Hi all,
Been a lurker here for the past two months, I’m relatively inexperienced so thought I’d trying escort for a little while. It’s been a really great experience; fortunately I had UKP to rely on so read through hundreds of reviews to go through four magnificent punts. I will try review them all if I can, however today belongs to the gorgeous Khloe from Colindale. I found her through the recommendations on her and emailed her at Viva street (was a bit skeptical at first though as I've only used AW) but great comms throughout.
External Link/Members OnlyKhloe is the girlfriend I’ve never had, she is a total babe and you can genuinely spend hours chatting with her on end. She definitely understands her client, I reckon she can read them and play out to their needs.
I met Khloe for two hours (£220 I think), I prefer to spend a little time and not rush things as I mentioned earlier I’m relatively in experienced and prefer to have a experience that will stay with me. I had some good text message banter with Khloe before I met her, wanted her to get to know me a bit as I’m quite shy and lack confident but quick witted text replies.
Meeting: Entrance to her flat is descret and a fairly easy place to find, 8 mins walk from the station. I was greeted but a kiss on a cheek and sat down on her bed. We chatted for 10 minutes and we really got to know each other quite well, I asked her if we could take things slow so the next 10 minutes involved French kisses and loads of touches. She gave some great oral without any tooth touching and I returned the favour with some a very lengthy oral that exceeded 20 minutes. I apparently made her cum twice; I will take her word on this as she was really into it. I took it extremely slow, kissing her all over before I even touched her vagina. It got to a point her legs were trembling and at a few points I could feel her muscles flexing near climax while I was fingering her. She couldn’t believe her good I was with oral and accused me of lying about being inexperienced (what can I say, you learn a lot from softcore porn lol). She wanted to return the favour, we moved onto cowgirl and made eye contact. The sex was sensual and really arousing, we locked hands and she started riding. The POV was ace, could see her pounding me. ☺ I couldn’t hold it any longer and popped the first time. She cleaned me up and I decided to quickly wash up. I’m really anal about these things so prefer to always clean up.
We started chatting again, showed me some photos on her phone, giggled and cuddled whilst giving me some good advice about relationships and sex (greatly appreciated for a newbie like me).
She started with the oral again and I suggested with do 69, I hadn’t had a proper look at her arse till this point. WOWWWWWWW is all I could say, absolutely spotless. I don’t have the courage to start rimming but I wish I could have, would have dribbled and vacuumed that little hole like there’s no tomorrow. I started with the licking and touching with the constant admiration of her butt cheeks and arsehole, honestly this girl is clean and not a sight of any smell at all. She was quite wet at this point so I decided to get into dodgy so I could grab her behind. I started going like a jockey, gave the booty 2/3 light spanks, always wanted to do this but never got to do it on my previous punts. I always forgot to do the things on my check list. For Khloe I made no exception and tried to do as much of my wish list as possible. We changed over to missionary, was getting tired and sweaty at this point. I loved how she was touching her self while I was thrusting, I didn’t experience this on my previous punts. She was all over herself, touching her clit, boobs, licking my fingers and ears when possible. I also loved the fact she would keep her eyes open for the majority of the session unlike some girls.
My favourite thing about Khloe was her enthusiasm, she wanted to ensure I had a good time, was checking with my if I was okay/happy and anything particular I wanted to do. She done her best to make sure I came the second time, which involved several positions, blowjobs and handjobs till I hit the home run.
I then washed up and we got chatting again, before I knew it I had overstayed by 20 minutes. Apologised and left, she wasn’t even in the slightest concerted. The funniest thing about this punt, I was suited up and ready to leave before she asked for her payment. I was extremely embarrassed; I always pay the girls upfront as this was the norm on previous punts but on this occasion I forgot due to all the chatting when I walked through. I apologised profusely and even mentioned I would have travelled all the way back had either of us forget about the payment. Gave her £230, extra tenner for being a great sport and a little silly on my part. Left with a bag of sweeties and made my way home.
For me, this experience will stay with me for a very long time. I can proudly say to myself I got to fuck Angelina Jolie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Body: 9/10
Face: 9/10 – You get to fuck Mrs Jolie, seriously what more do you want???
Personality: 10/10
Banter level: 10/10
Service: 9/10 (I’m a vanilla type guy)
Location: 8/10 (quite a journey for me but still reachable due to good parking and transport facility).
Punt: 10/10 –
I’ll review Nicole Diamond (hanger lane) next; she’s very sweet imho but won’t be for everyone. She’s another vanilla type girl, easy going and fulfills the requirement of girlfriend experience.
Apologies in advance for any grammatical errors or poor sentencing structure, never did well at GCSE English. ROFL