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Long time lurker, first time reviewer here, so please take is easy and try not to get too shouty at me...
Anyway, I'm very new to this punting lark, and given that there have been so many positive reviews for this WG, I thought I'd share my own recent experience. First thing to say is that I was very close to posting this review down as a neutral given that some of the problems here were most likely down in part to my own anxiety issues about my inexperience with punting, but thought that my experience might at least be of value to others who feel they might have a similar reaction.
Comms: Great - all done by text, with very prompt replies.
Duration: 1hr for £120
Location: 5 mins walk from South Kensington tube in what I understand is a very well known place. Nice clean, tidy/clean apartment and bathroom.
Physical: No complaints here - Isabel is stunning, with a great arse and a very well toned body. I'd asked her to dress in a black bra, stockings and suspenders, which she did, and she looked absolutely great. Her breast are apparently enhanced, but not that you'd know - they look like a very large, well-proportioned natural pair to me.
Service: FK, OWO, Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy
Personality: This is the reason why I've decided to put this review down as a negative. Isabel was perfectly pleasant to talk to throughout our session, but seemed to have real issues throwing herself into the session - a real shame, as it wasn't quite the full GFE I was expecting.
Let me explain. Once the paperwork was complete, we had a very brief spell of FK, before Isabel turned around and allowed me to run my hands over her. Inevitably, by hands ran down towards her knickers and eventually into them in an attempt to explore further. "Don't put a finger in", she said, seemingly out of nowhere. I wasn't going to! This threw me a little, but it wasn't long at all before we moved onto a very nice OWO. I sat on the bed as she did this - and very enjoyable it was to - before very gently running my nails down her back (something which, in my experience, girls I've been with tend to go mad for). I should stress that I wasn't scratching her at all, and was leaving no marks as I did so, but even so, Isabel stopped immediately and gave me a very stern telling off for scratching her.
By this time, I had reconciled myself to treating this girl like a China doll - which wasn't a problem for me, but it would have been nice not to have been made to feel like I was sitting on the naughty step before I arrived at this conclusion by myself. After a spell of me returning the oral favour (which she seemed to enjoy), Isabel said "shall we fuck?". We went straight into missionary, which didn't last long, as with me putting my full weight on top of her she told me I was "crushing her". Now, I'm certainly no lightweight, but I'm not a particularly big guy either - it's also never been an issue for me with any other girl I've ever been with. By this point, I was getting a little annoyed at getting repeatedly told off, but we moved on to doggy, which was fine until I tried to reach for her breasts while in the act of doing so. In my option, I did so quite quite softly, but was again scolded and told to "be gentle".
After this, I'm afraid that my old fella had had enough of being told off, and decided to go limp. Isabel repeatedly asked me what was wrong, and why I had lost my 'enthusiasm'. My thinking was that telling her the actual reason would only make matters worse and I was keen to try and rescue the remainder of the session if I could. In fairness to Isabel she tried everything she could to revive the situation - masturbating in front of me, some more OWO, and a vigorous hand job, but all to no avail. Eventually I suggested that she should lie down next to me, kiss me, and allow me to explore her body with my hands. After about 15 seconds of this I was beginning to get hard again when she abruptly stood up and told me I was sweating too much and that she had to get a towel so that it didn't go on the bed. Another boner killer.
Eventually I managed to get the old chap back into working action and we returned to her trying to bring me off manually. I went to try and softly kiss her neck as we were doing so, and again she warned me off doing so, saying that her "other clients" would object if she had marks there. Fair enough, but there were no marks, and I was being very gentle! As the manual relief continued, Isabel then repeatedly asked me why I couldn't come, and even told me that I was being 'selfish' for keeping it to myself. This, of course, made things even worse, and made me stressful because I couldn't produce the goods. In any case, I told her I was trying my best(!!), but then eventually gave up on it as a bad job - particularly as we were nearing the end of the hour.
Afterwards, as if I wasn't feeling awkward enough at being repeatedly told off and also feeling embarrassed at a) Losing my stiffness earlier in the session and b) Not being able to come, Isabel decided to ask me a series of questions about how long it had been since I had sex, and how often I masturbated in an attempt to understand what had gone wrong - it didn't exactly help matters.
As I said at the start of this review, and in the interests of balance, I should reiterate that it's highly likely that my own punting inexperience, and anxiety at the situation might have contributed to this factor, but the reason I've decided to post this review as a negative is that, despite being in the company of this stunning woman, I really didn't enjoy the experience. It felt less like a proper GFE and more like Isabel didn't really want to throw herself into the session, which made it all the more difficult for me to lose myself in the experience. I didn't really feel any passion or enthusiasm from her and I sensed that she just wanted to get the whole thing over with. Add to this the lack of what I would call a 'bedside manner' with regard to the issues I've outlined above, and it wasn't a very good experience for me.
Before I left, she was perfectly nice to me, and we even had a bit of a laugh about what had happened. Perhaps I'm being unreasonable in my expectations here (as I say, I'm very new to the game), but would be keen to hear thoughts from anyone else to see if they have had similar experiences.
In any case, hope this has been helpful (if a little bit long).