Offering 4 of 4 from SteveSix9
Back in the day, I tried a whole host of parlours; Manyana, Penny’s Tonal Therapy, Burbank, Ambassadors, and Lucy Palmers. All were a bit grim and rather seedy places. Then I came across Fun Place. After one visit it was obvious that there was no point in going anywhere else. I won’t bore you by reminiscing about the place but suffice to say that when it was forced to close there was a gaping hole in the market in Birmingham and I have yet to find anywhere that has come close to filling it since. It was a well-run establishment with some fantastic, young and attractive girls.
Linzi Dawn, who herself is quite a star (
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So these are the few that I have tried and if anyone can add to the list from their experience then please feel free.
Victoria house LutterworthExternal Link/Members OnlyThis is on the boundaries of West Midlands, I grant you, but I have sampled the delights on several occasions over the years. It is a bit of a trek but luckily I have cause to travel in that direction from time to time. So ‘from time to time’ I pop in and pop off!
In terms of quality, this is the closest to Fun Place that I know. The girls are all good looking, with fit bodies and even if you turn up on spec and have to take the last girl available you are not going to be disappointed.
My favourite would be Racheal but I have seen quite a number of the girls in the current gallery. The girls do seem to stay for a while at this place so they must be doing something right. Over a few years I reckon I have seen about 50% of them and they are all good.
This is a typical parlour set up with a cover charge depending on the length of time you want. There are excellent shower facilities and a hot tub. Fees are as published on their site. I have only ever received covered oral here by the way.
In comparison to an independent girl, by the time you add in the entrance fee it can seem bit pricey but it is convenient.
Erotic studiosExternal Link/Members OnlyTucked away behind a gate in Henrietta St this is quite clean and tidy inside. I tried this place once when at a loose end.
They seem to be making an effort. I have seen Sarah who is as described; “Blonde and buxom” and if she is typical of the other girls then they will be OK too.
Cheaper than Victoria House, I think it was only £60 for half hour.
AnnabellesI have been here twice, about a year ago, so it may have changed although my guess is that it is still staffed mostly by foreign girls.
When I visited they were all pretty young and slim. No real stunners to be honest but for a cheap (£60 for half an hour) quickie they hit the spot. I was greeted by about a dozen girls so you will generally have plenty of choice.
That said, I have reservations about this place in the sense that I prefer to see girls for whom there seems to be good evidence that they are all working of their own free will. Like anyone reading this I can hardly preach on the morality of the sex business but I do feel uncomfortable about the Annabelles set up and wonder just how those girls made it to the UK.
The
Water Street Thai set up
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90371.0 with girls moving (being moved?) around the country every few weeks is also something that I prefer to avoid (even if they do look very tempting). That is not a parlour of course but there is clearly quite a bit of background organisation to that set up. A few years ago I visited an Oriental massage provider in Warwick where the girls moved on weekly. That was until I found myself inside when the Police came knocking on the door. I spent a very uncomfortable time in the back of Police car, explaining the purpose of my visit and the set up in the flat. Even when you are confident that you have broken no laws yourself, such an experience leaves a lasting impression. It was one of those ‘wake up and smell the coffee’ moments and the realisation hit home that the girls were probably being controlled in some way - and those are not the experiences I want. So I now avoid anywhere that even hints at such an arrangement.
Anyway, that about sums up my recent experience of the massage parlour scene. In the months following the demise of Fun Place, I spent loads on plenty of mingers at a variety of establishments trying to find the holy grail. With the exception of VH above, I have all but given up on this sector of the market to be honest.
PSIf anyone knows the whereabouts of Reagan (a gorgeous Kelly Brook look-a-like) who used to work at Fun Place I would very much like to know. PM me if necessary.
