..was about 14 months ago now, and not much to talk about.
I had absolutely no idea about UKP or AW at the time, and just thought, well I'll google escorts in Birmingham and see what I find (it took me quite a long time to even figure out that 'escort' is the commonly used word for a prostitute now, believe it or not, I originally googled the word prostitute and ended up on things like local newspaper articles
). Anyway, as might be obvious, I ended up on Vivastreet, Cracker and Backpage.
After several unanswered phone calls to various girls, and one answered by an angry sounding bloke, who asked me "who are you" and "why are calling this number?" I finally got an answer from the 'lovely' Ruby. This wasn't my first punt, this was my first time-waster.
She directed me to a postcode outside a car showroom. After waiting in the pouring rain for 30 minutes and several ignored messages, I finally got an answer with her telling me she's in the other side of the city.
So, about a week later, I tried again, a girl called 'Chloe' advertising on Backpage was my choice this time. An apparently Spanish girl (in hindsight she was obviously Romanian). Quite late at night, after finally getting an answer from her I was directed to a really dodgy part of Birmingham. I was scared shitless to be honest, but buzzing out of my little head. After some texts, I got the flat number and was buzzed inside. Magic door and standing behind it was a very pretty young girl in casual black bra and panties. Fit girl, but she wasn't the girl in the pictures.
She must have been about 20 years old, 5'3", size 8-10, long brown hair, big ass and hips, natural C cup titties. It was obviously a brothel in a 3 bed flat type operation. I could see the other bedroom doors slightly ajar and the girls inside.
Anyway.. She took me inside her small dimly lit room with a small en-suite bathroom. She was actually really nice and sweet with me, and she seemed relaxed and happy. She could obviously tell I was a newbie punter, I was shaking from the adrenaline rush. I remember her getting undressed and then me nervously sucking her tits. She laughed in a really sweet way at me. I didn't kiss her. I had no idea prossies offer kissing at the time. Then she smiled at me, put the condom on me and asked me if I like doggy. She stood besides the bed and bent herself over it, and I fucked her like that, then we fucked in mish and CG. In hindsight she was stiff and mechanical, but at the time I remember enjoying it a lot. She finished me off with a quick bit of OWO then a HJ, wrapping a wet wipe around my cock as I came. Obviously, deed done, I wanted to rush out as quick as possible, and I got really bad cramp in my legs rushing to get dressed in a hurry, and she got all hysterical at me.
One of the memories I have of it that stands out was her standing naked by the open window after the sex, stretching and looking happy with herself. It would be a straight up negative for me now, but at the time I remember really enjoying it. I probably had about 10-15 similar punts like that with various girls from Vivastreet, Cracker and Backpage until about 6 months later I discover UKP and AW and have never punted a girl from any of those website since.