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There have been so many fanboys and fluffies on the Scottish section I feel it's hardly worth posting. Several sensible punters hardly ever post any more and I can't really blame them. But somebody has to post reviews. I expect I will get stick for giving this Romanian a neutral.

Comms reasonably good though scatty.
A flat on the housing estate near Dynamic Earth. Reasonable room. Stated age of 21yrs probably not far off. Pretty girl (not the bloody film star looks that some people have raved about but definitely nice looking). Size 4?? Well, very petite. The photos in her public gallery are nice and reasonably accurate -- goodness knows why she's put three awful ones on teh main profile.
Profile currently includes Oral, RO, Deep Throat. The last of these was not full-on gagging but for a covered BJ is was quite good, contrary to what other reviews may have said. I honestly think she probably is trying to give good service.
Punting Romanians reminds me of using a self-service check-out at Tesco’s, programmed, a lack of any substance in the communication and although it looks impressive they really haven’t adjusted to the culture. With a lack of non-EE options on the day I wanted, t was a case of EE or nothing. In order to enjoy it, I seriously lowered my expectations: accepted that there would be no DFK, no OWO, and a host of other no-no’s.

I had to phone several times until she was 'ready' but at least it wasn't raining. My phone was in my hand as she let me in (in case I'd have to phone again to find the door number). I said hi and immediately was putting it back in my pocket to give her a hug (forgetting that Romanians generally don't do 'hug') but she went into overdrive about no photographs. wtf? Calm down, hen! I hadn't pointed the camera at her and would never dream of taking photos without express permission (the ones on the website are enough for me).

She was nicely made up, which I like, but that came with another no-no -- no kissing her face. Ah well... I assumed there would be no kissing at all, but towards the end of the punt she started kisisng me and it was quite nice.

By my strict standards (will I see her again?) I'd give her a positive but I feel that would be misleading: I would go back and see her again when, as is quite often the case, only EEs are available. She's a nice enough girl -- I quite liked her -- but her lack of knowledge of our culture, of what can reasonably be expected of a good prostitute here puts her at a disadvantage. So although I hope to se her again it would be misleading to rate her positive at this point. Maybe the second visit will be worth a positive rating, who knows.

Offline Technicolour_trilby

Good review mate.

The bit about TESCO's automated whatsits made me chuckle...as long as you don't hear "unexpected item in the bagging area" during the vinegar strokes  :D

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There have been so many fanboys and fluffies on the Scottish section I feel it's hardly worth posting. Several sensible punters hardly ever post any more and I can't really blame them.

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Pretty girl (not the bloody film star looks that some people have raved about but definitely nice looking).

I hear what you are saying Marmalade.  It's taken me some time to calibrate each reviewer's "stunners" and "porn star services" so that I can translate them to my standards to avoid disappointment.

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There have been so many fanboys and fluffies on the Scottish section I feel it's hardly worth posting.


By my strict standards (will I see her again?)


We are truly honored that you have done a review for us.

"By my strict standards" HaHa - I never know if you're joking or if you really are such a dick?

We are not worthy.




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We are truly honored that you have done a review for us.

"By my strict standards" HaHa - I never know if you're joking or if you really are such a dick?

We are not worthy.

I get used to your crap JazzMan. I'll tag it on to the next review to save you writing it you cunt.  :hi:

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I get used to your crap JazzMan. I'll tag it on to the next review to save you writing it you cunt.  :hi:

Was that a joke?
I just don't know.




« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 10:19:37 pm by JazzMan »

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For anybody except the fuckwit Jazzman, my rule is that I give a postive normally if I hope to see the prossie again. That's my "standards." If Jazzfucker would like to explain his, which may be different then we'll all be much the wiser. Or do you think everyone has the same standards, JazzFucker? That would be ridiculous as everyone is individual.  Count me out.   :hi:
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For anybody except the fuckwit Jazzman, my rule is that I give a postive normally if I hope to see the prossie again. That's my "standards." If Jazzfucker would like to explain his, which may be different then we'll all be much the wiser. Or do you think everyone has the same standards, JazzFucker? That would be ridiculous as everyone is individual.  Count me out.   :hi:

Well you see, most guys don't have "strick standards" because they don't make this (punting) the focus of their life.
That's what I was laughing at.

