External Link/Members OnlyBad vibes from 3 enquiries, led me to return to the scene of a previous good punt. Takes same day bookings only. Since phone no. was the same (different pics), I asked outright - "Are you the girl's agent?" Woman was at pains to assure me she was definitely the WG. Then curiously told me to switch to text only for all further comms
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Duly arranged and had confirmed by her - DFK, heavy boob play, protected sex = £110 for 1 hour.
Same venue, just as easy to find and free parking 5 mins up road.
Texted my arrival D-8 mins, and got a repeat of the tedious cloak and dagger stuff. 'Walk all the way around the building, go thru the back gardens and approach flat from the rear." The bell does not work and there is no door knocker. Took 2 more texts and a good 5 mins before door opened. Really had turned around and on point of walking.
'Mona' was very very petite, pretty face, but flat chested, barefoot and dressed in a rather plain mismatched bra an knicker set. She did have quite full kissable lips for her size and quite a fetching smile. Not the girl in the pics - but hey ho!
Led to a bedroom and went over the agreed services with her. Wwas obvious Mona was NOT the phone girl. Her English was extremely limited. Still she nodded, smiled and ok'd to whatever i said - so handed her the cash.
Upon return, she stripped off and ran into the ensuite. She held up a big white towel and seemed to be cleaning her nether regions with baby wipes. Despite the towel had glimpsed an extensive hairy bush and the hairiest arsehole i have ever seen on man, woman or beast!
Moved toward her when she returned to the bed, but got gently pushed back down. Straddling my legs, she applied 3 baby wipes to my own regions. Now perversely this turns me one - so i said so and encouraged "More!" The girl stopped in her tracks, stared at me and threw the packet of wipes across the room.
She levered and stretched to the bedside drawer and produced a big toilet roll. Tearing off a section of three she peeled back John Thomas and began a sawing action on him. She was too vigorous and the pieces separated. These were thrown to the floor. She folded the next 3 pieces several times and was able to get up a real head of steam. Now it wasn't Izal but neither was it Andrex, so in no time things were beginning to chafe. Called out "Whoa!" while making a quick grab for a condom. I said "if you're worried, put this on." She took the condom - and with a "Too Soon" threw it across the room.
Now she moved up my body sill pinioning me by my legs. I went for a smooch but was again pushed gently back down. Mona broke 2 single pieces of toilet paper off and promptly stuffed them right up my nose! She sat there cocking her head to one side looking at me like some lab experiment. The papers were as clean as a whistle when she extracted them. She looked disappointed and promptly repeated the procedure with new paper. This time when she pulled them out - she tried to pinch my nasal hair with her small fingers but the hair was too far inside my nose.
When she came in for a 3rd attack, had to push her hands away - saying " No ,this is ridiculous." I took the opportunity to go in for a snog but she jerked her head away. I quickly transferred to her boob, but she flinched. So i stopped and asked "what about the services we agreed?" She replied "No kissing. No kissing." Told her - "This is no good. I want my money back."
Catlike she sprang off my legs and crouched on all fours next to my head. She pointed back at her hairy arsehole asking " you wanna this?" Had no idea if she meant rimming , fingering or anal without. But with my legs free, i swung off the bed and said i wanted to speak to the agent. Mona replied "not agent, my friend" She left the room and i rang the profile number. It went straight to voicemail. Mona returned and i repeated my demand for a refund. She left again and returned with the full amount. We both said our sorrys and i left.
How can i summarize the above? Am still in shock.
