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Author Topic: Hot Diane - Water Street Thai Group B&S Carry On  (Read 1367 times)


3 review(s) for Jane Beautiful Girl. (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Yes as the title suggests!!!

Had my eye on Hot Diane for a while now https://www.adultwork.com/2674991 , although she is not well reported on here there are discussion threads where fellow punters have said they have seen her and it's been positive.

Rang up as I was in Birmingham on the weekend, spoke to someone who claimed to be Diane, she didn't sound like the normal moody receptionist or another one who i have spoken to before, she confirmed she was Diane as i told her I'd walk if there was B&S.

Got to Water St and knew something wasn't right as normally by now you receive the text message with location details. Rang the number spoke to Moody and said was here to see Diane, after explaining the booking was told i would get a phone call back, Moody rang me back and said Diane was free, was told the appt number and went in, again i was telling if this was B&S i would walk.

Got to the door and who opens??? Not Diane! Was told to come in by another Thai girl and I said where is Diane and was told she will be here in a few mins, was then ushered into a bedroom, i asked again where Diane was and was told she had a private appointment! WTF??

Thinking this was for me i said i'm the private appointment I have spoken to her i am the private the appointment, the girl replies no he is here!

I ask the girl's name she replies Pinky https://www.adultwork.com/3155786, i ask her age think she said 21 or 22, confirmed services (claimed to do anal), for a split second i thought she is young, decent body, slim, her boobs looked nice, but the smell of fish being cooked knocked me sick and looking at her face I didn't find her attractive. Pinky moves in closer to take off my coat and I just say no thanks, I wanted Diane.

I'm out back on to the street, looking at my phone to see who is available, Moody rings me saying sorry darling sorry darling Diane has private appointment, i'm rowing with her for wasting my time. At this point Moody tells me to try the different appt where I have my choice of girls, i ask who is free and just told to go the different apartment.

As people are coming and going i move myself to the canal and start to ring 3 or 4 other escorts and FBSM girls but no one is answering! I look back at the Water St group and spot HotLisa, i ring back and enquire about HotLisa and just told to go the apartment.

The brain is telling to move on but unfortunately i go back in to the different apartment.

Back in the different apartment, door opens and i step in , Maria / Sexy Oriental Girl https://www.adultwork.com/2274936 tells me to go into the smaller room, we both stand there there looking confused, then i explain the woman on the phone said I can choose and enquire if HotLisa is available, she pops off and come back with SexyVivian.

SexyVivian looked less than impressed on seeing me, i didn't like the look of Maria, I enquire about HotLisa no reply, I have seen SexyVivian before and decided on seeing her, she had no make up on and wasnt prepared , i preferred the way she looked with little make on, i'm sure last time she had loads on.

I don't believe the number advertised is Diane's private number, thinking about it she sounded like So Sweet Nadia when i tried to book her when she was in Coventry a few months ago, a squeaky high pitched voice is what I remember.

This group baffles me even more with blatant B&S and now private bookings?

The only good to come out of all of this is the chance to get New Katie 69 pvt number when she returns.

Only stayed 30mins with SexyVivian after requesting 60mins but she wanted her dinner!

I'm debating whether posting a review of Vivian is needed, at best it was neutral.


3 review(s) found for Jane Beautiful Girl. linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)
1 review(s) found for pinky girl. linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
2 review(s) found for SEXY ORIENTAL GIRL. linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Thanks for the review mate, but I confess I'm a little baffled.  Aren't they all private appointments?

Mine are I think.  Or at least I hope they are.  Could always be someone lurking under the bed I suppose.

Sounds like you had an interesting time at least.  I wouldn't bother with Lisa anyway if I were you.  I saw her about 5 years ago and her pictures were about 20yrs old then.  Her tits are fake too.  Not the good 'almost can't tell' kind either.  More the implanted cannon ball type. 

Quite fancy Pinky.  Does she look like her photos?  How tall would you say she is?

Sorry for the confusion, what I mean by private appointment is you have the girl's private / personal number and you ring her instead of the maid.

When I quizzed Vivian on this she said its for the same time and price and this is only given to regulars, sometimes if you're lucky you can get an appt after 11pm.

With Pinky i'd say she has a nice body, fair resemblance to her photos but when she spoke she sounded a bit weird, i'm hopeless with height, if she was wearing hells then she was a few inches smaller than me and im 5ft10, if you have seen Vivian i'd say similar height but a lot slimmer.


Offline Excalibur

Not too sure the Mamasan would allow/tolerate private numbers, it would seriously cock up their operation. More likely the standard bait and switch to maximise income for the girl and Mamasan's commission. Perhaps it's a case of for every punter that walks 5 stay with the switch and it costs in.

Offline sln

The smell of cooking fish turned my stomach ,

I also walked on Tuesday.

They must have at least 2 flats , this was in the second block , The previous time I went it was the first block .

I saw Diane yesterday, TBH you didn't miss much. Half decent owo, anal promised but not delivered. The overall service was a neutral, nothing spectacular and definitely not worth £70 h/h. II'll post a review later if I get some free time.