I apologise for upsetting you.
I won't do it again now that I'm aware of your low threshold for insults.
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Why is marmalade getting a hard time for expressing his standards?

Am I missing something  :unknown:

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You can do and say what you like TwatMan  :hi:

It's not the first time that you seem to have deliberately misunderstood me and been deliberately rude. The difficulty for me in reading reviews is telling what people mean by 'positive', so to practice what I think I try to be clear about my own statements snd ratings. Take offence if you like.

Punting's not a focus of my life. I seem to punt a lot less than you do. As far as the forum is concerned, I try to contribute when I can as I respect the people who built it, even if twats like you take the piss. I've had much worse than you can dish out mate and it doesn't bother me as I have no attachment to it. If you had been here longer you'd know I take breaks of months of a time. I wouldn't miss it if I left permanently. In other words I don't actually give a shit, even about you.

I can see from your posts that you maybe don't seem to travel or have an articulate opinion to share on almost anything else. So I'd say it's very much more a focus of your life than mine. But that's your business. If you want to throw unwarranted abuse it's also your business. Try to get better at it. Take a leaf out of James' book maybe. I'd rather you could say something remotely relevant (or even relevantly offensive) but no problem if you want to be twat. Regards.

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Way too much willy-waving on this thread  :wacko:  Marmalade gave a perfectly balanced, non-fluffy, report on his encounter with the girl, and was even open minded enough to consider a rerun visit might improve things, something I would never even have considered after a 'neutral' first experience.

FFS, stop the personal attacks and  let's get back to evaluating hoors  :unknown:

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Way too much willy-waving on this thread  :wacko:  Marmalade gave a perfectly balanced, non-fluffy, report on his encounter with the girl, and was even open minded enough to consider a rerun visit might improve things, something I would never even have considered after a 'neutral' first experience.

FFS, stop the personal attacks and  let's get back to evaluating hoors  :unknown:

Couldn't agree more.
That's what I have been saying.

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Couldn't agree more.
That's what I have been saying.

You do have a habit of needlessly misinterpreting and being a tad offensive over some of my reviews:
We're are honored that you're "trying to give some perspective too".
Wanker.

As before, I was only clarifying my perspective, my views. I'm as clear as I can be. Maybe try stepping back next time and seeing what I mean before sounding off? I'm not quoting you obsessively, just trying to show how you seem to get the wrong end. (I don't post for my benefit, nor do I recall giving you abuse over your reviews.)  :hi:

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You do have a habit of needlessly misinterpreting and being a tad offensive over some of my reviews:
As before, I was only clarifying my perspective, my views. I'm as clear as I can be. Maybe try stepping back next time and seeing what I mean before sounding off? I'm not quoting you obsessively, just trying to show how you seem to get the wrong end. (I don't post for my benefit, nor do I recall giving you abuse over your reviews.)  :hi:

I do indeed.
I think it's my Narcissist tendencies that make me feel better by insulting others.
I should maybe find Dominatrix so sort this out.
Anyone tried External Link/Members Only



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I do indeed.
I think it's my Narcissist tendencies that make me feel better by insulting others.
I should maybe find Dominatrix so sort this out.
Anyone tried External Link/Members Only

I'll try it if you look into getting a personality.

Offline Motherfooker

Lucia is very attractive and provides great wank bank material. Not every day you get to stick your cock inside such a stunner but she is still pretty cold like most of the Roman Army who have pitched up their tents here in Edinburgh. I'd rather shag a girl who isn't as pretty but puts in a bit more effort than a whore just going through the motions with a list of donts longer than the Nile.

Estate where she works from is a shithole. Definitely preferable to visit during the day rather than evening.