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External Link/Members Only So it's been a few months since I broke up with my last girlfriend and I thought I'd take my first punting adventure. I view sex quite differently to most reviewers here, so I cannot speak to how positive an experience you'd have with Lauren if you're looking for a more porno or disbelief-suspending GF experience.
I chose Lauren despite some negative comments previously posted here. I weighed those against the fact they were made several years ago, and she had some quite positive comments on AW. Realistically, though, she tickled my fancy. I love tattoos and an alternative look, and her pictures on AW appealed to me. I was taking a gamble since her face is hidden in all her AW pictures, but even in the more negative reviews here they'd commented on her being pretty, so I figured it was a gamble worth risking.
Comms: Getting hold of Lauren initially was bit frustrating. I had particular things I was looking for from the visit, so I emailed her through AW to explain it and ask if she'd be okay with that. Nothing freaky or unusual, but not specifically on her list of likes. I got a 1 word reply, "Sure." Not to be put off, I waited until I had a few days with no specific commitments and messaged her again to ask if she'd be free and to confirm the price. Again a 1 word reply, not addressing the question of when we could meet. So I phoned and texted a couple of times and got no reply. This morning she replied and as soon as contact was established, comms were excellent. Friendly, clear, prompt. I assume I caught her on a day off or an extremely busy day when I tried to reach her yesterday. I'll give her a neutral for comms, as when they mattered she was great, but I very nearly gave up after one word email responses and no reply yesterday.
Her place: Easy to get to, ample parking, private enough. A nosey neighbour could definitely keep careful watch of who was coming and going, but wasn't any issue for me. Inside was perfectly adequate, nothing special, nothing terrible. This was my first punt, so I have no other working girl's room to compare to. I don't know what the standard really is. Definitely nothing to complain about. I had showed just before leaving and so I didn't ask about showing facilities.
Looks: I picked well. She's absolutely lovely, and exceeded my expectations. A definitely alternative vibe to her - lots of tattoos, pierced nipples, pierced belly button though she had no piercing in it when I saw her, at least one other piercing I spotted. She wasn't covered in makeup, just subtle, which I love. I never understand girls who cover their faces to the point you can no longer see what they really look like. She doesn't need lots of makeup to be pretty, though. If you like the look of her photos on AW you'll not be disappointed. Perhaps a bit more towards cute than elegant than the pictures imply, but that suited me down to the ground. She's just the kind of girl I've always been drawn to and dated. Definitely a positive here. Having looked at a lot of the reviews here before picking Lauren, I get the impression the general taste of UKP is more towards a fairly different type, and Lauren won't be for everyone. That said, if you like that wonderful combination of sweet, sexy and alternative, you'll love Lauren.
The meeting: Being my first punt, I was a bit nervous. I'm very confident with women normally, but this was a situation I'd not been in before. She was very relaxed and friendly and quickly put me at ease. She met me wearing a one piece lacy thing that actually suited her quite well. Not my ideal, but I wasn't particularly fussed what she was wearing to be honest. I suspect I'd have found her sexiest in her normal everyday clothes. If I visit her again (and if I punt again I'll definitely be calling her) I'll be requesting that.
What I wanted from the meeting was to spend an hour appreciating the body of a beautiful woman. Sex was going to be inevitable, but I was there to touch, hold, stroke, caress, lick, more than for a "porn" experience. Lauren was extremely accommodating and fairly quickly got the feel of what I was after. Initially she made some moaning noises which I wasn't struck on, but before I could ask her not to she faded them out. I was pleased with how quickly she adapted to my, perhaps unusual, desires for the meeting. I imagine that if you want to spend time pretending she's really into you, she can do that that quite convincingly. At some points I could easily have believed her responses were real. If you're the kind of guy who likes to just fuck women, I have no idea if Lauren will be a good or a bad punt. I wanted to appreciate her breasts and bum and I was not left at all disappointed. Her breasts were pretty much perfect in my eyes. They appear slightly larger in the pictures, which had been a concern for me, but in reality they were a perfect handful. Certainly not small, but you couldn't really refer to them as jugs. Her bum was amazing too.
I spent about 30 minutes just enjoying her beautiful body, and then 20 minutes alternating between various positions and more body worship. I can pretty much keep going as long as is required to ensure my partner is fully satisfied, so I was a bit unsure how to handle a situation where that wasn't my primary aim. There had been comments in previous reviews about Lauren's passiveness during actual sex. Either she's improved, or those comments were a bit unfair. She wasn't writhing and thrusting and really throwing herself into it, but I'd set quite a slow and gentle tone and she met it very well, with just the amount of movement appropriate. Again, I have no idea if that's something she changes for more aggressively vigorous clients, but it suited me just fine. My biggest negative regarding everything was the lack of eye contact. I have no idea if I'd have wanted more eye contact - I wasn't wanting to pretend this was a romantic thing - but I think that would be problematic to some. Similarly with kissing. I wasn't wanting to kiss much - just the occasional closed lips kiss - but I got the impression she wasn't big on the idea. I'm not hideous, but I don't really blame her
If you're after a lot of open mouth kissing, you probably want to confirm with her that that's okay before booking. I think she does a different price scheme for full GFE but her profile is far from clear.
I didn't let her suck my cock much, as I was focusing on other things, but when she did it was good. It started well enough but nothing amazing, but after a few seconds she got into the swing of it and for a little while she was doing a really excellent job. It was covered oral, I have no idea if she does uncovered, but I didn't ask. When she gets into the groove, though, she can give a great blowjob. I had to stop her for fear of getting overexcited.
She wasn't keen on my touching her clit. I didn't really try to, but she kept her hand over it most of the time. I asked if she wanted me to avoid it and she said she didn't mind but that it could get very sensitive. This didn't bother me, and didn't get in the way of anything I wanted to do, but I suspect would be problematic for some. I've had my head crushed by more than one ex-girlfriend when doing my thing, but I was there for my pleasure not hers, so it was non-issue as far as I was concerned.
My only negative with the whole experience, really, was right at the end. And really was more my fault than hers. About 10 minutes before the end I made sure to come, with the intention of spending the last time minutes just enjoying that post-coital exhaustion that is so satisfying with a partner. As it turns out, though, when there's no emotional connection, that post-coital exhaustion is less fulfilling. She hopped up pretty much as soon as I was out of her - I'd have preferred her wait out the time/get up when I got up. I ended up leaving about 10 minutes early, but I wasn't hurried out the door in any way and I have no doubt she'd have honoured the full hour if I'd wanted. I just opted to cum a bit early and my sex drive takes a nose dive once I have. I'll time things better next time now I know that 10 minutes at the end is better spent pre-pop.
Overall, I have only positive things to say about Lauren. I was looking for something quite specific, and quite different to the usual desires of reviewers here. She delivered.
Positives: * Lovely looking girl, particularly if you like tattoos
* Very friendly and accommodating
* Quickly adapted from what's presumably the normal expectations of her to my expectations
* Great comms once I had contact with her
Negatives: * Difficult to make initial contact with
* Not big on eye contact or kissing or clit play (may be something in a different price bracket)
* Pretty sure I passed her flatmate on my way in or out (I think it was two different girls, both similarly alternative styles). I'd not have cared if the flatmate was there, but she clearly kicked her out for the hour I was there.
I have no idea if I'll punt again, but if I do I'll definitely be calling Lauren. I absolutely got what I wanted to out of the experience and don't regret a penny spent. Probably not for everyone, and that second negative might be a big deal for some people (and would be for me in a girlfriend), but I definitely made the right choice for what I was after.
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