Ling of Cosmopolitan, Manchester
30 minutes / £40
March 2016
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Premable: After a couple of visits to Cosmopolitan to look and not buying, I took the plunge with Ling and thoroughly enjoyed it. Regarding the venue, I am really quite impressed by the ambience at Cosmpolitan, with such a central location and on a proper street instead of a skanky backstreet. There is a bit of glamour in the decor with some opulent furniture and mirrors. But this means nothing if the welcome is not there. Genuine good banter with the receptionist, and there always seems to be a gentlemen character or two waiting for a punt, or people coming in to sell designer perfumes or whatever! They offer you a a beer and one guy I chatted to passed an hour in reception chatting and sipping his beer while waiting for the girl he wanted to become available (he was probably a walk-in).
One other point is the girls feeling up for it and willing to sell themselves. There were two other girls on the rota. Crystal (Irish) passed me in the corridor and we shared a joke. Alice (Spanish) was seated in the large reception area and eye contact and smiles were exchanged, because let's face it they could be next if they take my fancy, which they both do!
Punt: At the appointed time, Ling arrived in reception and took me to the room where she left me for a short while to get changed. When she returned, I was still getting undressed and she was amusingly brusque - "Off, Off" she said, in no uncertain terms. Ling is good looking with a thick mane of long black hair, good figure and musculature. I lay face down on the bed and she massaged me. Most of the massages I have had from sex workers have been a waste of time, but Ling has a nice amount of technique and firm pressure which I found relaxing. She tenatively made a bee line for my bum hole - 'asking the question', as it were, to which I verbally replied no - more on this later.
I have an issue that while I can usually get hard at home, it can be a challenge for me to keep it up in the room, perhaps due to fatigue from travelling etc, I don't know. So penetrative sex with a condom is normally not possible for me, and I appreciate a sympathetic and creative attitude from the lady. After her massaging me for a few minutes, I asked if I could massage her so she lay face down (very relaxed) and I massaged her back. No fingering allowed, but Ling stuck her bum in the air, so I could pull her lips apart and look at her gorgeous, fleshy pussy and bumhole and massage the surrounding area - I could feel Ling was getting gently aroused by this. This went on for some time until Ling had had enough of this. I then asked her to suck me off. Her clear preference seemed to be for OWO, but I went for OW on this occasion. Ling has good oral technique, she seems happy to work hard with her mouth only. She got me hard in the condom, but then it started flagging. So Ling took the condom off and Ling wanked me, then I wanked myself as Ling looked on. As I was still struggling to come, Ling pointed to my bum hole again. I nodded and so she put a condom over her finger, gave it a bit of lube and in it went. This was a first for me, but I have to admit it pushed me over the edge and I quickly came. I felt I was getting something special from an experienced sex professional who probably knows the male body a lot better than any girlfriend I have ever had. Plus, exploring a sexual taboo was also fun. (I am pondering whether to take it to the next level, as I gather Ling is very willing with the strap-on!)
Other reviewers have made adverse mention of some rough nipple tweaking. I asked Ling about this, and she told me it is all lies! My experience during the half hour was that Ling is a gentle lady, everthing felt very consensual. She felt very relaxed and confident in the room - she wasn't at all wary, which felt good. Plus Ling has a gorgeous body, is skilled and has some good suggestions of how to make a half hour together most enjoyable.
I feel Ling is a good sex worker by any standards, but also fills a gap in the market in Manchester. I don't see a lot of oriental girls advertised online in the parlours. And if it is independent orientals on AW, then they certainly won't be £40 for the half hour! Unless you needed a more discrete street entrance or a particular girl, I can't see why you wouldn't prefer the safety and known quantity of such a good lady in a convenient parlour.
