dorys27 - Romanian - South croydon

[pumps]

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Went to see this one last week and its time to drop a review on my findings.

Location: nice attached house, clean, Sergie opens the door to let you in 

Comms: With the women herself, great phone manners - fills you with a bit of confidence as you know your going to see a romanian....

Girl: She's are as per pictures but there's something being hidden which I'll get onto later.

Services: None taken.


Okay I got into the bedroom where dorys was waiting, she hadn't made any effort she was wearing shorts and a top with straps, however I instantly noticed something strange.

Between her upper right breast and armpit there was this large black pussed/bloated diseased scabby looking growth with the real estate of a golf ball, just out there bold as brass, not even covered over with a plaster. I got closer, pointed and asked her what it was and she said it was "a pimple but huge", I looked from a closer vantage point and nearly vomited in my mouth as I could see individual areas that looked like pusss was leaking from, and in all honesty I didn't know what the fuck it was all I knew was I wanted to leave and get as far away from it as possible. (I'm eternally greatfull to her for having it in full view when I arrived because If I had paid and been presented with that all hell would of broken loose.)

I told her I was sorry & I cant stay, she quickly said no problem theres another girl (I think I'm not the first bloke to say he's going to leg it) She showed me the other girl but by then the blood divert valve in my cock was already in bypass mode and sending fresh oxygenated blood back up to my brain for clear decisive thinking, I promptly rejected the other girl and maid a b-line for the staircase>>>front door where Sergie promptly let me out.

This incident put me off punting for a few days, I couldn't even switch the punting mobile phone on and go and see a usual latina because of this traumatic experience, fearing that after I've paid another escort and she's pulling down her kek's there'd be some unidentified thing growing off her body.
I'm no softie I'm usually on all those websites watching graphic accident, beheading etc videos but that was too much.

Photos she's cleverly angled herself so you can't see anything.



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[pumps]

I feel a bit bad writing the review on something she probably doesn't have any control over, but I wish some other poor cunt who'd been to see her before I did (shes been in the area for at least 3 weeks) had left a review about it, as I'd never of bothered.

[alessiobou]

A small part of me tells me I should never open a negative review thread again.

The rest of me is grateful, as you've probably saved a few men of shock or panic attacks.

Can't imagine how that makes her feel.. you're probably not the first/last, and I don't blame you. 

[Jay72]

God that is horrendous Pumps. Get some counselling mate.

[punther]

Girl: She's are as per pictures but there's something being hidden which I'll get onto later.

When I read this I was thinking oh no...not another dessy 

sounds traumatic but at least you're alive to punt another day!

[pumps]

A small part of me tells me I should never open a negative review thread again.

The rest of me is grateful, as you've probably saved a few men of shock or panic attacks.

Can't imagine how that makes her feel.. you're probably not the first/last, and I don't blame you. 

Would be nice is the croydon folks wrote more views so to save other folks the bother lol , Anyone who could punt with that in their face is incredible.

[pumps]

When I read this I was thinking oh no...not another dessy 

sounds traumatic but at least you're alive to punt another day!

Dessy's I can handle   

[sirlean]

Gotta be picky in Croydon. I saw her profile when she was in West Croydon, but something about her didn't appeal to me.

[claretandblue]

Thanks as usual mate for reviewing, I never punt in South London but always enjoy your reviews  shame you seem to still have to be doing most of these reviews singlehanded with no other punters highlighting these horrors!

[pumps]

Gotta be picky in Croydon. I saw her profile when she was in West Croydon, but something about her didn't appeal to me.

This was being picky....not that there's fuck all to pick from this way, she looks milfy, thick thighs, arse.  took a risk and it didn't pay off 

[pumps]

Thanks as usual mate for reviewing, I never punt in South London but always enjoy your reviews  shame you seem to still have to be doing most of these reviews singlehanded with no other punters highlighting these horrors!

It seem's that way sometimes, apart from the latinas hardly anyone wants to review the other women working over this way, and when you do get a review its a "I saw her 4 years ago but she's now working in north London" event, which isn't helpful if you want to stay local 

All good fun  - - - Trying the unknown.



 

[SmackDown]

Thanks pumps for the heads up. I was close to giving her a try earlier this week. I'm so happy I didn't go. South London is pretty grim at the moment. ;-(

[claretandblue]

It seem's that way sometimes, apart from the latinas hardly anyone wants to review the other women working over this way, and when you do get a review its a "I saw her 4 years ago but she's now working in north London" event, which isn't helpful if you want to stay local 

All good fun  - - - Trying the unknown.

Ah yes the Latinas, there of course heavily reviewed in your area,how could I forget 

[pumps]

Ah yes the Latinas, there of course heavily reviewed in your area,how could I forget 

It's all some folks know, as if they're on their payroll 

[jonj]

She looks good, however thats a very nasty one, good call, run run run

Thanks for the post as few were considering, thing she heeds to go get some help s fast by the sounds of it

yep south is proper pants right now, even Surrey is crap unless you wanna travel a few light years

[The_Don]

Went to see this one last week and its time to drop a review on my findings.

Shame that review External Link/Members Only for you wasn't a good one, for you.

[Germany]

Well, let's call this section "UK Horror Stories", It might look I have been away from punting scene but actually I been quite active.

Visiting my regular, local Latin parlours, and not only, having as well few negatives, hidden behind my zip, and same as pumps, it somehow puts me off for few days/weeks, and didn't share with anyone.

Camberwell, don't remeber name, picture was a big ASS, pretty young face. Pictures was accurate like Michael Jackson in his 20 with Michael Jackson in his 50.....She was BBW.  but real BBW!

Her age maybe 18-20, no experience in suck, no handjob, all to way gentle for Germany Boy. I finished myself on her titties (face not allowed), complaint that to much milk (was holding for a week).

The best part, me naughty boy wanted to lick a vagina, luckily not allowed, after when I managed to see her small tiny pussy, covering around with all the fat I found a JIZZ.

It was disgrace! 

Even when she was cleaning herself with a napkins, she each throw it on the floor. It looks like snowflakes on the carpet.

Real horror 

[Ams11]

Pumps,

You could have just removed all the puss. It would be another hole to pump into - bareback even !!! 

I think the whole of Croydon needs to be avoided too many bad punts.

Ams11

[HighlyMotivated]

Pumps,

You could have just removed all the puss. It would be another hole to pump into - bareback even !!! 

That was the obvious joke I was hoping no one would make   

Great review, an amusing read    thanks for the warning