Your First Ever Punt

[Jay189]

It's great once the punting nerves go away and you can just walk to a punt with a swagger and just enjoy lol.

[Horizontal pleasures]

1961 or 1962 in London's theatre area close to SoHo, Jewish 'Aunty' lady, voluptuous and full of tender sensual care for a complete newbie. I am still haunted by my image of her after several decades and have never found another Jewish lady for punting in the UK again.

I was thinking like Ruby Wax but slightly plumper.

All ideas welcome.

[Rifte]

Australia - Brisbane (2015)

A prossie called Anika.

I had literally just flown in for work and checked into my hotel at about 11am, booked her later in the evening for about 8pm, 2 hours.

I was absolutely bricking it when I went to her apartment and knocked on her door.

She had a jack russell dog going ballistic and she was wearing her nightwear.

I told her I was a newbie at this, and told her to lead proceedings.

Her speciality( so she told me) was OWO, I had never managed to shoot my load via a blowjob before and so I was dubious, but the girl went to work. The most off putting thing was the fact that I was in front of a mirror so I could see in the reflection me stood there whilst she was going to town on my cock.

Blew my load within a few minutes, and within 30 minutes went for round 2 of missionary, blew my load again and we spoke for a bit and I left 15 minutes or so early after a shower.

The whole experience was good but it made me feel a little bit dirty afterwards and I was considering retiring after that. I did however book another escort at the end of the week in Brisbane and she changed my view on it all.

I then over the next five weeks in Australia and Singapore fucked prossies in Melbourne, Sydney, the Gold coast and 3 vietnamese girls in Singapore.

Never looked back since,.

[anotherwoody69]

Would have been back in '94 or '95 I guess when I was in my mid twenties.

I was working in Basildon and picked up on an advert in the Essex Chronicle.

The only thing I can remember was she had a waterbed, the only time I've fucked on one of those and I'm not going to try again, really difficult.
She must have been okay as I saw her once more....but time fades the memory on what the experience was like.

[dsr]

Going back ten years or so.  Arranged over the phone to meet some lady miles away, must have been 50 mile each day.  Was that petrified of getting caught.  Place was in middle of nowhere, some converted farm house.  First thing I remember was the dog and having to be lead in via a side door as said mutt would not shut up.

Turns out to still be one of the best punts I've had.  She absolutely took the lead and rode me till I was broken multiple times.  She really got into it.  It was that good she shagged her name right out my head.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Australia - Brisbane (2015)

A prossie called Anika.

I had literally just flown in for work and checked into my hotel at about 11am, booked her later in the evening for about 8pm, 2 hours.

I was absolutely bricking it when I went to her apartment and knocked on her door.

She had a jack russell dog going ballistic and she was wearing her nightwear.

I told her I was a newbie at this, and told her to lead proceedings.

Her speciality( so she told me) was OWO, I had never managed to shoot my load via a blowjob before and so I was dubious, but the girl went to work. The most off putting thing was the fact that I was in front of a mirror so I could see in the reflection me stood there whilst she was going to town on my cock.

Blew my load within a few minutes, and within 30 minutes went for round 2 of missionary, blew my load again and we spoke for a bit and I left 15 minutes or so early after a shower.

The whole experience was good but it made me feel a little bit dirty afterwards and I was considering retiring after that. I did however book another escort at the end of the week in Brisbane and she changed my view on it all.

I then over the next five weeks in Australia and Singapore fucked prossies in Melbourne, Sydney, the Gold coast and 3 vietnamese girls in Singapore.

Never looked back since,.

G'Day and if you punted in Blighty how about a review or two?
HP

[Rifte]

G'Day and if you punted in Blighty how about a review or two?
HP

British guy here living overseas.

Never punted in the UK unfortunately, it was a hobbie I started as an expat.

Happy to give reviews but most of the girls I take are bar girls or indies. No online profile to link to so you guys can reference if you come overseas.

[workinallweek]

Mine was out of a contact mag many years ago in Southend Essex .
made the call and turned up really nervous. Answered the door Prob mid 20's and kind of girl next door in a house coat ,once the door was shut she took the money (£40 i think for an hour) and took the coat off to reveal a fit body in lingerie stockings (with suspenders) and heels ,instant hard on for me .
went in and said i wanted oral only after about ten minutes i asked for the works and ended up finishing on her tits .
came out slightly confused and didnt punt for nearly a year .
But like Pringles once youve popped  ......

[horneyboy]

city sauna Sheffield Faye  a real delight

[The Bandit 5342]

1971 Moss Side, Manchester. Needed to pop my cherry and this area had the reputation locally.

Drove down, turned off Princess Road and found the back street bay windows had lots of young ladies sitting in them waiting for business. How quaint does that sound in today's prurient world?

Made my selection and emerged a short time later duly serviced and went back to the area many times.

Over the years it became the kind of area no sane person would frequent.  Girls became scarcer. The lorry driver from Bradford made it a place where if your number was taken you got the knock on the door and frankly I wouldn't be found dead there today.

Moved on to parlours but never learned to behave myself since!

