Author Topic: xoxolucyxoxo - YORK - hideous experience  (Read 5707 times)


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Sometimes I wish my head ruled my penis. This was a really bad idea and I should have walked.

I went to see Lucy at her home. She lives in one of the more grim areas of York, out on the Hull Road near the University is how she advertises it. I'd read some good feedback on AW over recent months so I took the plunge. I went to her place one morning.

The house had not really been tidied although to be fair she had had some renovation done - looked like this had ground to a halt. There was a lot of takeaway boxes! She works from home and has a kid and some pets , I think a cat and a dog. Certainly smells that way! I booked an hour but walked after 40 minutes.

APPEARANCE - she suggests she is a size 12, but I'd say she's more of a 16, perhaps a big 14. She's got nice eyes I must say, and kisses well, but her tits are far more saggy than the profile suggests and she's got a gut which does not come out in her pictures. She looks nice with her clothes on. Her pussy was reasonably well trimmed but although it was morning she had a certain scent to her which kind of put me off.

THE MEET - I arrived on time but her greeting was a bit stern, like she was not that happy to meet up when it boiled down to it. She seemed pretty stressed, strung out, not sure if she was on something. I paid for an hour, already thinking I should haggle down to less. We went pretty much straight to the bedroom. She did rabbit on, grumbling about all sorts, not as a time wasting tactic (I don't think) but god can she moan. She told me to get my things off after some nice dfk, which was good. She has nice eyes. We got on the bed for some more kissing and then I tried to take things further, playing with her tits, trying to gain access down below. Her phone went off twice and although she didn't answer it, she did tut and refuse when I asked her to switch it off, saying 'it might be something important'. !!!!!

I played with her floppy tits for a while, fingered her pussy and moved south across some very prominent stretch marks to her stubbly pussy where a discreet sniff indicated a lack of freshness! I lapped gently anyway. She made no attempt to touch my cock and developed deafness when I suggested oral on me. Eventually I got her to produce a condom which she took ages to open. At this point I just gave up, said I felt unwell, and left.

What a waste of money. Totally disinterested WG, shit environment, not fresh and clean and happy to partake. She may have been having a bad day, but I don't think so. There's plenty of other choices and I strongly recommend giving this one a wide, wide berth.

Tallboy2

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Well that does not sound good. Why does she do the job if she's not going to make her clients feel welcome.

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Shame I could do with a decent punt in York. You had any?

Offline CityTillIDie

Yes, very much so.

I've been punting in the York area for perhaps 15 years.
I've just sent you a PM as I'm not sure of the rules of posting on open forum!

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Well that does not sound good. Why does she do the job if she's not going to make her clients feel welcome.

Did this sentence not give you an indication of her attitude before you booked?

I DO THIS JOB BECAUSE I ENJOY IT NOT BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE. QUITE THE OPPOSITE IF YOUR NOT GUNA TREAT ME WITH RESPECT JOG THE FUCK ON!!!!


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Did this sentence not give you an indication of her attitude before you booked?

I DO THIS JOB BECAUSE I ENJOY IT NOT BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE. QUITE THE OPPOSITE IF YOUR NOT GUNA TREAT ME WITH RESPECT JOG THE FUCK ON!!!!


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Please post some reviews yourself before being critical of others who can be bothered to post a review

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Please post some reviews yourself before being critical of others who can be bothered to post a review

I think she'd struggle to post reviews, being a WG herself  :dash:

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I think she'd struggle to post reviews, being a WG herself  :dash:

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Ok good point SteveDave I overlooked that one. Ha ha
I charge a good rate myself
She can come and see me and then write a review. Ha ha

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Ok good point SteveDave I overlooked that one. Ha ha
I charge a good rate myself
She can come and see me and then write a review. Ha ha

Haha, but you've got no reviews already...she'd have to be up for TOFTT  :lol:

Offline CityTillIDie

To Kinkster, re:

"Did this sentence not give you an indication of her attitude before you booked?

I DO THIS JOB BECAUSE I ENJOY IT NOT BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE. QUITE THE OPPOSITE IF YOUR NOT GUNA TREAT ME WITH RESPECT JOG THE FUCK ON!!!!"

Yes, a very valid point, well made!
I do check people's profiles really carefully, I'm interested (with the Brits) slightly in how carefully they're written and how infrequently they write 'hun' (God how I hate that word!! I've decided not to see people who use it...) 'babes' etc etc. Also interested in general tone and attitude. I'm just a nice normal bloke, clean and friendly, single now, who likes to spend some time with a nice WG a couple of times a week. So, of course I'm trying to pick carefully.

But here's the thing... she (Lucy in York) has updated her profile a lot lately and this new section all upper-case would have put me off. She's also added some blokeshe's now kind of reverse-pimping for !!! And she's working mostly in Hull.

These changes to her profile have all appeared in the past few days and are indeed off-putting.

NOT as off-putting as the reality, however!!!

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PS I'm a newbie here / fool
How do I get a quote from a previous post to look all blue etc etc

Sorry!!!!
Above the post you want to quote is a quote button just press that

Offline CityTillIDie

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Should have gone to Specasavers

I'll get my coat.

(other famous high street opticians are also not to be discounted)

Many thanks!

