Amber _ Ambs. Posh hippy-chick nutjob

[Raythelay]

This was a post that I made on another thread; I was asked to post it as a review, so....
I've given a Neutral rating rather than Negative because, incredibly, I've had worse punts.
 
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I booked her about a month ago  ; here's the story.

Her photos look amazing, best arse ever! I paid to see her private gallery; my mouth was watering. I watched her doing web cam, paid her a few credits to show me her incredible arse. Then I made a booking; one hour outcall, she confirmed the booking on AW; I was very excited, coms were quite good.
      Come the evening of the apointment, 8.30pm Thursday night, I was ready and waiting...she was late.
I logged into AW and checked her web cam; she'd finished her cam session, she must be on her way, I thought.
9.30pm, still no Ambs. I re-checked her web cam; she was in a group session.
WTF? I texted her.
She replied, 'sorry I forgot'.
A text discussion followed, she lived in the area, so 'could still come over if I wanted?'
'Yes' I wanted.
'Can I see a photo of you?' she asked.
'What? no!' I replied, 'why?'
'Bad experiences in the past,' she explained.
'Check my feedback, that's what it's for' I explained.
'Ok,' she said, she'd risk it, but would need to shower and get ready, so wouldn't be able to be at mine for another hour.
'Ok, see you in an hour', I said.
Twenty minutes passed..'Actually', she replied, 'I can't make it until about 2am'.
'Fuck that, I said, 'forget it'.
Then she phoned me 'will you give me bad feedback?'
'No' I said wearily.
'You might; I can't risk it, I'll come round now,' she said, 'give me 10 minutes.'
She was at my door at 11.30pm.

She is attractive, not stunning, but fit; quite a big girl; generic holiday tattoos. Public school girl gone slut kind of thing. The amazing arse shots are because she has a big arse, not because it's an amazing shape. I paid her, she undressed and pulled on a pair of stockings. Her profile states that she DOESN'T DO FRENCH KISSING!!!, she sat next to me and gave me a small peck.
I told her that I wanted to 'give her head'.
'Nobody calls it giving head!' she mocked.
'Well what do you call it then?' I asked.
'Going down on someone,' she said.
'OK then, I said, 'I want to do that to you.'
I gave her head for a while; she said I was good at it; she seemed surprised, I found this quite insulting. She explained that she usually prefers to fuck black men. She really wasn't making me feel relaxed, so when I undressed I wasn't erect. She immediatly reached into her bag for a condom; I hate blow jobs with a rubber. 
'Wait until I'm harder' I told her.
'I know,' she moaned, 'I've done this before.'
She worked on me with her hand; I grew harder. 'Oh ... you are big...you should really have told me'
She couldn't pull on her rubber so I grabbed one of mine and snapped it over myself and she gave me a latex BJ; she was good at it and I watched her for a while. 'Aren't you going to cum?' she said.
I told her I wanted to fuck her. 'No, your too big,' she said, 'the condom will split.'

Now, I'm quite large, but I'm not a fucking mutant, but her preference for black men notwitstanding, I found myself agreeing to pull on on second condom over the first one; and managed to slip in about two inches before she told me to stop. 'Your too big,' she said, 'you'll mess me up!'

We spent the remaining time on the bed doing a half 69; I had her arse in my face, licking her, she gave me a hand job.
Then she rolled off and told me that my hour was almost up.
I complained that I still had time and I hadn't cum; we spent that time arguing about the size of my cock. I asked if I could have some money back as she wouldn't fuck; she said no, as I did fuck her a little bit.
And then, after about 50 minutes were up, she left.

So, to recap:
She forgot the booking.
Asked for a photo of me.
Finally arrived three hours late.
Doesn't kiss.
Made me feel nervous.
Was insulting.
Oral with a condom.
Made me double bag.
Refused to fuck.
Didn't make me cum.
Left early.

 

[Justanotheruser]

Wow, seems like a negative to me - basically failed in all aspects of her service. But your call of course 

[punther]

Wow, seems like a negative to me - basically failed in all aspects of her service. But your call of course 

+100

[bestbefore]

This should be a negative review. Just because the OP has had worse punts does not make this anything other than a negative.

