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External Link/Members OnlyI saw this lady a couple of weeks ago when I was travelling along the A27 and needed a break.
Her home (or is it her working premises?) is very curious. It is a wooden chalet, right on the beach, and about the size of a single garage. it is so close to the sea that it is surprising it has not been washed away or blown over. There are about three rows of similar properties on the site, quite a few of which look like summer holiday lets. The whole area looks like a holiday camp whose public building have vanished beneath the waves.
Looking at her photographs, I couldn't make up my mind whether she is attractive or hideous. Having seen her, I'm still not sure. A bit of both perhaps. The pictures are accurate and up-to date. She is petite (smaller than the photos might suggest) and has a good figure for her age.
Inside, her hut is clean and tidy (not that there is much to keep clean and tidy). It features in several of the gallery pictures, so you can judge for yourself. She does have a rather large, over-friendly and very noisy dog which took up a disproportionate amount of space in what passes for her lounge. Fortunately, it was banned from the bedroom.
She is a cheerful lady, easy to talk to, and her sexual skills are all one could reasonably ask for. (I only had a "straight" service, so can't comment on any of her more exotic offerings.)
So why only a neutral?
Two reasons. (The odd location is neither here nor there.)
The first is that with the best will in the world, a price of £150 per hour for a lady whose best years are behind her does not represent good value for money. There are plenty of younger, more attractive, women who give just as good a service and charge no more, or significantly less.
The second is that I think she has a drink problem. I visited her at "morning coffee" time. I was not offered coffee, but a bottle of Blossom Hill was opened without my asking. I declined a glass: wrong time of day, and anyway I was driving. She, however, poured herself a large glass and swigged it from time to time during our meeting. I left me with the feeling that if I had turned up in the evening, she would have been on her third or fourth glass, and probably the worse for wear. I could be wrong, but a mid-morning glass of booze is a warning sign, I think.
So there you have it. A pleasant woman and competent at her job, but on the expensive side and probably rather fond of a glass or four.