[PuntGuy]

Due to my shyness and being so quiet (almost borderline autism), I never had any sort of sexual experience until well into adulthood. My first was an outcall to my home with Tania from Dreamgirls. An eastern european in her 20's just stunning. I can honestly say having sex for the first time in my own bed, surrounded by candles with soft music in the background was unforgettable. She was good to be with, great personality and very, very skillful. Punting has helped me considerably and given me more confidence with the opposite sex. I've had some great times and look forward to more in 2018.

[TomR]

My first time was back in the 80s in an old fashioned parlour. No kissing or no cuddling on offer just 2 minute massage followed by OW and sex. Was so nervous I had HE and had to wait for a second visit before I got my leg over. Funny thing was the second time I went with a woman in her 30s who just as nervous as I was. Managed it though and returned on and off for the next 10 years until it closed.

[Mr_Shins]

First punt was on my 23rd birthday.

Picked her up on the street in Mayfair, she was wearing high-heel knee-length boots which I found sexy and attractive. They were mostly black and had purple bits on them. Leather, and not up to the thigh - so fairly "normal" for the time, but sexy. Told me what kind of woman she was and I felt up to it as she was wearing boots so I drew out the cash and I went back with her for I think £50 plus the cost of a taxi from Curzon Street, Mayfair to somewhere around Sussex Gardens. Was more interested in her boots and my fetish than anything else and I'd never had a woman kick me properly with boots before.

She was about to take them off and I said "no don't" and she knew I had a thing about boots and asked me if I wanted her to rub me up and down with her boots. I really relished something like that and asked "oh you would?" then also asked if she would kick me a bit
explaining some of my fantasy to her and she tried it out.

Sex was offered and even back then we knew we had to use a condom but she was then rather rigid so I couldn't do anything but I got her to do more to me with the boots - in fact she was digging the heels into my hard, and I came like that.

All in all it was my first proper experience of my fantasy. I had some bruise marks from where her heels had dug in for a week or so and it gave me a good memory of what had happened. I think I might have enjoyed it more had I not directed her and let her just do the "rub me up and down" part first for a while, but I was excited by the thought of the pain more as that was my main fantasy.

It would be so cool by the way if the woman identified herself to me now, all these years later, and we had a reunion. I'd quite like that with a few of the good ones from the past.

[bigboy]

My first punt was at a parlour

I was crapping myself and all sort of thoughts was going through my head on who will see me, will i get caught list goes on. When finally had the balls to get out the house i was still nervous and walking around the parlour a few times so nobody could see me go in and it was night time. While i was in there  i was amazed how i had the choice of a few ladies waiting to be fucked, then when i chosen the girl i liked i had no idea what to expect. I must of lasted 10 mins in a 30min booking and cum to early of excitement but felt on top of the world after it.

[hmscossack]

a total disaster , Amsterdam 1992

I went round the Red Light area at night on Holiday with a couple of beers and a smoked spliff ( Cannabis ) - happy as Larry and totally relaxed
I should have punted there and then ......
I made to mistake of going round in the day time , the next day  with a friend , and picking a lovely girl
paid my money ( 60 guilders ) and it was shit , I was not allowed to stroke her ( I tried to stroke her back - and was slapped on the wrist )
and then the final insult ,  a covered condom blow-job , needless to say , I never got hard and a total waste of time - to say I was depressed would be an understatement

To quote my best friend ' he never saw me more pissed off or more angry ' - the fact was it was my fault , as I should have discussed services
and what was offered - but I was young and stupid ........... I will never forgot the sheer shame of the occasion , when I failed to get erect , that was not nice

What I would say to anyone now , choose GFE and above , take Viagra - and chat away to kill your nerves and do plenty of foreplay to get a great erection

Hey - it was a lesson hard won - and I am happy to share

[pas7680]

A semi Disaster...

A few years ago in Hong Kong,  whilst visiting for CNY and thought i would give the local scene a try. In the end i went to try the notorious Fuji building walk up, skyscraper full of cheap game.
After doing the usual start from the top routine and going a few floors down with a small queue of locals until i found a local girl who spoke a bit of english, all started well did the quick mutual shower and was hard and ready but onto the bed and the situation got the best of me. Couldn't stay hard for more than a few minutes at a time and ended up finishing with a HJ

At least it was cheap.

[Mifune]

An Amsterdam window girl when I was about 17. Literally lasted 3 thrusts!

[hw189]

My first punt was decent. Nervous as hell though. Late 90's, called a girl offering a 'massage' from the back pages of the local rag (knew full well what it was about though). Ended up at a dodgy council estate late at night. Nice English girl with a decent body offered just about everything after the said massage (erotic) that I always search for nowadays.

Went onto parlours after that, which were quite crap in comparison. Then agencies (HC / Divas, etc). Nowadays indi's pretty much all the way through AW.

[Ed Ward]

2001-2 in Plymouth, Friday morning in December I think. Lady called Savanah, attractive, blonde, slim about 40. Got the number from Punternet back when the reviews were trustworthy, interested in Savanah as she did an hour for £90 and anal for £20 on top. rang up the house/brothel and spoke to Kat who told me she was busty and I said I'd choose when I got there.

