WHO:Little HOT Minx
or, Kate: www.adultwork.com/3330890
In further detail… a 19yr Swiss blonde with hazel eyes, pouty mouth and crooked teeth. 5’ 7”, slim sz6 approaching sz8 w. cute small butt (that I couldn’t resist copping a feel of on the way out) and soft and perky 34A. Ignore the “36B” on her profile (although, in fairness, these stats take into account the entire chest cavity, not just the boobs. I didn’t have the tape measure so could be wrong. But they aren’t as full as a 36”, to me). Slight puppy fat around the midriff but not obtrusive.
Pretty ‘neighbour’s daughter by the pool’ appeal. Clear soft skin, albeit a slightly bumpy texture down the upper back area. Lightly tanned with paler bikini area, suggesting a recent family vacation.
Confusingly listed as Chinese ethnicity on the AW profile, despite obviously being Caucasian. This is more in recognition of having been raised in Hong Kong until she moved to Geneva four years ago. And, subsequently relocating to London about a year ago. She tells me she’s been escorting for three months now, quickly adding that it’s a sideline to her main career in the beauty industry.
In: 90/half – £130/hr – £200/1.5hr – £250/2hr – £900 o/n.
Out: £180/hr – £250/1.5hr – £300/2hr – £1000 o/n.
Additional notes: Some minor adjustments to rates in the past 72hrs. Her 90min in-call rate was £210 and the overnight was £800. I’m also pretty sure that her 90min rate was £240 In- or Out- at one stage, but hadn’t recorded this on my AW Notes. WHAT: TL;dr
– It’s not all negative. There’s massive room for improvement and, with some genuine determination, this could be possible. The primary advantage is her nubile body; it’s mainly the attitude that needs to catch up.
OK, so she’s generated a modicum of interest on UKP and I was mildly curious. And then she, or ‘an associate’, managed to sabotage things by masquerading as a bona fide punter. Way to go, Attention Seeker
She remained on the B-list until posting these two selfies
on her profile recently. These were deleted approx 24hrs later. On the strength of these images she was upgraded to the main Hotlist. She’s since replaced them with this
. I’m unclear if that is her with bad make-up attempting to look mature. At any rate, it’s not working in her favour.
Is she really Swiss? Is she really 19?
Could also be Moldavian or Lithuanian. Possibly anything from 19 to 22 in age. Not especially relevant. HOW:
Pleasant comms initiated by phone. I discuss basic services… DFK and OWO, as boldly promoted on her AW page. And enquire about a 45min rate, which wasn’t on offer. I then asked if she’d be open to 30mins, with the option to extend to an hour if I was enjoying things – her schedule permitting, of course. “Yes, but you have to pay the £90 twice then.” I see.
She understands when I explain that we haven’t met each other yet so I can’t be sure. And agree that I’ll confirm the length of time upon arrival; either 30mins or 1hr. The flexibility is appreciated. We mutually agree to meet in 1hr 45mins.
Standard apartment building at the bottom of Queensway, ie. Westbourne Grove/ Bishops Bridge Rd end. Easily reached on foot from both tube stations (Bayswater & Queensway). Plenty of banks nearby for cash withdrawals.
Apartment is clean, room is small to medium and modestly furnished without looking bare. Bed is comfortable. Noticed a bathroom on the landing just before her door. Not sure if she has her own bathroom in the apartment as I had use of hotel facilities 30mins prior. I enquired if anyone else worked with her (ie. On the premises). She assured me not.
Kate greets me at her door in black lingerie and it looks impressive offset against her long blonde hair. She asks and I confirm 30mins. Her manner is chatty but very matter-of-fact. Once she’s stashed the money away, she starts disrobing. Everything off; no invitation for the punter to assist. I could have requested, of course, but was fascinated by how this expensive 30min appointment was already panning out. Later on, I wasn't so passive as the whole thing would have ground to a standstill.
She maintains conversation throughout, explaining she got hit by a bus few years ago so can't get too energetic. True enough, she shows me how her hips are not perfectly aligned. Then, she's “feeling super chilled” – code for tired, maybe. She had a 1hr meet before me. We move towards each other and I caress her naked body. It's soft, young, slight bumps on her back. Kissing begins and it's excessively polite. None of the DFK that her AW banner proudly declares. Lips shift to hair and neck kisses. This is not going so well. Standing is an effort for her, she suggests the bed.
