Kassia (Kay/Kaynita) SexyAsianEscorts (Queensway / Bayswater)

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Saw this girl recently (she has other names at other agencies).  I had to think hard about this one.  I was going to rule it a negative, but decided neutral after sleeping on it.  Let me explain:

I had a real bad back pain for the past week or so and needed a massage.  But after watching far too many massage pornos in my years, I wanted a massage with a hot asian (thai/chinese etc) girl where I could be guaranteed a shag, owo, dfk etc.  So I decided not to go for the typical asian massage parlours where the massage part would be catered for but not necessarily the guarantee of my extra requirements.

I went for what looked like a hot girl and who was touted as a professional masseuse.  And yes it was a little expensive at £150/hr given what I wanted but I just had a particular desire I needed fulfilling (in retrospect, an hour massage at £50 from a normal masseuse and a slow comfortable wank in the shower after should probably have been the thinking man's choice).

Booking: Through the agency. 1 hour notice.  English speaking receptionist.  Thorough and efficient.

Looks: I don't want to say bait and switched.  I want to say bait and time travelled 15 years into the future.  Also she now sports a belly.  As a chap walking in the street looking at civvies, I would say she is a relatively attractive asian MILF in her early/mid 40s.  As a chap who was expecting the girl in the photos, I would say I was disappointed.  But it was her...just from a time before Selena Gomez was born....

Hygiene: She is clean and insists on cleanliness.  I showered before and she helped me in and out.  No complaints on that front.

Service (Escort): Her english - reasonable but not conversational enough.  I like to have a little bit of verbal connection but I felt no patter.  It was like throwing sentences back and forth at one another with no flow.  She is very friendly though and pleasant.  I will give her that.  Her kissing - not DFK at all.  She was kissing but she kept her tongue out all the time.  I kept on gently sucking it to prompt it back in...at one point I felt like biting it off.  Her OWO - good but not long enough.  Maybe 5 minutes before the inevitable HR.  This was all early on in the session so I thought I would just move onto sex (missionary) and relieve myself.  I could sense that the escorting part was not going to be what I had fantasised about so I just switched my focus to getting my massage.

Service (Masseuse): Friggin excellent.  My back is sorted out!  Great head massage.  Great all over body massage.  Fantastic sleep after.  One of the best massages, if not the best, I have ever had.  She also gave me a bunch of tips on how to alleviate further pains in that area with various stretching exercises.

And that's the only reason this review is not a negative....it's because my original intention was to get a massage and to get it on with a hot asian girl.  The latter part was a failure but not only was the massage great, my back is much much better and believe me...it was killing me before.

Would I recommend her?  Well for my requirements as an escort - No.  If you like Asian MILFs and you are looking for more of a mechanical and dominating (i.e. you giving instructions) experience, maybe she might be the one for you.  I personally like more connective GFE and she wasn't that for me.

As a masseuse?  Yes - but obviously not at anywhere near her escort rates that I paid.

Neutral / borderline negative is my final take.  Some may have rated this full on negative - my back convinced me otherwise.  Also, for future reference, if anyone can recommend a girl who would fulfil my original desires, it would be much appreciated.