External Link/Members OnlySummaryMy worst punt for 18 months. So bad I decided to walk after little more than 5 minutes of piss poor action demanding my money back. She obliged.
Location Shocking. Not the easiest to find. Crap back room on the side of an old building not far from Blackwall Tunnel Northern approach. Room was an untidy lounge with an exercise bike, dining table and clothes loosely strewn around. Dimly lit too. 10 minute walk from Bromley by Bow Tube.
Comms Strangely very good by phone and text. Was very encouraged and hopeful of a good time. Puh!
CostWould have been £90 for 1 hour (£80 basic + £10 CIM), but zilch. To her credit, she gave me my money back.
Looks/PersonalityLooks - as stated & pictured in her profile.
Personality – complete dead fish.
Meet DetailsGreeted me in jeans and T-shirt without a word or flicker of emotion. Just opened the door for me to walk in as she sauntered behind. Sorted paperwork based on phone call checking services 1 hour prior. Was ready to give her £90 to include CIM. She said to give her basic £80 in case it didn’t happen. I thought it to be a nice touch at the time. Maybe indicative of real service offering in hindsight.
Took a shower, before returning to the room. She gestured me to the bed as she drably took off her clothes. Bit of light kissing, before she suggested a massage. I declined in favour of some oral. She started by planting her mouth on one of my balls. She remained there for a good minute or two almost comatose before finally giving me a little suck. Wasn’t really feeling anything, so tried kissing her and her nipples to which she was very lukewarm. I then suggested some reverse oral and she backed away saying she wasn’t up for it. I reminded her of the services we agreed over the phone. She said she needed warming up! Realising this was going to be the most completely soulless pump and dump with more uncertainty likely over services, I told her sorry I’m not feeling it and I want my money back.
She said she wanted £30 for 15 minutes, I said bollocks, I was in the shower for 10 minutes, I’m not leaving without a full refund. She conceded. I thought of leaving her £10, but then come to the conclusion she had completely wasted my time, so bollocks, I left her nothing.
Avoid based on my experience.
