Woofie35...what a woman

[Veritas]

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So, as part of my penance for lurking for years without contributing I thought I'd do a few quick 'catch up' reviews on some notable encounters during recent months.

Date - a couple of months ago
Place - hers.  Perfectly safe and normal residential address.
Fees - £450 as per her usual 4hr rate
Looks - as well documented, Woofie is a great looking woman with the trimmest bod and a great attitude

As this is a retrospective and Woofie is well reviewed elsewhere I will keep this fairly brief.

This was a booking made on the back of some of the stellar reviews that Woofie has on UKP and it is was a leap of faith given that it involved several hours travel time each way.  En route I was questioning my own sanity and asking "can anyone provide a service that is worth my going to this sort of trouble to sample it?"  I wasn't disappointed.  Woofie is attractive, funny and sexy as hell.  Her willingness to push boundaries in order to please makes this really stand out from the crowd.  If she lived closer then I would forget the rest and just book myself in twice a week.

I was especially interested in experiencing her DT.  While she couldn't quite manage it all, the willingness to try...and then try some more....and then smile through watery eyes and try some more for as long as I looked like I was happy was a sight to behold.  The fundamental difference between her and the majority is that she doesn't do something for a few minutes until she is bored and then move things on.  She finds out what you want and then gives 110% for as long as you want.  Magical and worth every penny.

[GolfNut]

Welcome out of the closet Veritas

Great review and a good reminder of Woofie's amazing capabilities and desire to please.

[pedro2]

I needn't say anthing need i.. evidently 
Glad you enjoyed her woof woof

[GolfNut]

I needn't say anthing need i.. evidently 
Glad you enjoyed her woof woof

Down Boy! 

[Owwhatanight]

Woofie does float my boat If only I could get my head round spending that kind of cash ?

Maybe just an hour with her to try as I did see first hand the effect she had on Pedro after 4 1/2hrs
when we met up for a drink. 

[redt4]

Woofie does float my boat If only I could get my head round spending that kind of cash ?

Maybe just an hour with her to try as I did see first hand the effect she had on Pedro after 4 1/2hrs
when we met up for a drink. 

Thats because he's too old to keep up with her!!!!  :sarcastic:lol

[Picti]

And another falls under the Woofie spell.  Good review veritas.  Did you allow her to try different positions and angles in DT?  She's one of only two women to DT me although she could only do it in a couple of specific positions.

[rodjaneandfreddy]

Woofie seems to get good feedback but can't help thinking I could have a great time for considerably less cash elsewhere

[Owwhatanight]

Woofie seems to get good feedback but can't help thinking I could have a great time for considerably less cash elsewhere

But after reading the last few reviews where most guys have paid the £450 for 4 hour rate she sounds excellent value for money but I am a tight Bstardo and 1 hour would be enough for me. £200 mmmmmm I am tempted because of the reviews but don't usually pay more than £100-£150
 

[Picti]

Woofie seems to get good feedback but can't help thinking I could have a great time for considerably less cash elsewhere

That's the inevitable dilemma with Woofie. All I'll say is look at who's reviewed her and their conclusions. All experienced, discerning punters who consistently rate her highly and as one of the best. Her prices result in her being an occasional treat, but she is an absolute treat.

[Owwhatanight]

.......and treats are good 

[Crazydave]

She's definitely on the top of my hotlist. Especially since I discovered the joys of dominating. Never really bothered about it before, but suddenly found out that I've been a secret Dom all along. Lol.

[CoolTiger]

My usual ceiling is £150ph in the E M. However, I have in the past paid in excess of this, if the WG comes well recommende, by members on here or whom I know well of.

Pornstar Caprice was one such WG, where I paid £250 for a 1hr session.

Woofie has been personally recommended to me by 4/5 members on here and 2 other punters not members on here, so I have placed Woofie in this category 

[pedro2]

1000% recommendation from me
I have said before £450 for 4 hours is good value - condidering what is on offer
I would not go for the hour, but her rates slide considerably the longer you stay 

[Picti]

In the interest of balance I'd add that it depends what type of experience you're looking for. In a GFE for example there probably are less expensive options where the WG is very attractive and provides a great service. Woofie's additional appeals are  a) she's a natural sub which opens up many other possibilities, b) she's very talented and in my review I noted that she offered and enjoyed a couple of activities I'm rarely offered. I guess the additional spend is justified by the extra (and not routinely available) services she offers.

[skyblueal]

Can I just throw my hat in the ring gents and say in all my years of punting, I have not been with a woman like Woofie.
Absolutely worth every penny - as long as you are going to take advantage of all her skills...   

[Steely Dan]

She seems to have fluffed up the whole region.  What this thread needs for balance is the opposite of a White Knight.  What would that be?  A Black Wraith?

[Picti]

She seems to have fluffed up the whole region.  What this thread needs for balance is the opposite of a White Knight.  What would that be?  A Black Wraith?

Don't worry SD we're not returning to the bad days. I think this forum is about identifying the good, the bad, and the misrepresentative profile. We expose and criticise those who fall short, so we should also acknowledge those who meet expectation. The consensus is that Woofie's in the "good" category. The EM board has several in that category.

Not sure about fluffy; none of us turned up to Woofie's with the essential oils, and if I ever take candles it'll be for hot wax play rather than mood lighting  .

As for a dark knight riding a beast from hell, although he's not commented on this thread, Biker adopts an unashamedly "romantic" perspective on her. I always imagine him making an entrance to Meatloaf's "I'd do anything for love" (only gentle ribbing if you read this BIB)  .