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Hey CTID,

I'm from Teeside, but am considering travelling down to York for some guilty pleasures, since it's probably just as easy to get to as Newcastle from here.

I would be most appreciative of some recommendations in the York area.

Offline CityTillIDie

Hey CTID,

I'm from Teeside, but am considering travelling down to York for some guilty pleasures, since it's probably just as easy to get to as Newcastle from here.

I would be most appreciative of some recommendations in the York area.

If she's here, the best option is certainly Lola. But she's not been around for a couple of weeks. Having said which, I've just noticed she's logged on to AW yesterday..!

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Would also strongly recommend Sophie Garcia

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Also try 'Kirby so devine' or Rea's - both a little more mechanical(?) perhaps but very good nevertheless

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Usually quite a lot of EE here; Poles, Romanians.
I'm going to try some of these out in the next couple of weeks.

CTID

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PS Basically, do whatever you can to meet Lola!
She's bloody sexy as well as attractive, gorgeous body, nice personality.

Amazing oral. But good sex too. Ten minutes' walk from the station, within the City walls.

CTID

Offline Tricks

To Kinkster, re:

"Did this sentence not give you an indication of her attitude before you booked?

I DO THIS JOB BECAUSE I ENJOY IT NOT BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE. QUITE THE OPPOSITE IF YOUR NOT GUNA TREAT ME WITH RESPECT JOG THE FUCK ON!!!!"

Yes, a very valid point, well made!
I do check people's profiles really carefully, I'm interested (with the Brits) slightly in how carefully they're written and how infrequently they write 'hun' (God how I hate that word!! I've decided not to see people who use it...) 'babes' etc etc. Also interested in general tone and attitude. I'm just a nice normal bloke, clean and friendly, single now, who likes to spend some time with a nice WG a couple of times a week. So, of course I'm trying to pick carefully.

But here's the thing... she (Lucy in York) has updated her profile a lot lately and this new section all upper-case would have put me off. She's also added some blokeshe's now kind of reverse-pimping for !!! And she's working mostly in Hull.

These changes to her profile have all appeared in the past few days and are indeed off-putting.

NOT as off-putting as the reality, however!!!

I'm with you, I fucking hate Hun and darling from the Asian girls. Indeed this is worthy of it's own thread :hi:

Offline CityTillIDie

I'm with you, I fucking hate Hun and darling from the Asian girls. Indeed this is worthy of it's own thread :hi:

I totally agree. 'Hun' goes with fake tits fake tans fake nails and fake interest. So too 'babes' and 'darl'.

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APPEARANCE - she suggests she is a size 12, but I'd say she's more of a 16, perhaps a big 14. She's got nice eyes I must say, and kisses well, but her tits are far more saggy than the profile suggests and she's got a gut which does not come out in her pictures. She looks nice with her clothes on. Her pussy was reasonably well trimmed but although it was morning she had a certain scent to her which kind of put me off.


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She's done such a good job tucking her gut into those jeanshorts that she's practically verging on turning into sausages  :thumbsdown:

Offline CityTillIDie

What I will say is that I wish hookers would be honest about their appearance. This WG is a perfect example of my point. She has a pretty big gut and loads of stretch marks which given she is only 25 is very unappealing. Her pussy is flabby like a big old 50 yr old and her tits are no fans of gravity let's put it that way.

Fuck knows how she got in those shorts.

Plus verbally she's motor mouth and full of shit. There's a couple of AW fluffy types seem to think she's great.

I'd rather she were honest in her description of herself. I struggled to stay when I saw her I must say


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PS Basically, do whatever you can to meet Lola!
She's bloody sexy as well as attractive, gorgeous body, nice personality.

Amazing oral. But good sex too. Ten minutes' walk from the station, within the City walls.

CTID

Cheers for that, CTID.

That lola is much slimmer/less curvy than I usually go for, but I have to say, I ended up with a really sexy slim girl on a bait and switch up here and had a really good fuck, so I could be tempted.

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I played with her floppy tits for a while, fingered her pussy and moved south across some very prominent stretch marks to her stubbly pussy where a discreet sniff indicated a lack of freshness!

Reminds me of all good classic erotic literature, Lady Chatterley's Lover perhaps.   :lol:

This sounded like a nightmare CITD!

Offline CityTillIDie

Reminds me of all good classic erotic literature, Lady Chatterley's Lover perhaps.   :lol:

This sounded like a nightmare CITD!

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I had to put some sort of amusement together to avoid the nauseating memories.

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:hi:

I had to put some sort of amusement together to avoid the nauseating memories.

Yep, its the only thing you can salvage from a shit punt!

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Offline CityTillIDie

Is this the same girl?

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No. the one you ask about is from Hull. Visits York occasionally. The one I reviewed has packed in a while back. Coincidentally they did work together for a little while in the spring.

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Is this the same girl?

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I'm fairly certain it's not the same girl.
I saw Yorkshire lucie in York about 9 months ago, I think she had a different profile then which she mentions in her blog. I think she normally works in hull?
As I recall she was a very good punt.
The other one, xoxolucyxoxo, as ctid describes was a bloody awful. She was based in York  and has gone now I think.
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