Author Topic: Eken@Raluka - Bournemouth (touring) so Nationwide.  (Read 1483 times)


3 review(s) for Helen.milfy (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline fairfield

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Comms straightforward and easy. Phone discussion first about likes and follow up text to confirm. My usual vanilla request - FK, heavy boob play and protected sex for £100/hour. An hour later post code arrives by text. Asked to confirm punt on the day hour or so before meet and given house no. D -5 mins in street. Dealt directly with WG who seems to have complete grasp of English as well as soft sexy voice.
Since she is a touring WG, venue isn't really important. But it was clean, well maintained and big king size bed with no use of those pesky towels as sheets.

The first impression is probably the highlight of the meet - it was for me anyway - you will probably be luckier than me.(at least you have this review to forewarn you)  Bcs she meets you exactly as she appears in the red dress profile pics. There may be slightly less face makeup but the tan, the hair, lipstick are all the same. In the flesh her face is even better than pics.

With my own face looking like a stunned halibut, she quickly separated me from the £100. Too much photoshopping and B & S have left me unprepared for genuine profile pictures. Well that's my excuse for making the fatal mistake of NOT doing a final reconfirm of arrangements BEFORE handing over the cash.

Because she quickly redefined FK as "kissing without tongues."  Argued but got told that this was her general policy. She denied it was an age thing, but later behaviour makes me question denial. Anyway you might have guessed that already so cunt struck by such a fit bird that i accepted this bad turn.
Consoled myself with heavy play on her big soft boobs. One of them does have a visible scar so not sure if they are enhanced but they certainly don't feel so.

Offered massage and OW, but asked her to keep to protected sex. Cowgirl and doggy were delivered with skill and enthusiasm. But then got weird again - when she absolutely refused mish. Refused 'spoons' as well. Told me that she didn't like those positions - but i suspect despite her denials, she just doesn't want a fat old OAP  wheezing anywhere near her face. Surely at least one of those +ve AW feedbacks wd have mentioned 'no mish,' if it had really been true?

Have to admit she was attentive and committed within the above restrictions. She was also easy to get on with, and quite clever with the small talk in not allowing it to distract from the main event. Was allowed an exact hour no more no less.

So, to some up :
                  - no FK or mish (at least for an old git like me )
                  - quickest WG so far to take the cash (only got 1, 2 steps at most, inside bedroom then it was stand and deliver.)

.....but :
                  - genuinely the most beautiful WG i've met in 12 punts now 
                  - makes a real effort with her appearance, friendly and engaging
                  - doesn't hold back in doggy or cowgirl
                  - great body and boobs apart from the scarring
 
Sorry you may criticize my weakness but i think even the most seasoned punter with this WG standing before them would have seriously hesitated before walking, even when FK was withdrawn so quickly.     

   

Offline Cunning Punt

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If you'd seen the only previous review of her, it does mention she doesn't FK.

Lying about offering FK, OWO and not providing the basic sexual position would be a negative for me and many others. Such poor service is only to be expected from a Romanian, unfortunately.

However, it's your punt and call, plus there is enough in your report to put her on my blacklist, so thank you for the detailed review.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2016, 10:29:20 pm by Cunning Punt »

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Fairfield! You'll know I'm genuinely pleased for you matey.

Agree that when you meet a fit young bird you are prepared to accept some limitations but like you I know that screwing a fit bird may once upon a time have been a pipe dream. It did happen!

Glad you enjoyed it!  :drinks:

Offline fairfield

C P , if only i had seen the other review. No FK from the outset would have been a no-go for me. Not sure how i missed it.

Beg to differ from other review in that am pretty sure the pics are NOT photoshopped. Golf Nut has already pegged me about being far too focused on appearance instead of substance. But appearance is my thing and IMO she was a dead ringer for the red dress pic.
Funny, a comment she made during the punt now makes sense - "one man wrote my pictures were fake, but saw me late when i was tired. Had seen many men." Could a Romanian be reading reviews on here?
The 'no mish' rule was bizarre tho. She seemed happy with anything as long as it kept me away from her face. Could it actually be a general trait of hers - and not an age thing? Might be hope for this OAP after all.Yet how can a WG operate on such a basis and nobody on AW ever mention it?

Appreciate most people are not so as shallow as me. But i do try to write an honest warts n' all review. Maybe a case of 'one man's meat and 2 veg is another's poison pill?'

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Fairfield! You'll know I'm genuinely pleased for you matey.

Agree that when you meet a fit young bird you are prepared to accept some limitations but like you I know that screwing a fit bird may once upon a time have been a pipe dream. It did happen!

Glad you enjoyed it!  :drinks:
G N, thanks for thumbs up. My reply to Cunning Punt crossed with your post. Am afraid in cold light of day, the punt was a triumph of appearance over substance. Just what u advised against, sorry.
Guess i deserved no FK, for not listening, but she was so fit looking!   

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Could a Romanian be reading reviews on here?

Escorts may try to deny it, but in many cases, either they are aware of UKP or, probably in EEWGs' cases, their maids or pimps are.
Pimps absolutely hate this site.  :D

As regards no FK or OWO, it's mentioned a lot, but is worth repeating, the vast majority of Romanian escorts do not provide these services - despite what their profiles say. In fact, most provide a poor service overall, so it's worth punters bearing this mind when making a booking.

Offline fairfield

As regards no FK or OWO, it's mentioned a lot, but is worth repeating, the vast majority of Romanian escorts do not provide these services - despite what their profiles say.

Amen, to that brother! never a truer word was spoken - as i have been slowly finding out to my painful cost. But... did u see how much FK features in her profile. Shameful lies.
And have been thru all the AW feedback, none of those clowns even hint of - "no FK."
Still checking ebay for the best his and hers mask/blindfolds, but wasn't needed with this WG. She shut her eyes tight and tensed up rigid even when i went for plain kissing.
If its not too much detail, she did thrust back in doggy. Have had to try to hold WG's in place in previous punts as they edge forward to stop deep penetration.  Still, you want to interact with a whole WG - not just one below the neckline. 

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Lying about offering FK, OWO and not providing the basic sexual position would be a negative for me and many others.

Thinking about your valid comments and looking back at punt, i would like to change the opinion to a :

                                                          NEUTRAL 

Realize now that previous piss-poor punts had lowered my expectations too much. But 'no mish' ought to be beyond the pale even for me. Beauty should only get you so far and don't want fellow punters to be misled.