So after my enjoyable introduction to FKK at Palace in Frankfurt, I took advantage of the stupidly cheap flights to Cologne and visited Samya after lots of favourable reports on this forum.
Navigation from the Airport through town was a bit tricky. Why do they only have so few ticket machines for train at an airport! Madness. Plus trying to find out the right train even with google's help I didn't find straightforward, there and on the return trip. I had booked a cheap hotel in the city centre so after an early flight I crashed for few hours then headed by s bahn (again not too clear about the whole ticket purchasing protocol) to Samya. I think I had the right ticket at 2.90 Euros.
It was around 6pm by the time I walked in. They have a small (needs to be much larger) tent by the front door now for smoking. Friendly staff, was advised of the facilities and the charges by the girls so absolutely clear.
Showered and robed I made sure I check every floor to make sure I knew where everything was. The Cinema room is massive, I actually think too big, great for watching the footy but not for getting intimate. I much preferred the 'seedyness' of the Palace Kino tbh, but if I wanted to watch a movie or the footy, game on! lol.
It was pretty quiet, only the bar area had people in it. I sat and made sure I surveyed the talent. I have to say I wasn't totally overwhelmed by the bodies on show, I was comparing it to Palace on a Sunday and I thought there were 8/9/10s there but only 6/7s here. Finally an attractive blonde with bright red lipstick caught my eye and I wanted to dive in after about 30 mins.
I can't remember her full name but begun with a T (Tatiana??). Mistake 1 for me is that she didn't kiss, not even lightly, and no CIM. I should have politely passed but I was twitching and eager. Off we went to the 1st floor and into a room. I noticed her body didn't look so hot up close either.
Services were average. I missed kissing, the BJ was okay as was the sex. Considering I was horny I ended up finishing by my own hand. Disappointing. She was friendly enough but I felt her looks were superior than her services.
50 Euros, 4/10 won't remember that punt for long. (I've reduced this from 6 to 5 to 4 after rereading this post!
Not wanted to repeat my mistakes of Palace, I made sure I refuelled with some food. Which was, as reported on here, sightly inferior to Palace but satisfactory. Chicken and rice for me. It wasn't the choice that was bad but I feel could have been served/kept hotter.
Oh and I got heavily approached whilst eating...and I mean when actually putting food in my mouth. I was really pissed off by this. FFS..look at me...I am eating I don't want to have to politely reject you..as if I want to plan a session with you!? I was not happy with that. Also I noticed my Tatiana girl and her couple of mates were joking/laughing/shouting in the food section which again was off putting. I thought it would be an area of solitude but, different club, different rules I guess.
After food, I spent some time wondering around and checking if any new girls had come in, and indeed some prettier ones had. One blonde caught my eye, a very cute face and was wearing white lingerie which really suited her. Lovely body and pair of boobs on her.
Now, I completely forget her name as well. But I made an approach and off to a ground level room which was too small and hot for my liking. This girl said she kissed, but it was very light to begin and not allowed later. The boobs were fake but I had barely noticed until touching. Again to begin with was fine, but into the sex she didn't like them fondled.
Again it was very much style over substance. In missionary she had her face turned away. Very off putting. I'll say one thing though. She was really, really tight. We did cowgirl, doggy and mish, all were really tight. But again, had I had some intimacy, I would have had no problem finishing inside her but as she also said no to a BJ after sex (why...I had a condom on!?) it was another hand finish by me. Really disappointing this as it could have been a great punt.
7/10 on looks and very tight pussy. Others would be quite satisfied I reckon. 50 Euros.
So, feeling a little jaded and knowing a third pop would take something of Vanessa's skill in Palace, I thought my next one had to be someone who came over a bit slutty and not necessarily the prettiest one there. I wanted to CIM!
I took an extended break which involved, smoking out the back and front, a lovely fresh waffle with nutella and banana. An awesome massage by Olaf. Jesus Christ that guy is strong! I haven't had a such a strong massage in years. It was very good. It did leave me bruised though!!! But I am a 'no pain, no gain' massage person so I didn't mind. He was funny and I wouldn't hesitate in having another next time (if there is one!). 50 Euros with a 5 Euro tip.
