Brunettebarbiebrooke - London Tour. Earl's Court

[FlyingBreadMan]

That would be unacceptable

Reviews are not allowed on UKE.

Anyone wanting to read reviews knows where to come !

OK, that's fair.

[ramrodronnie]

I'll tell you why I think it's odd - writing to a prossie you've never met (??) because another member had a poor experience, and telling her that she needs to up her game like you're her pimp/manager and that her "movements will be monitored closely" and then posting that here, make you sound like a potential stalker/wierdo. That's why


But ultimately:

Ok, that's it. I won't make anymore comments on this thread. For Gods sake. We are all supposed to be on here to help each other out. I did just that. I've never met this Brunettebarbiebrooke. And never wish to after the last 2 Reviews I've read on here about her.
I did what any genuine punter should do, and has the balls to do.
So like I say, I won't comment anymore on this thread, or the other Review on her.

[hendrix]

Ok, that's it. I won't make anymore comments on this thread. For Gods sake. We are all supposed to be on here to help each other out. I did just that. I've never met this Brunettebarbiebrooke. And never wish to after the last 2 Reviews I've read on here about her.
I did what any genuine punter should do, and has the balls to do.
So like I say, I won't comment anymore on this thread, or the other Review on her.

I don't know any genuine punters who would write to a prossie they've never met, in the way that you did. It takes no balls whatsoever to write to a prossie 

But, whatever. The main thing is a deserved negative.

[smiths]

AW Link - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Booking - Earlier this month while she was on her London tour
Location - 5 walk from Earl's Court Tube Station
Time spent - 1 hour
Cost - £130 [London tour rates]

Comms were decent and through UKE to begin with and then through AW.

On the day she requested delaying the start by 30 mins which I agreed to.

Location was a hotel, short walk from Earl's Court station. Room was in the basement and was difficult to find. I commented that it was rather hot and stuffy.

Shower offered and accepted. Bathroom basic with shower gel but no mouthwash on display.

Started with FK but didn’t move to DFK. She said I had garlic breathe which surprised me as I am not a garlic fan and hadn’t had any that day. Apart from my wife no one has said that to me before.

She got me to sit on the edge of the bed and performed some OWO which was decent.
Then she joined me on the bed and stripped. Said that her nipples were sensitive so I tried to be very gentle with them. Went down on her for some RO which was fine, but she said no fingering which was a disappointment.

Sex in cowgirl and mish which was fine and she was making the right noises. We both agreed it was hot and she got up to open the windows. She then remarked that I was very sweaty and got a hand towel for me. I hadn’t cum but was looking forward to her speciality oily tit wank which had been agreed.

She then noticed a skid mark on the bed sheet and said it must have been me. I pleaded innocence but to no avail. She then said she wanted to finish because we didn’t ‘click’ and offered me £30 back which I accepted. At that point it was about 40 mins from entering the room.

I told her I was very disappointed and asked to take a shower which she said was fine.

Meanwhile she was getting dressed and said she wanted to see her friend Scarlett-Rose in an adjacent room. So I got dressed and we left the room together.

From entering to leaving the room was close to the hour, and there was no indication that there was another punter waiting.

Thanks for the review, sorry to hear it didn't go well.

[FootieMadJonny]

Nor did admin ?

Are you putting context to admins posts he regularly uses  so maybe its you who is wrong.   

I said "think"

[vw]

That was quite a summary anthg, it pretty much covers the whole job lot.

God knows what will happen when the killer and the bollock chopper land.

Edit... can you kill and chop bollocks with plastic swords?

Clippety clop clippety clop clippety clop

The killer has popped over to tout, wonder if he brought the plastic coffin ?

[Pepsiii]

She deserves the negative for cheating this guy by delivering a shite service. Glad I spotted this saved me money!

[squeezebox]

Sorry to hear the OP had a negative experience.

All reviews are important for the punter, however, IMO, the follow up AW email was unecessary as any/all response(s) could/should have remained within this thread. 

Sending an "off the cuff" email to a complete stranger doesn't add up, especially if it's sent thinking it'll make any difference at all to the stranger it's addressed to. The actual review in itself satisfies this as it was the OP who made the actual booking.

[CelticWarrior2]

Nor did admin ?

Are you putting context to admins posts he regularly uses  so maybe its you who is wrong.   

I'm not so sure - sounded a bit sarky to me. OP made his points well in his review and I'm sure he doesn't need/ appreciate someone else fighting his battles for him with a prossy who for all we know keeps a bottle of chocolate sauce in the bedside locker for skid marks when things don't "click" - which is a load of bollocks as it was a punt, not a blind date.

[vw]

I'm not so sure - sounded a bit sarky to me.

Maybe that's your screen reader, in all honesty only one person knows !

