External Link/Members OnlyI'm rating this negative maybe that's a bit harsh, you tell me.
This is a bit long, but bottom line is booked for 90 mins, stayed 35 (incl shower and another bathroom trip for her) so maybe 20 mins playtime at best.
Saw Sara today. Had a 1.5 hrs special booked for this afternoon. Was fairly short notice - I had texted her earlier in the day but she wasn't available when I needed her so I didn't think it would happen. Was having a hard time connecting with anyone tbh and Sara was far from my first choice. Should have listened to big head....
Anyhoo, Sara texted me that she had a cancellation, so we set the time and off I went.
Got there at the allotted time. Texted for the apt # and......nothing. Gave it 5 and rang and she answered. Had absolutely no idea what she said on the phone, but I heard a number and guessed correctly she was in that apartment. That was a clue right there as to how this would go...Knocked and she let me in wearing the printed dress in her pics. She is tiny, maybe 5'2. She is quite plain without make up. Maybe given 2 hours of hair and make up she could look like the photos on her profile...She does have a nice little body, but I need to connect with a woman to get the most out of a punt and we didn't get close to a connection.
In the room and the babbling started. I literally was not understanding anything she was trying to tell me. I should have walked then. Curse you little head!
You know in the movie Transformers where Shia Labouf's character asks the cop if he's on drugs - that scene ran through my head while Sara was babbling at me.....
Paid the money, She went to another room with it, I got undressed, she comes in and folds my clothes and after 5 mins of babbling I got across that i wanted a shower, even though I'd had one 20 mins earlier at home (i like to be fresh). She accompanied me and joined me in the shower. This was looking up.
Unfortunately, this is where the wierdness notched up a level. Whilst she's lathering my back, I feel a sharp pain and Sara is trying to squeeze a spot on my back. This is a first. I mean it's not like my back looks like a pepperoni pizza or anything, but apparently she found something that she couldn't ignore
...I tell her very firmly, but politely to not do that, but she tries again. I spin round and tell her to stop and she gets it but doesn't see a problem. I cant see but feel like I'm bleeding back there now.
So I'm wierded out already and don't understand half of what shes babbling at me but we go back to the room. We lay on the bed and she's drinking coffee (cos that's gonna make DFK go better) and offers me some of her cold coffee. I politely decline. She starts giving me a massage, pausing to get a wipe and clean up my back where she attacked me... She's being a lil rough with the massage (I have back issues) and I have to ask her 4 times to go easy on me. I give up and roll over. She asks what I like, I tell her I want OWO and Anal. She dissapears (after some babbling and repeating herself when I say "What?") to the bathroom and I realize she went to uh "clean" herself for anal. I'm losing the will to live. 5 mins later she comes back, and kisses me, wierdly, like flicking her tongue at my face, then goes off for some oral. Finally, she can't talk with her mouth full
Decent technique, I ask her to slow down and she gets bored after about 3 mins and puts the rubber on and mounts me. We got at it in CG and she spins round to RCG and I'm done. Like I said, she's tiny.
She takes the now full condom off and ties a knot in it and then starts babbling at me, swinging this thing round over my face. I tell her to stop...This is getting ridiculous. She lays the thing down on the bed, next to my head
and starts babbling at me. She's straddling me and starts coming right up in my face and examining my face one side then the next. I have no idea what she is saying, maybe she didn't like my beard or maybe she was looking for more zits to pop or maybe she's just batshit crazy.
She tries kissing me, but it's like she's trying to force her tongue into my mouth and I'm not in the mood for anymore of it. She tries again anyway (uh not into body language this girl) I'm done. I ask her politely, to "get off me" and am about to lift her off when she finally moves. I just start getting dressed and she's still babbling. I try and explain we're just not "connecting" or "clicking" or even "communicating". I don't know if she got it. I get dressed and the poor girl walks smack into my elbow as I'm pulling my jumper over my head.
I apologize profusely, and check she is ok, but she says "ok" (it was about the only thing she said all the time I was there I understood). At this point, I've been there 35 mins into a 90 min appointment (including time spend on intros, in the shower and her going back to the bathroom).
I'd give this punt a
rating on VFM. Not my worst punt ever, but it's the worst one since I've been in Bristol over the last year or so.
I think I'm sticking with English Girls from here on out, it's worth the cash to not have to deal with babbling.....