[hendrix]

Prossies as shit as this shouldn't be working. Thanks to the OP for reviewing, but certainly deserves a big fat negative in my view.

[punther]

@Raythelay I think you should request Admin change this to a negative

[CheeseInferno]

Sounds shit, and you've had worse?!

[PLeisure]

Sounds shit, and you've had worse?!

We need to be made aware of them 

[philw]

huge negative, and incidentally the 2 condom thing doesn't work as two rubbers rubbing together leads to splitting.
 

[claretandblue]

Prossies as shit as this shouldn't be working. Thanks to the OP for reviewing, but certainly deserves a big fat negative in my view.

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[Clooney]

+1

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What an absolute moon unit!

Certainly a negative. No two ways about it.

OP, Please don't take this personally because for all know you look like Brad Pitt, but I've come across a few of these posh girl prossie types who seem to think it sounds like a bit of a laugh and that if they are attracted to the bloke, they'll dive in full throttle. If not you'll probably get this sort of nonsense.

As I said, please don't take offence at that. She made it pretty clear that you're not her type, but that should have no impact on service if she is a professional.

This has got to be a negative. She dicked you about big time.

[SuitedandBooted]

London has quite a few of those posh fit girls having a laugh and making some extra cash. Yes they do feel they are doing you a favour but he ones charging a £200+ do need a reality check too.

Yes you may be fit and young and posh. But shit attitude and service means no customers! Not s great business plan!

The days of putting up with that sort of shit have long gone. They want to be paid a decent rate so try need to work out that means providing a decent service. Plenty of (posh) fish in London.

[SaneOnes]

What a loopy cunt! Negative times infinity!!!

[Meursault]

Yet another case of an entitled, greedy, self obsessed English girl thinking she can charge ridiculous rates for a poor service just because she is English. The worst kind of girl - giving English providers a bad name.

[Tonyleung]

Definitely sounds like a shit punt. = negative.
If a WG advertises her services 'xyz' and doesn't deliver then it's negative.

[Tonyleung]

Btw Thanks P for your review.

Out of interest. The SP on AW lists her body type as 'athletic' errr would you agree OP?  Lol.

[Belgarion]

This should be a negative

Some advice if I may, there is a massive difference between girls that cam and girls that escort

Being a good cam girl does not equal being a good escort

So if she's more into the camming than escorting, tread with caution

[greenleaf]

re: 'athletic'

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[JB90]

I can't believe she made you double up with the condoms.

It's tragic - definitely should be a negative review in my opinion.

Oh and give her a neg on AW too, she how she likes that.

[JustBrowsing2016]

I know this girls older sister, they aren't english

[JustBrowsing2016]

sorry i mean FULL english.

[2old4thisshit]

sorry i mean FULL english.

Personally or Punting life?
Is she WG

[PLeisure]

sorry i mean FULL english.

Perhaps you could qualify this earth-shattering statement just a bit more so that no-one's wondering 

[Tonyleung]

Full english to me means Egg, Bacon , Sausage ( preferably two ) toast, tomatoe and mushroom. Beans are an added bonus.

Maybe these girls are missing a coupke of sausages, and therefore not considered to be Full English. Lol. ☺

[nigel4498]

Defo a negative by a million miles.
Just because you've had worse punts it's no way to benchmark, never a neutral.
You should really consider asking Admin to change it.

[punther]

Im sure the OP has seen the replies to this thread but has stood by his decision that this is a neutral and not a negative. Fair enuff its was his punt so he can rate it as he pleases

But anyone who reads it im sure will clearly see its a negative

[Raythelay]

I put neutral because she has positive reviews elsewhere.

[punther]

I put neutral because she has positive reviews elsewhere.

Ray your reviews should be independent of how the prostitute has been reviewed elsewhere

Be objective and look purely at the merits and pitfalls of the punt

[PLeisure]

she has positive reviews elsewhere.