Starts with decent oral. She does what I wish more girls would do, namely, tease the shaft before swallowing the head. I'm giving off encouraging noises and after a while she stops for more conversation. I ask her to start the oral, meaning my knob. She's not unenthusiastic, in fact it's quite good, albeit lightly administered. And also doesn't last for long. Noticing my pre-cum, she begins repeated mopping with a wet wipe. She's not grossed out, but it's not inspiring her, either.
"Sex?" OK. Condom preparations result in slight detumescence so I ask for more oral. She obliges then asks my preferred fucking position. Actually, it's cowgirl, I tell her. To which she obliges. Briefly. Her boobs are very sensitive so didn't like me attempting to suck them. To her credit, starts her descent nice and slow as requested. She's a snug fit and it feels good. She then gets more animated and begins pumping up and down. The mobile goes off and she apologises that she forgot to switch off her personal phone. Brief amusement as she mimics the ringtone waiting for it to end.
Cowgirl has tired her so I suggest missh. She is more comfortable now and begins to get more animated, drawing her knees up by my side, pulling me in deeper with her soft moans and stroking my back. At least she's not over-acting. The vacuum of pressure builds as she pants below. Then another interruption. My hand under her pillow is digging into her neck. Quick adjustment and she's comfortable again. Continue to release.
When I remove myself, she gets up as I look for a condom receptacle – and starts to get dressed. Intrigued, I check my phone.... we’re 15mins into the appointment.
She starts talking some more, eventually asking, "Well, was it good?" It was OK, I concede. Sensing a less than satisfied customer, she enquires further. Interpreting my politeness as evasive – which it was (a man should never be interrogated post-ejaculation. That's how wives get new washing machines) – the conversation moves into damage limitation. She had a client before me. I hadn’t given much notice. Etc, etc. At this point, I’ll say anything to get out. I’m not in any danger, just underwhelmed by what just happened and keen to put it behind me. WHY
Her AW banner declares (in capitals), “BEST GFE […] DFK ARE INCLUDED”.
This is wide off the mark and needs urgent revision.
There was a total absence of GFE – not even an attempt to mimic this most basic illusion that any self-respecting escort provides.
And kissing did not progress beyond very light/ polite pecks on closed lips. (fyi – mouth washed a second time 25mins before my arrival. And volunteered to clean any body part if she wasn’t comfortable).
I’m not bothered about the wet wiping of my pre-cum. That is her prerogative.
bothered by the litany of complaints, however. Not exactly negative moaning, but frequent opportunities to interrupt the flow of a successful punt. Her tits were sensitive (instantly left them alone). My hand was digging into her neck (immediately removed). The condom smelt like gherkins (I offered that she use her own). She suggested I’d given her short notice (call placed 1hr 45mins before agreed meet time with a 1hr booking in between. She could have pushed it back).
Anything else, mademoiselle?
I was buzzed in at **.12pm. Left at **.35pm. A nice £90 earner for just less than 25mins. Pas mal, jeune fille
She assured me on my departure that another visit would see an improvement but I don’t think I’ll take her up on that. Not at £90/half. Definitely not at £130/hr. For an extra £10, Adele4u is just round the corner and knows exactly what to do.
There is, however, potential for improvement. Maybe someone else can report back on that further down the line….. TAKEAWAYS
Before preparing notes for this review, I’d originally pegged it as a Neutral. She did ask how I found the experience, after all. Which suggests an intention to improve. As I compiled my thoughts it became obvious, at least to me, that this is more of a Neg bordering on Neutral. POSITIVES:
Youthful nubile body.
Good, sensual oral – if a little polite and brief. NEUTRALS:
Actual sex was OK to good. A bit more engagement would have pushed it over the line into a Pos.
The general ambience during the 25mins was quite dour. I didn’t feel the need to linger and make small talk. NEGATIVES:
Minimal personality brings the whole GFE concept into question. I feel harsh here… with a few more years experience this will develop.
Whilst it didn’t seem like deliberate time-wasting tactics, there were too many conditions applied that interrupted the potential for enjoyment. CONCLUSION:
As her service level currently stands, appropriate for a standard Pump n’ Dump and that is what she seems to be more comfortable with. The advantage being that she’s aesthetically pleasing.
As always, YMMV