Have been reading here a lot. Thought I will contribute especially given how bad it was and I wanted to tell people avoid at all costs.
Booked 60 mins for Body to Body massage with HE at 80 £.
Fairly easy process. Receptionist attending the phone texts the apartment block and then the apartment number when near.
Where - About 7-8 Minutes walk from the hammersmith station. Fairly discrete block of apartments. Usual quick open and entry.
Who - Honestly it didn't look like any of the girls in the pic. Was a 35+ chinese lady who probably looked like she was either sick or drunk.
Was the worst attempt at massage and although agreed for body to body , she was doing a hands only massage and was hell bent on offering full service for extra. I politely declined and asked for a massage and she continued disinterested.
Eventually got bored and after a lousy 40 minutes of attempted massage, asked her to finish it off with a HE and took a quick shower.
Room was semi decent. Shower was not so clean.
Complete waste of time. Would welcome any tips about a good body to body massage in west london or heathrow area.