Sorry about the long review. Here's a summary:
Positives:- Good comms.
- Good location and flat. Clean, working shower. I was given a proper towel, not one of those small hand towels.
- She is young and sexy. Not a stunner but nice, solid, natural tits.
- I learned about the benefits of coconut oil.
Negatives:- Easily the worst punt I've ever had.
- She doesn't like kissing, having her neck or body kissed.
- Actively avoids eye contact.
- Very basic english.
- Tries to prevent good penetration by not opening her legs properly.
- Does not like cum and did not swallow even though that was agreed.
- Got very angry when I tried to speed up for the 2nd pop (even when I was way below average speed).
- Inexperienced and clueless about sex.
- Does not like sex in general.
Long story:
Contacted her in the morning for a 1hr booking after work. All comms via text. Prompt replies and good English. Confirmed services and the time. Perfect comms, credit to the maid, he/she is doing the job well.
After work I headed over. The place is 5-10 min walking distance from bethnal green and shoredith high street. Opposite a pub, easy to find. Once inside, took care of business and asked for a shower.
In my experience, what happens first after coming back from the shower with the towel wrapped around the waist shows how the punt will go. If the girl approaches and/or kisses you, it'll be a good punt. If she tells you to lie down or take off the towel from a distance, it'll be a bad punt. In this case both of the latter happened. Standing at the other side of the room, she asked me to take off the towel and then asked me to lie on the bed. Then she asked if I like blowjob, I said yes, and she pulled a tub of coconut oil. After a short lecture about the miracle of coconut oil (btw, you can use it on your skin, in cooking, or on the dick you're about to suck), she started barely sucking me.
Her blowjob technique is just keeping the tip in her mouth and flicking her tongue inside. Feels good at first, but no variation. 69 requested and rejected with a stern warning: "no 69, no fingering, no anal, no come inside".
I flipped her around and thought I'd enjoy her body. She is good looking with natural and perky B/C cups, a few extra kilos around the belly but nothing major, nice ass and legs. She doesn't like kissing. Doesn't like being kissed on the neck, doesn't like RO, doesn't like fingering. All of these attempted and cut short.
I suggested moving on to sex. She warned me not to come inside her, while fetching a condom. I told her the condom is there to catch it. She said even his boyfriend is not allowed to come inside her, and neither was I. We agreed that I'd pull out when almost there, cum in her mouth and she'd swallow it. Not a bad deal..
We started with her on top. No eye contact. She actually said that she can't look at me for some weird reason I didn't get.. Then we switched into missionary. Her pussy was tight but she wasn't opening her legs to limit penetration. Same story in doggy. Lovely ass, but she wouldn't get down enough and put the ass up for a good fuck.
I was holding a load worth a few days so I was surprised I lasted this long. Asked her to suck me again, and soon I managed to cum in her mouth despite the shit BJ. She immediately grabbed a wet wipe, and spit into it. To be honest I haven't been eating pineapples recently, but I eat natural and I haven't eaten a curry or anything to make my cum nasty. She gagged and made a sour face. So I don't think she swallows. Maybe she'll do it if you specifically ask for this before booking (I didn't), but she definitely hates it.
This was about 25mins in and I asked her if she wanted me to go. Told her I don't mind leaving if she gave me the £40 back. She said no, the agreement was for 1 hour and she arranged her other bookings according to this. Fair enough. I also thought she might warm up to me after the half-time chat. During which, she told me she wants to learn english, she doesn't like sex (even in personal life), and she wants to do this for a few more months and stop forever.
Second round started with more bad blowjob. I stopped her as soon as I got hard and moved on to sex. In missionary I started pumping away, gradually increasing the tempo. I don't know what the units are for sex speed, but I guess I was doing around 90 pumps per minute when she got angry and stopped me. While she was whining she pointed me to lie on my back and got on top. As she kept talking to (mostly) herself she got more and more angry. She was saying: "I no animal, no robot. I no like machine sex. I like slow sex. Normal sex. I no bitch, why you act like I'm bitch". I could have argued with every point she was making: That wasn't fast or hard sex by any standards, she doesn't like anything slow and sensual, and she's not only a bitch but literally a whore. Instead I just said this is normal sex, that's how normal sex is, you start slow then speed up to be able to come.
She was still on top of me, but all this arguing made me soft. We were probably approaching 50-55 minutes into the hour at this point, so I decided to take the loss and call the time. I got her off at me, got the condom off and started dressing without saying anything. She kept shouting for a while but when she realized she was shouting to a wall she went silent. Started to rip off the bed sheets without saying anything. I dressed up, checked I had everything and left without saying a word.
I've had bad punts where the girl was not into it. Most of the romanians I've seen rejected kissing, or anything sensual. And they have these ridiculuous rules like no fingering, RO is okay but 69 is not etc.. But I've never seen a girl this rude and this clueless. I think she probably had a bad first sex experience when she was younger, and she was forced to be a prostitute soon after. So she genuinely does NOT like sex and has no idea how it should be. Definitely my worst punt ever. I'd say avoid.
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