External Link/Members OnlyNow this is my first ever review but since it was so bad I thought I had to write it just to warn you guys.
I had been having a good day but was let down by another booking which is another story altogether.
Anyway calls her up and she sounded lovely on the phone and I'm thinking erika sex type here I'm on to a winner just arrived in Glasgow.
Get to the address then it's call me and let me know when your at door directed all the way to the flat. There was workies everywhere at flats across the road so you can imagine what's going through my head.
Get to the door and I'm greeted in the dark by a small Romanian girl with a thong and slippers on. (at this point all life inside me just about dies but standing cock and all that)
She takes me to a room with lots of light and I see that she is no erika sexx but a nice body and I think Yeh she should do the trick.
As I take of my clothes she tells me to be quiet which worries me. Is her mum fucking sleeping or something?? Then I look at the bed which I may point out is just a mattress on the floor which she apologises for, so I get on and quickly find out she has probably used her lungs to get the fucker inflated :-) by this time the money I had just handed over which was £50 for 15 mins by the way was quickly turning into the robbery of my century.
So I'm naked she removes the slippers and starts biting a condom packet to which I say " I thought it said owo? "no she said " in phonecall I told you just suck and fuck for 50 in 15 mins " whatever was left of me was just about gone but somehow I managed to get hard with the worst blowjob I've ever had. I then asked to lick her just for a laugh but I knew where this was heading.
"tell me when your ready to fuck" was her next comment so I told her I was ready and she tried to go on top and as my cock was going inside she kept holding the bottom of it as if she is worried about contacting with my skin. Listen hen I'm more worried about your yellow tounge and hairy nipples but on you go. "it's not getting hard" "when was last time you had sex?" she mutters.
" 4 days ago" I lie for no reason.
She then says I can't put it so deep because it hurts her so basically there was no chance to just put the legs up and bang the life out of her and shoot my load so I can get to fuck. No I had to remove the condom and wank myself to her not so bad ass. I shot my load and at this point feel lower than the pavement outside the flat I'm in.
To sum it up I had a shit time and I'm only writing this to warn you guys because this was a fucking robbery.
I hope you laughed at what I wrote but as long as you listened that's the main thing.
We have all been there but at this point I felt lower than the pavement outside