Terraced house in Commercial Road, walked in and busty Kat was just fat. Savanah was sat on the sofa smiling at me so I picked her. There was a guy sat in a chair, assumed he was a minder.

Anyway, covered oral, light kissing, nice tasting pussy. Fucked her arse missionary and came like fuck. Round two, smashed her back doors in for 15 minutes or so.

Good punt, never returned. She gave me her mobile number as I was leaving, presumably so she didn't have to pay a cut on a return visit. Though she did tell me she enjoyed swinging and suggested I went with her sometime. Thought it was bullshit and threw her number away later on.

[bonerman1969]

About 3 years ago I found a local website advertising escorts, and after drooling over (obviously fake) photos decided to start gently with a massage and happy ending. Chose a local girl with nice body (face obscured) and rang. Arranged to meet an hour later and was told to wait outside while she got ready. When I got to the door it was opened by an angel. Stunningly gorgeous in her underwear.30 min massage ordered and paid for then onto business. I tried to get her to do nude masage but she would only go topless.straddled me for nice rubdown then told to roll over to finish. That face grinning up at me was amazing, and she produced a vibrating wand that she used to stroke me. I asked for her hand to finish and after a few minutes was exploding over the place. Cleaned up and final glance before i left. She only worked a month before calling it quits but if i ever see her back advertising I'll not hestiate booking again.

[Slaveofnature]

So long ago but I think the first was a hooker chatting me up in a pub. Embarrassing as everyone seemed to know except me, and I only found out after a half hour of chit chat at her place. However I guess she taught me a few things, including "how to masturbate a woman (Not the sort of thing I'd felt free to ask in my first few civvie relationships).

First intro to punting proper was quite unforgettable in the heydey of Glasgow SWs. Took me ages to figure out what the fuck they meant when they asked, "Are you looking for business?" And needless to say questions like, "what sorg of business" got them right pissed off. Eventually it clicked. Skinny young thing got in my car and directed me a half a mile or so to a deserted area, paid her -- can't remember how much it was -- next to nought by today's standards -- she reached over, very business like, and said, "here, let me give you a blow job to warm you up." Rather nice as I'd assumed that would have been extra. Soon got me feeling pretty rampant. She rolled her seat back and got her knickers off, spreading her legs and inviting me over -- she had the most smelly cunt I've encountered in hundreds since but it turned me on immensely. I guess I'd mostly only smelt freshly powdered civvie cunts at that point.

Saw her several times mostly for the lingering smell of her gash and her straightforward honestly. Bit of a dry patch when I stopped working in Glasgow but had the money and wheels and social circles to attract civvies. Began taking holidays in Thailand for several years thinking that must be the only good option for exotic shagging. Later started world-travelling and a fellow punter I met told me about ISG, which is useful. Then travelled based on other things but always checking punting opportunities beforehand.

Finding AW it was easy to forget that most prossies are skanks at heart and probably went through a fluffy phase there for a few months though resenting the costs. Found a shit punting forum, now more or less defunct, started realising that prossies had a censorious control of the market and that cured me of any residual fluffiness other than nice-to-be-nice. Verged on getting banned most of the time until Nik and JRC invited me to join the fledgling UKP. Fully agreed with their ethos and boy was it a job to get it to succeed. I think the cyberattacks wiped it out completely about three times at least and it was set up again from scratch. Fuck knows how Nik kept going. Eventually it got up and running on a more stable footing with the help of the person who is now Admin, another of the founders, and who bought the site off Nik, mostly I think in the spirit of a thank you to Nik (as you can see, it is still free and still takes no ads or generates any revenue -- all independent).

My personal ethos had been to try to give back to ISG in return for the help it had given me in a couple of countries where I might have been stuck otherwise. For several years I supported UKP as I didn't want Nik's efforts to come to nothing again. It was only after several years that I started getting some benefit from the site (using the search facility and AW number sometimes turns up something useful) so try to contribute occasionally out of respect for that too. It still, in my opinion, needs the input of those less than popular volunteers who try to cut the fluffiness and pussy-whipped elements down to a more manageable size, but it seems to work.

I still do far more punts abroad than here. I think the UK is overpriced and the industry lacking any real sense of fun (LMP/Phoenix perhaps excepted but again, expensive). I don't have any personal friends or agendas on UKP, just post what I think might be useful. (I can be a grumpy bugger as well, and also fuck off for months at a time either abroad or just bored). I wish everyone well with their punts, fluffies and hardcore, and like I said, if I seem to slag anyone off at any time (or even prossies for that matter) it's nothing personal.

I used to keep a 'punting book', carefully noting an A4 page of details for each punt. Also many photos from punting abroad. Eventually discontinued. Just a coded entry somewhere or other. I temember civvies I fucked but not more than a handful of prossies. Prossies have their uses and provide a service, but relevant details can usually be contained in one sentence IMO. They're like roadside snacks, why get obsessive about them.

Just browsing at the moment and caught your post. Pretty interesting all round. Thanks Marmalade.