Oh, just before me was one of the girls getting massaged. Wow, she was smoking hot. Brunette and a phenomenal body. I joked with Olaf that he should be paying her to massage her naked! I was rather jealous of his job!
So, the club was in full swing a bizarre mix of music, which involved an extended 'turkish music' set which got a little annoying after a while but it was the only time ppl started to dance, so fair play.
At this point I see the smoking hot brunette a little bit down the sofa from me with two guys between us. They were well into the music and were quite happy to shuffle down when I went to sit down next to 'Smoky'. I introduced myself. Again and instantly forgettable name...we shook hands and then she went back to watching the dancing!! err...I thought...hang on...are you not interested. I sat there for 5 mins, to see if she seemed a bit interested but nope, not a thing. for the 1st time my approach had been rejected. Wow, I thought...but probably for the best as I felt a looks over services mistake would be made again.
So, I moved away and felt peckish again. Went to have some roast chicken. Rather nice. Sat with a tall girl who was working only as she needed some money before a holiday home to Sicily. She was very friendly and could have been a good option but she didn't rock my boat sadly.
Back in the bar, more Turk Music and now lots of smoking, one smiley larger girl caught my eye, massive tits and quite frankly, looked like a filthy gal. I sat next to her and cuddled for a bit instantly (better than Smoky straight away!). I had a nice chat and after a bit I asked if she liked giving BJs, she looked me straight in the eye and said 'are you joking? it's my hobby'! CIM? 'Of course' I believe her name was indira and boy, I was sold.
Back to a ground floor room (must insist on 1st floor if available next time) and here begun a 40 minute, non stop varied BJ. She gave it her all, not one time giving me the impression she wasn't enjoying it. Her boobs were real and she could DT (though not extended). Now my personal issue, which I sometimes suffer from, is that I am hard and enjoying it but the 'inner trigger' of knowing you are gonna cum wasn't triggered but it wasn't though lack of her effort. I don't think I've had that much dedication to a BJ for a long time.
I assisted her with my hand twice to the point of pulling out my shoulder! And though I really wanted to shoot a load in her mouth, as I believe she wanted me to, I didn't pop. I was gutted. Mid way I told her not to worry about time and I extended to an hour.
I actually genuinely think she was disappointed she hadn't made me pop. She checked I was okay with paying an hour and of course I was, she had just spent 40 mins sucking me off! I ended up tipping her 5 Euros and paid 80. She didn't even mention the 25 Euro CIM which though wasn't enjoyed, I thought that in the UK I would have already paid up front for nothing.
If I returned I would definitely seek Indira first and relieve myself into her mouth.
8/10 for effort, lovely massive rack on her, not bolt ons. 80 Euro with tip.
Booked a taxi, had a nice chat with Olaf, the receptionist (rather fit) and a manageress. I couldn't bring myself to tell them I hadn't had such a good time than Palace and why. Taxi home was 22 Euros at around 2am.
So a few points to conclude, sorry this isn't my best written report, I am rushing it and I'm hungry, lol:
Overall, I spent around 300 Euros, this included 3 sessions, a massage and a taxi home. I believe that represents very good value. Flights were bonkers cheap.
BUT - I found there was too many romanians and that included the usual lack of services. I also can't help but believe they don't take to Asian men very well.
My first 2 girls and a couple of approaches didn't offer CIM. I thought this rather poor.
I didn't get one FK with any girl (though Indira might have, just she went straight for my cock!)
I think the lineup was not as good as my Palace trip. virtually every body in Palace was hot, not so in Samya, but if you want variety, game on.
The premises a bit too small for my liking, I preferred the Palace layout and facilities.
They had deodorant and hair gel in the bathrooms, brilliant.
No upselling was involved at all, a complete contrast to Palace, this is a major plus and the reason my visit was so cheap.
so, I am really torn as to whether to return. The prices and lack of upselling was great and if I could take that to Palace, great! But overall, too much Romanian attitude for my liking. I go to leer at beautiful bodies and decide which one I want to fuck like a King but I didn't get that this time, plus I am pretty sure I got rejected! FK and CIM was difficult to find. I didn't even attempt to find my usual A level session!
Recommendations as to price and variety of women for my next FKK are welcome. Thanks for reading, sorry there is crap flow to it. I'm off to eat!
