£80 an hour for that babe in the photo - what's that they say about too good to be true ??
i have a few offers you might be interested in:
any bridge in London take your pick - one careful owner, fully maintained regardless of cost
£15 million in an account which is locked and only needs your name, DOB, bank details & inside leg measurement to unlock, plus a small fee of shall we say £5k?
a car with only 50k miles on the clock but everything else suggests its done 150k, apart from the new rubbers on the pedals.