Sure if it was a problem would have been deleted, which it wasn't.

The chocolate sauce idea has legs though could be an easy way to walk from a punt !

[Sonny Crockett]

All RRR was doing was highlighting to her was that she was consistently giving punters a shit service and showing a poor attitude and it is not on. After all it is the punter who is paying their hard earned cash in order to have a great time. They would not want a poor return on their investment.

[dboy74]

The killer has popped over to tout, wonder if he brought the plastic coffin ?

No, because they are not biodegradable.

A poor choice of words from me and for that I apologise 

[AnthG]

a prossy who for all we know keeps a bottle of chocolate sauce in the bedside locker for skid marks when things don't "click"

You know with regards to your saying this. I kind of had a mini epiphany.

You know what is a 1000x more likely than both "she chucked chocolate source on the bed". Or "some guy put skid marks on the bed".

And that is, she uses that fake tan stuff and it was that what got on the bed. I have seen a few girls who use it all over them and it has come off on the sheets during a punt and it looks exactly like skidmarks when it does. I am talking literally like skidmarks. (Before anyone jumps to conclusions, the girl has said, her fake tan is coming off on the sheets to me).

I would wager good money on it being this to be honest. As a load of WGs seem to use it. And likely she used this as her means to end a punt she found she wasn't clicking with by claiming it was skid marks from the punter.

Check the link, has someone gotton skidmarks on those sheets. Or was it fake tan? I say this as it looks identical in the photos.

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[vw]

You know with regards to your saying this. I kind of had a mini epiphany.

You know what is a 1000x more likely than both "she chucked chocolate source on the bed". Or "some guy put skid marks on the bed".

And that is, she uses that fake tan stuff and it was that what got on the bed. I have seen a few girls who use it all over them and it has come off on the sheets during a punt and it looks exactly like skidmarks when it does. I am talking literally like skidmarks. (Before anyone jumps to conclusions, the girl has said, her fake tan is coming off on the sheets to me).

I would wager good money on it being this to be honest. As a load of WGs seem to use it. And likely she used this as her means to end a punt she found she wasn't clicking with by claiming it was skid marks from the punter.

Check the link, has someone gotton skidmarks on those sheets. Or was it fake tan?

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I will match your  bet and say you are right !   

Fake shit stains made from fake tan from a fake ass, you couldn't make it up !

Could even be punters fake tan, some guys do that sort of thing and London is near Essex the home of fake tan! 

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[CelticWarrior2]

I will match your  bet and say you are right !   

Fake shit stains made from fake tan from a fake ass, you couldn't make it up !

Could even be punters fake tan, some guys do that sort of thing and London is near Essex the home of fake tan! 

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Christ that's like the Turin Shroud of skid marks but it's a credible explanation especially as the OP highlighted a hot, stuffy and sweaty environment. 

[pierrot]

Mackems hate being called Geordies it's seen as a massive insult in the frozen north.

[threechilliman]

She was on my list if she ever got to Manchester, but two red 'tour' reviews has put me off.

tcm

[mrhappypants]

This thread keeps falling into a distinctly psychotic tone.

Whether working girl or punter, bad personal hygiene is a no-no.  I can't stand WG's with bad breath, a smelly arse or wiffy bits and I am sure they hate punters with the same. 

Dave

[vw]

She deserves a negative review and the loss of business which she has got, not sure what trolling her via email on behalf of another punter and sharing the messages on here achieves

Seems the bitch is banned for making threats to punters in pm here.   

Maybe she took the lead from RRR

[Brazilian Martian]

Seems the bitch is banned for making threats to punters in pm here.   

Maybe she took the lead from RRR

It all seems to be going on up in the north east 

[vw]

It all seems to be going on up in the north east 

Quite the soap opera.   

Well they bring the circus to the capical periodically hence this review.

[Hertsgent]

Seems the bitch is banned for making threats to punters in pm here.   

Maybe she took the lead from RRR

Thanks for resurrecting the thread so I can be reminded of the funniest one I've seen - RRRs intervention still brings tears to my eyes 

[vw]

Thanks for resurrecting the thread so I can be reminded of the funniest one I've seen - RRRs intervention still brings tears to my eyes 

This thread had it all we have dboy building coffins that cunt wazzer thinking he is invincible but in reality a scum bag stalker.  Shame marcus aka spkmstr48 who according to his mind is orla the vile's latest love interest wasn't here.

[Brazilian Martian]

This thread had it all we have dboy building coffins that cunt wazzer thinking he is invincible but in reality a scum bag stalker.  Shame marcus aka spkmstr48 who according to his mind is orla the vile's latest love interest wasn't here.

I second that comment about wazzer he came across as a smug asshole when he was a member of uk.escorting.com always giving it the big i am when he commented on certain threads