Milf-Catherine - Maidenhead

[Dirtydd85]

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Called up catherine as she is near the sainsburys .. She was well dressed , like in her pictures which are genuine , face pics blurred - looked more like 45 , terrible smokers teeth , pretty flat chested and worst of all , very wrinkly..

I had to walk as she wasn`t for me but I must say she was very polite , totally understood that she was not for me and say goodbye with a smile..

[Silver Birch]

Thanks for your review. I have her on my hotlist and wouldn't mind if she was 45 (but she shouldn't claim to be 36 if that is the case), had small boobs, and even a bit wrinkly 

Unfortunately, the bad smokers teeth is what knocked her off my hotlist.

[HappyandLucky]

Thanks for the review. Apart from age and smoker what else put you off, as has been onmy HL a while 

[Dirtydd85]

guys , she has got a nice petite body , definitely dresses well - very business like .. Classic case of butterface i`m afraid.. She ticked so many boxes for me but face is very important to me , hence i walked !

[Silver Birch]

guys , she has got a nice petite body , definitely dresses well - very business like .. Classic case of butterface i`m afraid.. She ticked so many boxes for me but face is very important to me , hence i walked !

I had to Google <butterface> 

[Dirtydd85]

i was so damn horny today , you need incredible will power to walk away from a girl when you are that horny ! But if you don`t , you walk away with a disappointing punt and £80 - £100 less in your wallet .. Maidenhead is so dry of good talent at the moment.. Any suggestions ?

[James999]

I had to walk as she wasn`t for me but I must say she was very polite , totally understood that she was not for me and say goodbye with a smile..

She's probably used to it, perhaps she should stop lying about her age and trying to deceive clients 

[Dirtydd85]

yeah exactly .. i get it when girls who are "dabbling" in escorting don`t show their face pics but a seasoned pro like milf-catherine who is around for ever should have atleast one face pic ..

[Silver Birch]

yeah exactly .. i get it when girls who are "dabbling" in escorting don`t show their face pics but a seasoned pro like milf-catherine who is around for ever should have atleast one face pic ..

Entirely up to her whether she puts up a face pic, but should should choose an age that matches her 'butterface' 

[Steely Dan]

I had to Google <butterface> 

Why google when you have Admin's wiki?
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[rg41]

Thanks for your review. I have her on my hotlist and wouldn't mind if she was 45 (but she shouldn't claim to be 36 if that is the case), had small boobs, and even a bit wrinkly 

Unfortunately, the bad smokers teeth is what knocked her off my hotlist.

I saw Milf-Catherine about 6 years ago and from memory she looked about 36, I don't remember seeing her bad smokers teeth which as a non smoker I would have smelt the smoke.

So I recon that makes her 40 - 46 now.

[budz]

Thank god for your input chaps,  was about to make a booking with her seeing that the bod looks fab but if she's fugly then no thanks.  Long way for me to travel to be seriously disappointed!

[budz]

Reading other reviews some say she is pretty.  Which is it? Take it no one has a face shot they can post here?

[NelsonH]

For fucks sake, it don't take much to visit a dental-hygienist and get you teeth blast cleaned.

They even bleach the buggers if you want.

What's the matter with these women?

[James999]

Reading other reviews some say she is pretty.  Which is it? Take it no one has a face shot they can post here?

There are three reviews on here, not one mentions her being pretty, the fact that she hides her face says all you need to know about her looks. 

[Mathssam]

I'm not being white knight ish here but I've seen Catering on a number of occasions.  It's true she doesn't have big bobs,  but they are small and pert. In regards to the teeth comment, they are on the large side but in no way discoloured and as described.  Also I don't think she smokes as I've never even smelt or tasted it on her, even cleaning of her teeth wouldn't mask the taste of smoke unless she abstained the whole day before every time we've met. Facially she's not ugly by any means but that is down to the individual.  Wrinkles? There may be the odd line on her face but definitely not wrinkly, her body certainly isn't at all I'd say she has the body of a girl in her late 20s. She's always given me a good service which is why I tend to go back. Strange review from my experience.

[Ludwig]

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[James999]

Well the camera doesn't lie, and she's aged another 4 years since then 

[Mathssam]

I'd say she's lost a bit of weight in the last few years. Her face is now a bit slimmer than this. Plus normally wears a little make up, but not a lot. I'd say she looks much better than this when you turn up for a punt. Here she looks like she's just got out of bed.

[James999]

It would be pretty difficult to look much worse, she looks like a shiny miss piggy 

[wombat]

Of all the WG's i've seen over the last 5 years Catherine is up there with the best. Looks, attitude, premises, naughtiness.

James999 - if you're local to the area why not find out for yourself - and do a review? Hey, why not make a booking, turn up and take a peek and walk if not happy?

You know you want to...

[James999]

Because I have the power of eyesight and she's clearly an old munter 

[wombat]

OK that's your opinion.

Out of interest which WG's have you seen recently? I'd love to see the pics of your chosen ones and compare to Catherine or indeed any others i've seen myself.

[James999]

OK that's your opinion.

Well I'm not going to give your opinion am I 

What I do find amazing though is if you set your standards so low you should be able to get it without paying surely 

[wombat]

But we still don't know about your standards do we?

Go on, review a WG!!

[agent47]

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From the pics on her profile she's not bad but seeing this, bloody hell has she got water retention or something. Maybe she took that picture the morning after a few to many Pinot's   

[budz]

Blurred face images on her current AW profile can't possibly match the pic posted above of her face. She looks damn fit in the body shots but think the face shot has just taken her off my HL.

Mathssam, did you take any pics when with her?

[Mathssam]

I actually  saw Caterina again on Thursday.  I won't go into her looks as that's been discussed already.  Now I've seen about 65 different girls only a few I'd go back to. Well this week she had me starting to feel so fluffy I had to get a reality check , mainly down to what I see as being my perfect gfe punt of all time.  I sat in the car afterwards just going over in my head what had happened , I actually felt during the punt like she was my gf!!!   I've seen her about 4 /5 times now , I won't go again, fucked with my head too much.