Eva Busty Blonde Edinburgh

[Motherfooker]

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Following another tough week at work and with the bank holiday weekend approaching (3 days with my wife and screaming kids) I felt the need for some me time. I'd heard about Eva being a proper masseuse so with de-stressing the order of the day I plumped for her.

She's based a 10 minute walk from Meadowbank retail park. After parking my car I badly needed a piss so took a quick slash in the street before entering her apartment. Eva greeted me dressed in a black 2 piece with her massive fake tits hanging out the top. She's not got the prettiest face but it's pleasant enough. No need for a bag on it anyway. She's got one of those hour glass bodies, round in a Kardashian type way, but not fat. Despite her profile saying she's Spanish I reckon she's Portuguese. This isn't because I speak fluent Portuguese or that my ears have become accustomed to the linguistic differences between Spanish and Portuguese through years of banging Latin slags but rather the fact I spotted a Portuguese to English translation book next to her computer. With my detective work complete I handed over my hard earned pieces of silver (£120 for an hour) stripped off and lay down on her masseuse table where Eva proceeded to oil me up.

The massage was pretty good and Eva really knows what she's doing. For those of you dirty fuckers looking for a rub'n'tug you could do a lot worse than this wench. It started off gentle but soon she was putting her elbows into my back. Quite sore but in a good way. She asked me to move on to the floor (Eva doesn't use a bed) where she continued to oil me up. By end of visit I would have more oil than BP. Anyway she started putting her feet into my back and then using her hands to lift her full body weight up while sitting on top of me. My back was literally cracking under the pressure.

Onwards and upwards my cock was now rock hard. Eva turned me over, put a rubber on and started sucking on my pipe . Lots of eye contact and a bit of the usual dirty chat "so big, lovely cock" you get from whores. Eva then took her panties off and said it was time to fuck so she got on top and rode me hard. She's a pretty decent sized unit so riding me rodeo style with me lying in a floor rather than a bed wasn't the greatest experience. As such I asked to get on top and jack hammered away. After pumping her in a few different positions including doggy it was time for the main event. I lay on my back while Eva stuck a finger up my ass and proceeded to massage my prostate while jerking me off over her tits. I came hard!

All in all so positive but being baked in oil I badly needed a shower as I was heading straight home to my wife. Unfortunately Eva's shower was on the blink and only had cold (ice fucking cold!) water coming out. It was fucking horrendous and I couldn't take it for long so had to go home still stinking of Latina cunt and babyoil. Straight in the door at home I told my beloved it had been a tough day and that I needed a shower and sprayed my clothes with deodorant before putting them in the washing basket.

All in a decent punt. I wouldn't recommend her if you're just looking for sex but if you fancy a decent massage alongside some pussy pumping you could do a lot worse.

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[auldie63]

Good review sir but, for a £120 surely the least you should expect is a bed to save you from carpet burns or skelfs. I'm out!

[Motherfooker]

Agreed. She puts towels on the floor but when you are paying top dollar you at least want to shoot your load with a bit of comfort. I think she lives in same apartment. Guess she doesn't want to sleep where customers have been spunking morning, noon and night.

[DickDiver]

She's based a 10 minute walk from Meadowbank retail park. After parking my car I badly needed a piss so took a quick slash in the street before entering her apartment.

You took a pish in the street between parking your car and arriving at a punt? That's certainly a comprehensive review of events.

[bigmike32]

Pre punt nerves make you pish at awkward times.

[Motherfooker]

I always like to drain the pool prior to a punt. Quite often if I'm in a tenement stairway I'll have a quick slash prior to knocking on the whore's door. Dirty habit I know but c'est la vie.

[tazman1002001]

I always like to drain the pool prior to a punt. Quite often if I'm in a tenement stairway I'll have a quick slash prior to knocking on the whore's door. Dirty habit I know but c'est la vie.

You're like a dog marking your territory 

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Is there something wrong with going in the hoor's toilet?

[auldie63]

I always like to drain the pool prior to a punt. Quite often if I'm in a tenement stairway I'll have a quick slash prior to knocking on the whore's door. Dirty habit I know but c'est la vie.

Manky cunt!

[JazzMan]

I always like to drain the pool prior to a punt. Quite often if I'm in a tenement stairway I'll have a quick slash prior to knocking on the whore's door. Dirty habit I know but c'est la vie.

Sometime these disgusting love life should keep their secrets to themselves.
Scumbag.

[rathbone]

She looks pretty hot, and the fact she's a qualified masseuse rather than just someone who happens to give a massage is a plus.  I guess if she put your back out during an energetic 69, she could fix it before you left.

Having had a look at her AW profile, does mention she has a massage table … or to quote, **MASSAGE COACH TABLE** … the spelling mistake/ translation error is excusable, but I wouldn't be up for lying on the floorboards!