External Link/Members OnlyI needed some TLC, 3 weeks ago on Sunday morning and all my usual contacts were not available.
I saw her ad, which I had noticed about a year ago, so i called and got an appointment for an hour later. I went for this appointment based on the Photo I saw advertised but when I got to her place, I was totally shocked with the person I met.
I guess she thinks she has not aged since that Photo was taken. It was like seeing Madonna(Material Girl) or Michelle Pfeiffer (9 and 1/2 weeks) or Julia Roberts (Pretty woman) posing as they did in their 20's photo shoots and still using these Photos to compete with Arianna Grande, Katy Perry, Charlize Theron, Taylor Swift.
I got in her door and i was speechless, it was indeed her (could see from her eyes) but she had aged and fatted up!(in my head I was thinking should I stay or go). I really expected to see a young twentysomething. she had got me in and shut the door behind me, she was well spoken and seem nice(but i was thinking make excuse and get out)
She was a nice person, asked how I was and if i wanted a drink.. anyway within 2 minutes, I handed over 90£ for the hour as agreed on the phone and this was for B2B massage, hand job at end and tit wank at start (her tits are still huge like photo)
We both got on her bed both naked and I went straight for the tit wank, she was on top of me (now seeing her naked, i really wanted out and was dreading the hour stay)
We both fumbled on the bed and she began rubbing me (I have a a lot better massages) and and I came about 15 minute from the titwank, next I turned over and she continued to massage me( massage not any better) about 25 minutes in, I summoned the courage to ask her I would only stay for 30 minutes.... and phew, she said that was okay but will only get 20£ back(I was thinking, Result, yes)
I got dressed up, did not take a shower, she gave me 20£ back and got out as soon as I can
She was nice, but the massage was a 4 out of 10, but most of all.. false advertising... ..FOR FUCKS SAKE IT IS 2016, I SEE A PHOTO OF A GIRL ADVERTISED, IT SHOULD AT LEAST BE CLOSE TO THE LIKENESS IN 2016 and not 1999.