Worst AdultWork profile EVER!

[Still-alive]

This is actually supposed to attract punters?!?!?! Read it and weep!

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[Arley Hall]

I used Google translate - from Gibberish to English - and it still didn't make any sense.

Interesing that her lips are her best and her worst feature - so all parts of her body are either equally good or equally bad. However, since her waist is bigger than her chest, it follows that all parts of her body are equally bad. Simple logic.

[5th Musketeer]

This is actually supposed to attract punters?!?!?! Read it and weep!

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5'2" and 15 stone did it for me.  I couldn't care less who she is or what she does.   

[Sonny Crockett]

Looks and sounds like some Fucking Troll!!!!

[Jamboney]

"big cuddley wet pussy" I don't know if I should be turned on or horrified 

[Arley Hall]

Interesting pricing - £15 for 15 mins and £40 for 30 mins. So it's best to book 2 consecutive 15 minute appointments. Form an orderly queue!

[Sonny Crockett]

Total bullshit!!

[hockogrockle]

It's got to be somebody's idea of a practical joke. The town is given as "Somewhere" for a start. I didn't waste my time reading the "interview", but no doubt it is drivel.

[uutarn]

Hahaha, this made me giggle.

And i quote;
What is your Primary Language?   english (<--- could have fooled me)

What is your best feature?   Lips

What is your worst feature?   Lips

Hahahah WTF!?
This profile is diamond!

Also, dress size 18+, age 52!

Fuck me Im messaging her now!