After a very hectic work schedule, my two options for some serious rest and recovery were either to spend a day or two on my own at home exhausted watching movies and pulling my pud, OR go to FKK Artemis nude sauna club Berlin and spend two days deep in the juicy wet pussies of a smorgasbord of beautiful hot young ladies from around the world: NO BRAINER!
Having bought a cheap flight from London Luton to Berlin I was then very worried whilst I did further research to find out about the massive police raid only days earlier.
A quick call to the club receptionist confirmed they were still open and just to talk to the ladies about the pricing, which incidentally they are all charging same as before, for whatever reason, but I guess the girls realise they can't fuck with the prices and get away with it. Whatever the situation, I guess there might be a court case at some point whilst the Germans are figuring out the tax affairs, all of which is completely irrelevant to me enjoying the company of gorgeous hot sexy women!
My plane landed in Berlin Schonefeld airport at 9am Monday morning, then I got the RE7 train to Friedrichst station, then changed to the S-Bhan for another train to Westkruez station, from which you can see Artemis, and walk to in 3 minutes, but I arrived at 10.45am and the club doesn't open to 11am, so I decided to walk a little further along the road and found in the suburb next to the club the lovely little Novum Hotel Kronprinz Berlin, which was more than adequate place to sleep for the night at 75Euros, and most importantly only 2 minutes walk from Artemis.
Back at Artemis for the 11am opening, my 'working day' starts with a long hot shower to wash away the air travel and freshen up for my adventures.
Straight out of the shower I met a very friendly tubby Indonesian MILF 5/10, who showed me around the club a little then told me in great detail about her incredible slow and slurpy blow job skills and with my balls so full of cum, her mouth was more than an adequate place to park my cock for half an hour to warm me up for the gorgeous hotties to come.
After the BBBJ I headed to the lounge for a very tasty fresh coffee - all drinks other than alcohol are free as much as you like, only have to pay for alcohol at 10 euros a drink.
A Moldovan late 20's 8/10 slides up next to me and after a few minutes of chatting, we go upstairs to a bedroom for BBBJ and fucking her tight pussy, but her attitude was not so great from that point onwards and I found out she saw me only as an ATM, and insisted on me wearing her thick as wellies condom rather than the thin ones I brought with me. So I rewarded her shitty attitude by cuming deep in her pussy and then ignoring her for the rest of my stay.
Such is the luck of the draw with whores, so my strategy is to always spend some time chatting to them to gauge if they have a positive friendly vibe and if they are the kind of woman that I would find to fuck in a regular night club or not.
I never push for any one whore to fuck me, as this is how I have got landed with girls who only want mechanical sex and see me as an ATM only. Instead I look for that spark of enthusiasm as a way of gauging if they're likely to be a good lay or not.
Whilst chatting, it's a good idea to pop the kissing question, as many girls don't like to kiss you on the lips, but they all kissed my cock BBBJ no problem!
If I don't get a good vibe from a girl, no problem - I just move on to the next beauty, and as the whores assured me that Artemis is the biggest and best of such FKK nude sauna clubs in Germany, there were no shortage of beautiful girls keen to suck me and fuck me.
Nearly all the girls were 100% nude and only wearing some heels. A few were wearing the tiniest amount of lingerie to accentuate their nudity - it's all good - God I love this place! There is no mobile phones allowed in the club and you must leave it in the lockers provided, so next time I will take a watch to keep an eye on the time incase I meet another like the Moldovian wench, but having said that I found none of the girls to be clock watchers, and probably due to my good selection process, they all seemed to be much more interested in having a romantic roll around on a bed and ensuring my balls were unloaded.
So after finishing with the Moldovian wench I had a quick shower and then spotted the beautiful blonde Gaby 10/10 Hungarian 21yr old on the stairs and after a bit of chatting she soon had both sets of her lips wrapped around my cock for 30mins of GFE, everything apart from kissing, but WOWEEE what a hot fuck!
My balls were getting a bit drained by this point so after a nice breakfast in the restaurant, I changed into the workout kit that I brought with me to make use of their excellent gym whilst giving my cock a chance to reload a bit.
So I headed to the treadmill and holy-fuck there is a 27yr Spanish 10/10 beauty on the stair stepper next to me also having a workout, and during the aporox half hour of cardio and chatting and mutual flirting with Miss Spain, she tells me she loves romantic love making and kissing! Our gym workout starts to get increasingly raunchy and sweaty and ends up with us having a naked shower together. She gave me a good cock wash in the shower all for free, then we got ourselves a room for two hours of deep wet kissing, cuddling, GFE, BBBJ, sucking and fucking - she came multiple times, I came twice more - by now I had died and gone to heaven! - I want to take Miss Spain for my girlfriend!!
Back to the restaurant for some honest home cooked food which was more than fine and all included with the 80 euro entrance price, then another hot shower to freshen up again from Miss Spain.
