Author Topic: Sophisticated Sarah - Chesterfield  (Read 4104 times)


6 review(s) for sophisticated Sarah (3 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline demonic

Link:

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Arrangement:

1 hr for £140

Experience:

Well ..... I suspect that I will open myself up for some educational feedback after this however I am prepared for that. Sophisticated Sarah had always interested me and although she never made my hotlist ... she was always there. I do like the idea of an experienced MILF and her recently updated photos were the tipping point for me. I did do some due diligence on her and there is a lack of first hand feedback on her ... I really toyed with the idea of just walking however in the spirit of the forum I felt I was happy enough to go through with a booking and provide the feedback.
Communication worked well via both AW and text and we agreed a meet time for 1 hr. I arrived a few minutes early and she was happy to give me the apartment details ahead of time. The location is a typical, 1 bedroom bedsit in Holmewood near Chesterfield .... absolutely nothing special however clean and in offensive. Sarah opened the door and I do have to say that first impressions were not great .... She is not particularly stunning and really had me thinking should I do this. I think the only reason I continued is that I am basically a good guy ... (Prep 1 for educational abuse from the forum!) .... She invited me in and showed me to the bedroom .... pleasant but no more than that ...  Sarah does not have the persona about her to warrant the title sophisticated ... She is definitely not that. She is very genuine and has a pleasant personality however the package lets that down ..... She does have a pair of magnificent breasts that are all natural however she does have a hanging belly, peroxide blonde hair and an average look. I know this sounds fairly harsh however is the reality ...
Well .... once the paperwork was sorted I was naked and on the bed as she offered a massage. To summarise ... tedious conversation and a mediocre attempt to massage ... this is despite the fact she told me she did a course a few years ago. Yes ... she tickled the tackle whilst on my front however I have had much better elsewhere. She concluded the on my front massage by rubbing her brests against me .... it did not really change things. I then rolled over and the massage continued until she made apologies that she had a dry throat and went for a drink .... Left me lying there in full glory ? Upon her return she continued the massage and played with my balls for an age ... what was weird was the full shaft massage never came ... she seemed to just focus on playing with my nuts ... She then suggested that she suck my cock and immediately reached for a condom to cover the boy up. A fairly mediocre BJ followed before I suggested she get on top. The sex was perfunctory and I did manage to shoot my load ... We were at this stage probably about 35 minutes into my hour. Sarah then offered to give me a massage in the remaining time however I simply wanted to get out of there. (Prep 2 for educational abuse from the forum!)

I normally like to get really involved with a girl and love to go down and pleasure her .... I felt absolutely no compulsion to do this with Sarah ...

Summary:
Negative -
Not attractive, no kissing, unattractive body, no OWO, poor service, absolutely not VFM ...
Positive -
I do think she is a genuine and nice person, she is just well and truly pitching herself at a level she does not belong.

Would I return ..... HELL NO !! Would I recommend ..... DOH !!

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Offline monkeybucket

ouch thanks for reviewing though....firstly you should have asked for two 30min appointments back to back and saved £20.
secondly her tits do look outstanding though shame about the rest of the package it seems.
live and learn though another one struck off the list.
MB

Offline demonic

 :( :( :(   LOL ..... I hadn't even noticed that ... Doh ...  absolutely leave myself open for abuse .. :) :)

Well ... live and learn ....

After my last review I signed off by sayin upwards and onwards ..... definitely need a great next punt ... :wacko: :wacko:

Offline Picti

Ouch indeed! No need for sermons, you know where you went wrong and your tangible sense of dissatisfaction and disappointment are better teachers than us. Get back in the saddle Demonic and have a good one.

Offline RedKettle

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many of us have failed to walk!

she does have OWO on her likes so I would have challenged that when she pulled out the condom.

Offline monkeybucket

many of us have failed to walk!

she does have OWO on her likes so I would have challenged that when she pulled out the condom.

amen to that

Offline Turtle Z

Yes, I had this conversation the other day. In the early days of punting 'being a good guy' meant staying because you didn't want to offend the girl in question by leaving; despite the fact that she was not 'being a good girl' by posting wildly inaccurate pictures and info on her profile that persuaded us to book in the first place.  :dash: