Simplygorgeouslady - Harlow (but tours)

[JoeyRamone]

Link - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Date of meeting - April 2016

Location - Harlow, CM17 (hotel)

Type of meeting - Incall

Price paid / time spent - £75 / 30 mins

Summary - I recently saw simplygorgeouslady in a nice hotel in Harlow, CM17. Easy access to rooms and large carpark. Communications didn't start off too well, as it took a rather long time for an answer by text - quite a few hours in fact, by which point I'd more or less given up on the idea of a punt, but when I did get a reply we arranged for a couple hours later that evening. Pub/hotel name, road and postcode were given prior to arrive, room number when I got there with instructions on how to gain entry. No reception to go through, rooms are behind the pub with a separate entrance.

SGL is as described and pictured in her profile. She was nice, pleasant, welcoming, clean and smelled nice.

Money sorted, down to business, and this is where it goes from a positive to a neutral. Watersports weren't on the cards as she needs prior notice. Fair enough, I didn't ask, but it wasn't mentioned either. Rimming was one of the main reasons I went to see her, but it was a bit of a cop out saying her tongue isn't really long enough to get in there, and that people with a rather large derrière like myself she can't really do rimming that well. So that finished very quickly. Good blowjob, fingering her pussy, but the TV was on the whole time and more than once I caught her looking at it and not concentrating on me, and that's where the experience slipped into a negative.

On with the rubber and vaginal sex, finished up and cleaned up. She tells me she wasn't even sure she was going to be working as she'd had a busy weekend and was extremely tired - maybe that's why the service was lacklustre, who knows. 

Conclusion - Didn't wow me, thought it was all quite bland and bordering on sub-par really. She's got some good reviews on here, so maybe it was an "off day", but when you're charging £75 h/h and £140 p/h, you should really be having "off days"!

Return? - No

Rating - Negative

[dkn]

Good, helpful, and honest review.

And, like you say, it really isn't fair that these girls have their "off days" on their hourly rate!

[cambsguy]

Interesting, seen her 3 times and gutted she has not been local for me since.

First was very memorable. Was doing some interviews in a hotel, and part of the process was them to do a task and would have 15 mins of prep time. Anyway, on 1st interview was bored and looked on AW. Messaged her as she was in the hotel and i was horny!. So next guy comes for interview and I basically had a 15 min foot fetish fun while he prepped and then did the interview!!

Anyway, booked an hour next time but that was a mistake as I struggle to pop twice in an hour unless the 1st is pretty quick (think its the guilt you get after a punt!!! Anyway, took pics of her, had some good domination and was pretty good. Third time was 30 mins and again, pretty decent in terms of foot fun and domination.

I would say that seems like a 1 off, although no good to you!

[ringsrings]

I saw her in Cambs. I enjoyed it, was 69, rimming, swallow or CIM (can't remember which). I would love to see her back, if possible.

Thoroughly positive experience for me

[Sparta Prada]

My tuppence worth.

I saw SGL once, and it was a good experience. Good passionate kissing, rimming, didn't CIM, allowed it to dribble back out. But a decent 30 minutes with an attractive milf, as I said in my review.

Second time I tried to book with her, agreed a time but for some reason she wouldn't give me the exact address so I gave up waiting.

Third time I rang her to make a booking. Said she wasn't working although her profile suggested she was available, and she didn't sound sure herself.

I think this a classic YMMV, in so much that when she's in the mood she's really good. But when she isn't on form, she really is poor as the OP found.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

My tuppence worth.

I saw SGL once, and it was a good experience. Good passionate kissing, rimming, didn't CIM, allowed it to dribble back out. But a decent 30 minutes with an attractive milf, as I said in my review.

Second time I tried to book with her, agreed a time but for some reason she wouldn't give me the exact address so I gave up waiting.

Third time I rang her to make a booking. Said she wasn't working although her profile suggested she was available, and she didn't sound sure herself.

I think this a classic YMMV, in so much that when she's in the mood she's really good. But when she isn't on form, she really is poor as the OP found.

Moody?

So shes female then . Get over it;!