[Owwhatanight]

Don't worry SD we're not returning to the bad days. I think this forum is about identifying the good, the bad, and the misrepresentative profile. We expose and criticise those who fall short, so we should also acknowledge those who meet expectation. The consensus is that Woofie's in the "good" category. The EM board has several in that category.

Not sure about fluffy; none of us turned up to Woofie's with the essential oils, and if I ever take candles it'll be for hot wax play rather than mood lighting  .

As for a dark knight riding a beast from hell, although he's not commented on this thread, Biker adopts an unashamedly "romantic" perspective on her. I always imagine him making an entrance to Meatloaf's "I'd do anything for love" (only gentle ribbing if you read this BIB)  .

Very well put Picts....Entrance to Meat-love   

[BigVince]

I'd love to have ago but she prices her self out for me.

[Picti]

Very well put Picts....Entrance to Meat-love   

Meat-love - brilliant, wish I'd thought of that 

[monkeybucket]

Well i've taken the plunge and booked...my most expensive 1 to 1. excited now.

[pedro2]

Good man... you will enjoy her ... i did 

[Picti]

Well i've taken the plunge and booked...my most expensive 1 to 1. excited now.

You'll be in very safe hands (and mouth, pussy, arse, mind) so enjoy her. Look forward to the review.

[GolfNut]

Well i've taken the plunge and booked...my most expensive 1 to 1. excited now.

Christmas has come early then MB  Enjoy! 

[bigrockcandy]

I see you're putting the Cheltenham winnings to good use my friend ! 

[monkeybucket]

I see you're putting the Cheltenham winnings to good use my friend ! 

banned from another bookie though 

[Diehard]

She seems to have fluffed up the whole region.  What this thread needs for balance is the opposite of a White Knight.  What would that be?  A Black Wraith?

Me! 

[CoolTiger]

Me! 

Go and see her then, and report back.

[GolfNut]

Me! 

Fluffy Diehard is something I gotta see 

[CoolTiger]

Fluffy Diehard is something I gotta see 

More chance of DH seeing his beloved Coventry City get out of League 1 

[Picti]

Me! 

It's the match up that has to happen. You could fund it by selling tickets to the rest of us watching you trying to suppress a smile (maybe even a giggle) afterwards 

[pedro2]

Come on Pict..... watch! fuck that we would be in there with him 

[Picti]

Come on Pict..... watch! fuck that we would be in there with him 

In your case I'm not sure that'll encourage or reassure him 

[pedro2]

Fair point well made 

[skyblueal]

More chance of DH seeing his beloved Coventry City get out of League 1 

Oy, oy! Steady on. He's not the only City fan on here now, thanks very much....     

[RedKettle]

Oy, oy! Steady on. He's not the only City fan on here now, thanks very much....     

wow so 100% of the fan base is on UKP...

[steve7458]

Well i've taken the plunge and booked...my most expensive 1 to 1. excited now.

So you're back in the game then?

[threechilliman]

I wouldn't book her on the grounds that to get a decent hourly rate you need to book for four hours. Law of diminishing returns and all that - some of you guys must be mad. What else would that buy???

tcm

[Owwhatanight]

So you're back in the game then?

True MB you have been telling the likes of Pippa,Mandy,Phoebe,Vicki & a few more on UkE that you had A punting ban on.......or were you just teasing them. 

[Picti]

I wouldn't book her on the grounds that to get a decent hourly rate you need to book for four hours. Law of diminishing returns and all that - some of you guys must be mad. What else would that buy???

tcm

Totally understand your perspective tcm. I wish her rates were lower and more in accord with other quality WGs, then again I wish that more WGs had her talents, attitude, and approach. Paradoxically I would probably see her more often (with bigger overall spend) if her fees were less, but as it is she's an occasional treat. Although maybe not as I enjoy variety.

I'm bemused by the ways that many folks spend their money eg smokers spending  £250+ per month on a habit with its many detriments. However if someone earns their money in honest graft then I have nothing to say on how they spend it.

[monkeybucket]

So you're back in the game then?

Seems that way :-/

[Diehard]

Oy, oy! Steady on. He's not the only City fan on here now, thanks very much....     

What an awesome profile pic!

[Diehard]

wow so 100% of the fan base is on UKP...

Cheeky fuck....the Ricoh only looks empty on the telly due to the camera angle!

[monkeybucket]

True MB you have been telling the likes of Pippa,Mandy,Phoebe,Vicki & a few more on UkE that you had A punting ban on.......or were you just teasing them. 

Letting them down gently pal,  but self ban till April...booked in for then...i've been sorely tempted on at least 10 occassions but just popped home.

[Diehard]

Fluffy Diehard is something I gotta see 

Hookers have a love hate relationship with me...just past decade or so we at the hate stage....

[Diehard]

More chance of DH seeing his beloved Coventry City get out of League 1 

How the fuck can a Leicester fan take the piss?!!

Oh wait......

[CoolTiger]

Cheeky fuck....the Ricoh only looks empty on the telly due to the camera angle!

Here I was thinking it was a decent Minolta or a Konica 

[CoolTiger]

How the fuck can a Leicester fan take the piss?!!

Oh wait......

It has taken us a lifetime to do this.... We're making the most of it 

[Diehard]

It has taken us a lifetime to do this.... We're making the most of it 

I'm looking forward to the Treble in the afterlife!