Do you mean Pos reviews on other fora?

If so, that's irrelevant. Many will say the same - UKP is the only site that operates without hidden agenda in terms of escort reviews. It's entirely self-funded, takes no income from WG, pimp or agency so cannot be influenced. That is why we're so keen on generating reports that have integrity.
Both your reviews were posted after being prompted to provide intel. There's really nothing to be afraid of - we're all after the same thing here... solid, dependable information 

[Discoballs]

How the hell is she posh?? I must be missing that bit?

And how the hell is this not a negative??  I seriously don't know how you get anything but. ... Personally I would've told to do one  asking for a photo let alone turning up so late. .

[JustBrowsing2016]

Personally or Punting life?
Is she WG

In real life, I know of her older sister through another person a couple of her friends are wg's though I think. And she also has another younger sister who's around 18,19.

[JustBrowsing2016]

Perhaps you could qualify this earth-shattering statement just a bit more so that no-one's wondering 

Haha yea I sounded a bit like a retard. What I should of said is that she's half english, I remember someone telling me she's half Greek Cypriot or something.

[PLeisure]

Haha yea I sounded a bit like a retard. What I should of said is that she's half english, I remember someone telling me she's half Greek Cypriot or something.

cheers, JB 

[Raythelay]

She's changed her working name now.

[PapaSmurf]

London has quite a few of those posh fit girls having a laugh and making some extra cash. Yes they do feel they are doing you a favour but he ones charging a £200+ do need a reality check too.

Yes you may be fit and young and posh. But shit attitude and service means no customers! Not s great business plan!

The days of putting up with that sort of shit have long gone. They want to be paid a decent rate so try need to work out that means providing a decent service. Plenty of (posh) fish in London.

Aint that the truth. I had one that actually had the nerve to tell me that "I only paid to enter her apartment". That was obviously after I handed her my cash. Proceeded to have the worse punt ever.

I'm assuming this review is in reference to my thread I posted in the other forum. I was in 2 minds about post my own review based on her shitty comms, where she implied that I might be a "violent, creepy weirdo". What better way to start working relationship, than with back handed accusations to a punter.

[PLeisure]

I was in 2 minds about post my own review based on her shitty comms, where she implied that I might be a "violent, creepy weirdo". What better way to start working relationship, than with back handed accusations to a punter.

You've seen her but haven't reviewed....... ?????? 

[PapaSmurf]

You've seen her but haven't reviewed....... ?????? 

No it didn't get passed the texting. Didn't like the vibe I got from her.

I posted my experience here though.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90579.0

[Youknowmyname007]

Refuses to shag you because your schlong is too big but prefers to fuck black men when they are renowned for their size? Bullshit.

[psplit]

Her names is now English Barbie, maybe the OP wants to add this to the title/opening post.

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[psplit]

This evening it's Fierybambi. 
It's not a new profile though, just a new name.

[SaneOnes]

She is just another dodgy Russian cunt with a passable English accent (because she has been living here for a while) and also with an attitude of those young English dancers/webcammers turned shit escorts. They don't do this, they don't do that but they would do "everything" on occasions. Fucking con merchants. This one is a "white russian/british" who will make your "fingers" curl.

[nawtybutniceboy]

Looks like she's resurfaced....

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[Fully Sated]

Looks like she's resurfaced....

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[PapaSmurf]

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Blast from the past. I wonder if that's her real profile. Bullet dodged either way.

[Raythelay]

Yeh - it looks like her,
She looked much better before ..

[CockMonster]

Yeh - it looks like her,
She looked much better before ..

For sure that despite she will be older and less good looking with much worse service, prices and entitlement will have gone up. Seems the type that thinks all punters/men are wrong and evil and that she has rights to advertise stuff and not do them, etc.   Deffo off the HL!

[andy40]

Also here
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[3HK]

She's listed on the LAPC website, she did some parties for them towards the end of last year - she looked better before but she's still got a cracking figure

[pepsicolaboy]

Also here
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Woking link:
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[Jokerface]

She is now £350/h