The men and women's changing rooms are next to each other and the girls get themselves a towel to put under their naked bums whilst sitting in the lounge. The fresh towels are located just in the very entrance/exit in the men's. It's now 9pm and I'm naked and drying myself off from the shower by the towels, and fresh in for the night shift and fetching herself a towel is a 9/10 Colombian stunner with the most perfect body ever, round arse and curvy tits - both of our eyes were popping out of their sockets with mutual lust at first sight as we eyed up each other's naked bodies - and without a pause - we dived into a bedroom without delay! She asks me to stay with her for an hour and says we should make love to each other like boyfriend and girlfriend - fuck yeah I'm into that! - I want to cream this Columbian hottie!! Another outstanding GFE, BBBJ, deep juicy kisses, sucking, fucking and love making, she said I made her cum for the first time in an entire week, I came another two times in her delightful Columbian pussy.
So now it's 11pm and I'm proud to say I put in a solid 12 hours of performance with these these gorgeous whores, but alas, I'm now fucked out completely so get myself a beer and sit down in the lounge chatting to a German punter whilst enjoying the view of beautiful women milling about on the pull all completely naked - fuck this is awesome!!
There is now an onslaught of pretty girls in for the night - a whole load more drop dead gorgeous beauties who like working through the night come in about 7pm and work through to about 5am or whenever they've had enough. They keep offering to work my cock even more, but by now my balls are enjoying a pleasant cummed-out ache and despite even my voracious sexual appetite, I have to admit total and utter sexual defeat - these gorgeous cunts got the better of me!! By 1am I'm too tired to carry on so take the two minute walk back to the hotel for a very big deep sleep.
Awaking late in the morning at the hotel and contemplating shenanigans whilst soaking in a hot bath I arrive at the conclusion that God just hasn't sent me a sufficient amount of 3somes with two girls slobbering on my cock simultaneously - which is one of my all time favourite sexual adventures, and so during the 2-minute walk back to Artemis for my rather tardy 11.25am start on the Tuesday I resolve to correct this critical deficiency in my life.
After changing into the robes provided I meet a stunning 9/10 mid 20's Hungarian brunette in the lounge and after a perfunctory amount of chit-chat she asks how she can help me today, she was soooo sexy I absolutely would have taken her on her own! But alas, I am a goal achiever and so I tell her that I need two girls simultaneously sucking my cock for half an hour. The brunette waves her blonde Hungarian friend over, and lo and behold it's the gorgeous Gaby 10/10 21yr old who I had the hot GFE fuck with the previous morning!! Fuck yeah she meets my approval! So 25 minutes of stimulaneous cock worship from the Hungarian duo, followed by using the last 5 minutes to bounce on the blondes perfect juicy-plump butt I lose my load once more deep in the 21yr old 10/10 blonde with the brunette cheering us on. What a bloody great start for the day!
Back to the lounge for another fresh tasty coffee, which incidentally is a world apart from the mediocre hot-pot coffee they serve in the restaurant. Across the bar a beautiful big titted German blonde 26yr old 9/10 is giving me positive vibes, and after a couple more coffees and canoodling on a couch with Miss Germany she sucks on my cock BBBJ then I pump her perfect pussy real good whilst watching her face squeal with delight in the two mirrors in a bedroom whilst I'm fucking her doggy.
Fellas, if you ever read any of those horse-shit reports about girls choosing this as a last resort, that's simply not true as my experience is that the overwhelming majority of these girls simply love men, money and sex! Same as us men loving women, money and sex too! Duh!! Sure one or two don't, and haven't we all found ourselves at some point in our life doing a job we don't like that much.
Back to the lounge after a nice leisurely breakfast and with another fresh coffee in hand I spot beautiful young Miss Venezula 7.5/10 on a couch that I go to sit next to. With some very friendly conversation along the way she tells me the lonesome big-titted 7.5/10 naked Columbian standing on the other side of the lounge is her best friend - what-the-fuck is she doing over there looking bored and lonely I ask?! So we both motion for the naked Columbian honey to come join us for some pleasant chit-chat and canoodling with me sitting between the pair of them feeling chuffed with my Latino sandwich. Okay they are both only 7.5/10 individually, and given the amount of 8's, 9's & 10's in the club I probably wouldn't be too quick to take either separately, but with a little basic math in my head, the combined scored tops out to a whopping 15!! when taking both into consideration! And as Kylie Minogue sung "two tarts are better together" ooh-la-la!!
Given my 3some mission for the day, they're perfect! I find South American ladies, especially Columbian and Venezuelan to be very passionate lovers, and when asked if they like kissing they both say yes! Now I know I'm in for a great time with these two cuties!! But my balls are still needing to reload a bit from the 3 beauties I had emptying them so far this morning, so I promise that I'll take the pair of them for 1-hour of love making in 90 minutes after my workout in the gym. Back after 90 mins I rejoin Miss Columbia for some more canoodling on a couch and whilst we're waiting for Miss Venezula to join us, I discover that Miss Columbia will cum best with her pussy wrapped around my cock. And when Miss Venezula joins us after 20 minutes or so, I find out that Miss Venezula cums best multiple times with my tongue on her clit. Now with both of these Latino Honeys giving great GFE, snogging, fucking and simultaneous BBBJ, they both cum a couple of times each and I cum just one last time. Yup! These two Latino lovers can come join me any time they want!!
Sadly I have to leave this heaven on earth for a night flight home, and type up this report on my way back so I can lock down forever what has turned out to be the very best sexual experience of my entire life!! Or so far until I return again!! Hope you enjoy my report fellas, as I have enjoyed reading about your experiences too! God-bless the girls and management of Artemis for making my life better in every way!
