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Duration: 1 hour, stayed 45mins.
Comms:If you call Valentina you will not be speaking to her, you will be speaking to the maid. I had no idea this was the case until I turned up and realised she could not speak English. So on the phone I confirm that she offers DFK and does not operate a cum once policy. She allows it twice. I thought it was all good to go, until I arrived and discovered otherwise.
Location:Easy to park with plenty of spaces available. It's a quiet street and perfectly discrete so you will have no issues. It's a house and she lives on the ground floor, so no trouble if you find stairs difficult etc.
Punt:Valentina opens the door and it certainly is the girl in the picture, but be warned she is at least one to two dress sizes bigger! It was not off putting as she carries it well and does not look too bad. Normally I would walk and I wish I had there on the spot.
She seemed friendly and smiling so I thought why not, surely service is key here...I was wrong. I hand over the £140 cash and go in for a kiss. She pulls back before giving me a light tight lipped kiss! Not again I thought and in one night! Undeterred I thought perhaps she would open up, so we moved to the bed, I grabbed those huge Brazilian boobs for a good sucking, she lay there placid looking at me. I start to kiss her body gently, little noise of ooh and ahh but nothing major. This girl speaks no English and communication was non existent. Now tired of kissing a sex doll substitute, I though let me gesture her to give me OWO. She grabs a condom, this going against her advertised OWO. So no DFK as confirmed on the phone with what I know realise was the maid and now, no OWO! She delivered a fairly decent job and managed to get me semi hard, at this stage I was annoyed and totally out of it as she was still refusing kisses, apart from little pecks. So she hops on for cow girl. She is riding away while I grab her hips and start to thrust, she is making the right noises, then I go for a spank. She stops me and says "oh no baby" in a manly husky Brazilian accent that has me question if this was a Tranny (it's not). Now she jumps off indicating doggy as I get up in a lacklustre effort to just get this over with. I give her a decent pounding before popping.
Now the punt gets worse, during downtime I cannot communicate with her as she has zero English. I try to rub her clit by licking fingers to get some moisture, she now stops me, saying she does not like it! I give up eventually after 10 minutes and gesture her to wake up prince Phillip, she gives the most disinterested hand job ever, instead just pulling slightly, moving my cock side to side. Then tries the condom while it's down. No good, I can't get a rise as I'm so pissed off at the shite service and her lack of engagement. The she pulls out her phone to get google translate up! Now she tells me I have no desire. I respond by telling her she is laying there like a slab of cold beef not getting into it and I need her to do her job. She returns to, quite iterally, petting my penis, I kid you not. I look at her with a sense of astonishment. Then she gets up to get dressed. I'm laying there looking at her in bewilderment. I gesture to her that I'm still waiting for a good OW at least, how awkward asking a disinterested person to do it. She then sighs and gets back to petting me. Now I'm really fuming as she indicates 10 minutes. No it's 20 I tell her. At this point I had enough and told her I'm leaving. So got dressed and walked out.
Once outside I called the maid and explained how her girl did nothing I wanted, no kissing no OWO and no passion. I explain the situation left me annoyed. I was polite all along during this chat. The maid tried to absolve herself by telling me she does not know what goes on and only does her a favour. Undeterred I now want my money back and blame the maid fully. I tell the maid I will not return and nor will I recommend this girl to anyone.
5 mins later I get a call to go and get my refund. As I walk back to the house I noticed a punter being turned away, clearly told to go wait until she gives my money back. He looked uncomfortable looking at me so I waited for him to leave.
Now at the door Valentina tries to give me half the money, I say no give me the full refund as promised. She gives it to me saying "it's only money, here".
Conclusion: Does not do what is advertised, uses maid, no English, does not provide VFM and does back to back bookings so you may see punters. Avoid?
And that was Plan C, all in one night.
