Nervous and a virgin

[bardock]

I've deflowered enough virgins to be able to say that this is completely normal. It's a combo of nerves and being a totally different sensation to when you wank.

Thankyou! Thats exactly what it was

[vw]

Thankyou! Thats exactly what it was

So the lesson is stop being a wanker and you will be ok next time !

[Brazilian Martian]

Lol here. for your own amusement.

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I stand corrected but what I find strange in these days is being 23 and still a virgin have you lived in a rural fishing village all your life. I lost my virginity at age 13 and I'm 32 years old to think about waiting untill I was 23 would of drove me 

[bardock]

I stand corrected but what I find strange in these days is being 23 and still a virgin have you lived in a rural fishing village all your life. I lost my virginity at age 13 and I'm 32 years old to think about waiting untill I was 23 would of drove me 

im quite a shy conservative muslim, in fact, im going to go to mosque in an hour or so! hahah

[cueball]

Bundick..... what did she think of the flowers?

[vw]

im quite a shy conservative muslim, in fact, im going to go to mosque in an hour or so! hahah

Did you get  a nikah mut'ah to fuck Molly ?

[bardock]

Bundick..... what did she think of the flowers?

I got off at manchester victoria station quite late, thought i would miss the meet, so didn't have a chance to get any flowers.  maybe next time.

[cueball]

I got off at london victoria station quite late, thought i would miss the meet, so didn't have a chance to get any flowers.  maybe next time.

You didn't get her a gift? She'll mention you at the AGM now 

[bardock]

Did you get  a nikah mut'ah to fuck Molly ?

haha that's "legal" prostitution isnt it! I've heard thats practice quite abit in arab countries.

[bardock]

You didn't get her a gift? She'll mention you at the AGM now 

I will definitly get her a gift next time. She was so lovely and understanding throughout the whole 30 minutes. She has a good personality. Im going Strictly Molly now! atleast long enough until im comfortable getting off while inside of her.

editL: what's AGM?? nothing in the glossary and google searches

[CatBBW]

You didn't get her a gift? She'll mention you at the AGM now 

 

[Nagilum]

Lol here. for your own amusement.

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That's it just keep exposing yourself.  You are choosing not to listen to anything

As for the going soft, its nerves.  You will get better.

[Nagilum]

I will definitly get her a gift next time. She was so lovely and understanding throughout the whole 30 minutes. She has a good personality. Im going Strictly Molly now! atleast long enough until im comfortable getting off while inside of her.

editL: what's AGM?? nothing in the glossary and google searches

 

You need to read the punting wiki. 

[CatBBW]

That's it just keep exposing yourself.  You are choosing not to listen to anything

Just seen what you're talking about. That's just.... 

[Nagilum]

You didn't get her a gift? She'll mention you at the AGM now 

Considering I chair the event I will be sure to use his text as an example.  The biggest virgin award category is bursting at the seems, how will I decide.  Maybe a poll on here?

[Nagilum]

Just seen what you're talking about. That's just.... 

I try, I really do with newbies, but sometimes they need to burn their finger before they will listen.

[vw]

haha that's "legal" prostitution isnt it! I've heard thats practice quite abit in arab countries.

Temporary Muslim marriage !

Have heard of some girls here being asked !

[Nagilum]

haha that's "legal" prostitution isnt it! I've heard thats practice quite abit in arab countries.

Actually its practiced particularly by the Shia Muslims.

It's kind of a "permission to shag your daughter" without me committing.

[Nagilum]

Temporary Muslim marriage !

Have heard of some girls here being asked !

Thats it +1

Called muta marriage

[CatBBW]

Temporary Muslim marriage !

Have heard of some girls here being asked !

Yes, I have been asked. I've also been TOLD!

I have never done bookings with anyone who insisted a temp marriage had to be part of the service. They can FRO.

[FlyingBreadMan]

How ironic if if turns out bentdick is actually a girl...

[bardock]

Actually its practiced particularly by the Shia Muslims.

It's kind of a "permission to shag your daughter" without me committing.

yeh those shia's are weird with there fake marriages and self flaggelation. Sunni's all the way!

[bardock]

I try, I really do with newbies, but sometimes they need to burn their finger before they will listen.

i'l learn.. im reading the wiki now 

[PLeisure]

Well done, young Baldrick 

Next meet you'll be rigid as a door for her 

[Nagilum]

i'l learn.. im reading the wiki now 

I'ts ok, that's why we are here.

