External Link/Members OnlyWanted to warn you all against this. I took a chance that didn't pay off, but I can save you all the same experience.
I fancied a massage with possible extras (rub and tug or more) last Sunday and scoured the local area for a provider. The London Marathon meant that so many East London lasses were not working so I decided to settle for an oriental, bearing in mind that I like petite, slim and cute and genuinely would have been happy with a good massage and wank.
I rang up and asked for details of the masseuse and was assured she was slim, young, pretty and provided full service. I headed to the road (Sorrell Gardens) and texted for the number. No reply so I called. The woman who answered came out into the street to meet me and was clearly the madam.
We scurried inside and I was shown into a dark room where a girl was dressing with her back turned away from me into little black dress and boots as I had requested. All looked ok until she she began to undress to reveal a scarred pop belly and a beaver that looked like a rotting hedgehog. She was certainly not 22 as was suggested - either that or she'd had one hell of a tough paper round.
Being naked and achey I thought I'd settle for the massage but this was woeful. Oral without was declined, not that I wanted it much anyway, so I decided after five - ten minutes to leave.
On leaving the madam appeared and said to me 'Very good?' I said 'no' but she chose at this point to forget any english, other than to keep saying ring me if you want to come again.
£50 wasted, but that's the gamble with the oriental massage scene. Not the end of the world, but not an experience for others to risk.