The smell of fish was apparently due to a big dinner being cooked (fish/crab/prawns etc) as some of the Leicester  girls were coming down.

As long as the fishy smell is from the kitchen and not between her legs  :lol:

Offline Dodo

As long as the fishy smell is from the kitchen and not between her legs  :lol:

Well, I was just thinking, possibly three linked apartments..... that's twelve pussies and 12 arses being given a good banging, a slight fishy smell would not be unusual in that environment  :(

A Joke.     
Question.....What do you call a pussy on top of a pussy on top of a pussy ???
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 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:   fuck me I had to laugh I've not heard it before.




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I have been here several times and only been two apartments, there could be a third as sometimes there are 6- 8 girls advertised but it could be a b&s.

I give i'll give Diane a miss!

Never seen Thai Kimmie so hope she makes a return soon or Katie!

Are there any hidden gems who are Thai around Brum?

Offline maxxblue

Yes as the title suggests!!!

I ask the girl's name she replies Pinky https://www.adultwork.com/3155786, i ask her age think she said 21 or 22, confirmed services (claimed to do anal), for a split second i thought she is young, decent body, slim, her boobs looked nice, but the smell of fish being cooked knocked me sick and looking at her face I didn't find her attractive. Pinky moves in closer to take off my coat and I just say no thanks, I wanted Diane.

Pinky Girl has just turned up in the North East.

When you refer to the smell of cooked fish, was this a case of poor hygiene, or could it be bacterial vaginosis.


1 review(s) found for pinky girl. linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Yes as the title suggests!!!

Had my eye on Hot Diane for a while now https://www.adultwork.com/2674991 , although she is not well reported on here there are discussion threads where fellow punters have said they have seen her and it's been positive.

Rang up as I was in Birmingham on the weekend, spoke to someone who claimed to be Diane, she didn't sound like the normal moody receptionist or another one who i have spoken to before, she confirmed she was Diane as i told her I'd walk if there was B&S.

Got to Water St and knew something wasn't right as normally by now you receive the text message with location details. Rang the number spoke to Moody and said was here to see Diane, after explaining the booking was told i would get a phone call back, Moody rang me back and said Diane was free, was told the appt number and went in, again i was telling if this was B&S i would walk.

Got to the door and who opens??? Not Diane! Was told to come in by another Thai girl and I said where is Diane and was told she will be here in a few mins, was then ushered into a bedroom, i asked again where Diane was and was told she had a private appointment! WTF??

Thinking this was for me i said i'm the private appointment I have spoken to her i am the private the appointment, the girl replies no he is here!

I ask the girl's name she replies Pinky https://www.adultwork.com/3155786, i ask her age think she said 21 or 22, confirmed services (claimed to do anal), for a split second i thought she is young, decent body, slim, her boobs looked nice, but the smell of fish being cooked knocked me sick and looking at her face I didn't find her attractive. Pinky moves in closer to take off my coat and I just say no thanks, I wanted Diane.

I'm out back on to the street, looking at my phone to see who is available, Moody rings me saying sorry darling sorry darling Diane has private appointment, i'm rowing with her for wasting my time. At this point Moody tells me to try the different appt where I have my choice of girls, i ask who is free and just told to go the different apartment.

As people are coming and going i move myself to the canal and start to ring 3 or 4 other escorts and FBSM girls but no one is answering! I look back at the Water St group and spot HotLisa, i ring back and enquire about HotLisa and just told to go the apartment.

The brain is telling to move on but unfortunately i go back in to the different apartment.

Back in the different apartment, door opens and i step in , Maria / Sexy Oriental Girl https://www.adultwork.com/2274936 tells me to go into the smaller room, we both stand there there looking confused, then i explain the woman on the phone said I can choose and enquire if HotLisa is available, she pops off and come back with SexyVivian.

SexyVivian looked less than impressed on seeing me, i didn't like the look of Maria, I enquire about HotLisa no reply, I have seen SexyVivian before and decided on seeing her, she had no make up on and wasnt prepared , i preferred the way she looked with little make on, i'm sure last time she had loads on.

I don't believe the number advertised is Diane's private number, thinking about it she sounded like So Sweet Nadia when i tried to book her when she was in Coventry a few months ago, a squeaky high pitched voice is what I remember.

This group baffles me even more with blatant B&S and now private bookings?

The only good to come out of all of this is the chance to get New Katie 69 pvt number when she returns.

Only stayed 30mins with SexyVivian after requesting 60mins but she wanted her dinner!

I'm debating whether posting a review of Vivian is needed, at best it was neutral.

Thanks baseball you just saved me 120 notes  :drinks:


3 review(s) found for Jane Beautiful Girl. linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)
1 review(s) found for pinky girl. linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
2 review(s) found for SEXY ORIENTAL GIRL. linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Cheeky lena formally lovely lena from Nottingham is now in Birmingham

Lovley girl and fantastic blow job plus she gives you a bit extra in the bath lol ,well worth a visit.




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