Now slap a review together and lets talk about the next punt.

[vw]

yeh those shia's are weird with there fake marriages and self flaggelation. Sunni's all the way!

You mean like this !

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[cueball]

editL: what's AGM?? nothing in the glossary and google searches

 

 

Please please please don't get banned.

I can see hours of fun with you, you're the new sludge, you'll not know sludge, he had me laughing like a giddy school girl.

What's an AGM 

[Liverpool]

Bardock if you are going to screenshot, don't include your number. 

[stevedave]

Bardock if you are going to screenshot, don't include your number. 

I may be wrong, but I think that is the lasses number, not bumbledicks.

That said, I wouldn't have screenshotted it in the first place!

Good luck for next time bungdong, don't stress about OT lay off the wanking for a couple of days beforehand and you'll be reet.

[bardock]

Bardock if you are going to screenshot, don't include your number. 

haha yeh That's not mine! I'm not that Crazy!

[bardock]

im wondering if I should go on holiday too as i have two weeks before starting job, practice with some foreign escorts, then surprise molly by my much improved techniques!

[Brazilian Martian]

im wondering if I should go on holiday too as i have two weeks before starting job, practice with some foreign escorts, then surprise molly by my much improved techniques!

Improve your techniques and you never know she may give you a freebie if you make her cum she may even want to go steady and it could develop into a beautiful thing like this.


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[bardock]

Improve your techniques and you never know she may give you a freebie if you make her cum she may even want to go steady and it could develop into a beautiful thing like this.


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hahahaha !!

[vw]

 

Please please please don't get banned.

I can see hours of fun with you, you're the new sludge, you'll not know sludge, he had me laughing like a giddy school girl.

What's an AGM 

This Sludge ?

do you skip rent payments....not possible as its direct debit.

So you do underhand things to pay ?.... not literally.

Do you sacrifice food and basics to fuck ? yes i very much do...

[cueball]

This Sludge ?

Yes, good old sludge, comedy gold

[Nagilum]

Good review bare one.  Now don't start falling in love with her as I sense this is on the horizon for you.

[bardock]

Good review bare one.  Now don't start falling in love with her as I sense this is on the horizon for you.

She was extremely friendly, well manered and i liked her, but il never love her haha

[Liverpool]

Take an Abaya and a Niqab with you next time to give you an idea of your arranged marriage to be.

[bardock]

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow

[Sonny Crockett]

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow

Good Luck with you next punt tomorrow. Hope it's a great one that ignites your enthusiasm for sex so much, that you never look back.

I can ensure that a great punt will make you want more of this.

[PLeisure]

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow

Eih, so fickle now! At the weekend, you only had eyes for Molly the Swede. Now she's on holiday you're playing the field ! 

[bardock]

Shes just practice
But yea she needs to cme back from holiday asap

[cueball]

So addictive this business, will see lena_lena tomorrow

Big day today bunduck, lena lena next of your hit list?

Flowers or chocolates?

[bardock]

Big day today bunduck, lena lena next of your hit list?

Flowers or chocolates?

Chocolates. She offers it too. Its on her likes list haha

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Chocolates. She offers it too. Its on her likes list haha

Are you seeing her today bardock, or was it yesterday, if so, where is the review, presumably you were like a young Rocco Siffredi second time around?

[bardock]

Are you seeing her today bardock, or was it yesterday, if so, where is the review, presumably you were like a young Rocco Siffredi second time around?

I messaged her yesterday and we set a time for today and she sent over the adress. But now she doesnt seem to be replying to my texts. We shall see

[vw]

I messaged her yesterday and we set a time for today and she sent over the adress. But now she doesnt seem to be replying to my texts. We shall see

Probably fucking cueball

He was on about warming her up for you !

[cueball]

Probably fucking cueball

Yes, you're right, I'm just back from popping 4 days worth of cue seed in her mouth, fuckin hell, it were as thick as gaviscon.

Enjoy your kissy kisses bunduck 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Yes, you're right, I'm just back from popping 4 days worth of cue seed in her mouth, fuckin hell, it were as thick as gaviscon.

Enjoy your kissy kisses bunduck 

She's ready for now burntdick, just spoke to her, she's practicing to make herself perfect for you

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[bardock]

That pics disgusting!!
Also cueball what did you do woth her, shes still not responding!!