please dont - Relaxation rooms in chorley

[tincrusher]

first review so be gentle, External Link/Members Only

LOCATION - very quiet flat (shit hole) i might add!

AW PROFILE - not one thing is true, and for the feedback of (35) positive must be their thing

Comms = brilliant

now chaps will warn it's all bleak from here in!


arrived at location,and it is very discreet

got met by a lady (which is described in profile as being curvy!) i love both! size 8 and upto a size 14/16 in which the latter would be curvy!!!

not a size 22+ this to me is a whole other gerne!

i walked in to a shit tip of a flat and a room which was freezing cold and the smell of dogs which was evident with the two sat on the couch! was asked to undress while being watched by her and her dogs? somthing i'm not used to - so basically i was rushed the min i walked in the door!

got on the table and just thought why the fck am i still here!

put her iphone on (country music WTF and placed it inbetween my legs)

then the grunting statred! and i prayed for her to stop the excuse of a massage and let me out of this shit hole i walked into.

how ever i am quite new to the scene and didn't want to walk -will put this down to everyone as a bad punt!

if you are into size 20 + then your dream as come true - but please guys take the AW witha handfull of salt FFS

 

[cueball]

Cheers for the review cansquasher.

Can you put the name and location in the header for future referance, it's a lot easier and is the preferred method on here.

Eg... dirty doris in Doncaster

Well done in reviewing though and don't let my inane drivel put you off 

[frankc]

Cheers for the review cansquasher.

Can you put the name and location in the header for future referance, it's a lot easier and is the preferred method on here.

Eg... dirty doris in Doncaster

Well done in reviewing though and don't let my inane drivel put you off 

You got a link for dirty doris CB....

[cueball]

You got a link for dirty doris CB....

Don't ask, you'd not like what I find, you should know that by now 

[frankc]

Don't ask, you'd not like what I find, you should know that by now 

 

[Newradlad]

Did Joanna not used to work in charnock richards? am sure there was somebody over there same name cant remember what name she used on adultwork tho) and similar build.
I saw her a couple of years ago long before id heard of this site

[sir wanksalot]

I've seen Joanne a few times so I will add my own experience to the mix so you can all make your own mind up.

I first met her when she worked from Bolton. She advertises herself as a BBW and she was pretty much what I expected. On that first visit I could sense her getting aroused when she was massaging me which in turn really turned me on too.

A second visit soon followed and a similar experience. It has to be said that I could also detect the smell of dog in the house. I love dogs but it's not the fragrance you want to be inhaling when you're there for a punt.

She then moved to a flat in Chorley where I think I may have visited her twice more. In my own experience the massage is just a pretext to give you a BJ and maybe more if you and her are willing. After my visits to her in Chorley I started to get punter's remorse seeing her, the reality of her was disappointing compared to the memory of her from my previous visit.

My final visit to see her was when she moved again to another flat somewhere in Chorley (it took me ages to drive there). The flat was neat and tidy when I visited. Now on this occasion I thought she had put more weight on since my previous visits and other then her tits I was struggling to find anything to arouse me. We didn't even bother with a massage just straight into a BJ. In her defence, she actually really seems to enjoy doing this but I had that moment of lucidity in the middle of being sucked off where I thought "what am I doing here ?". The dog was also running around the room where we were which was a bit off putting.

I think the only reason I've seen so often is that my memory paints a more appealing picture of her than the reality and after a few months pass I start to get the urge to visit once again. I don't think I will be visiting her again as the OP says she is now on the larger side of BBW and there are better options out there.

[Kriss]

Did Joanna not used to work in charnock richards? am sure there was somebody over there same name cant remember what name she used on adultwork tho) and similar build.
I saw her a couple of years ago long before id heard of this site

Yes, it's Joanna right enough. She's been in a few places round the Bolton to Chorley area. Don't remember her using any other name though. She started off in Horwich I think

[Tony4447]

Saw her about 2 months ago in Chorley, easy communication, easy parking, it was a last minute booking. Short big girl, probably size 20-22, friendly enough lazy quick massage and then oiled the little fella up and jacked me off over her tits. Nothing else offered she as bj etc.

It was average and i never went back, but I hasten to add it was a last minute booking and I hadn't done any research, just found myself at a loose end for half an hour and she was available.

[lewisjones23]

BBW = term made up by  fat dogs to try and make themselves feel better

[Kriss]

You got a link for dirty doris CB....

She got sick of the notoriety and decided to move

External Link/Members Only

She's now working as Dirty Daisy of Darlington - still hot as fuck!!

[scutty brown]

She got sick of the notoriety and decided to move

https://www.adultwork.com/dirtydaisy27https://www.ukpunting.com/Themes/default/images/bbc/italicize.gif

She's now working as Dirty Daisy of Darlington - still hot as fuck!!

All five of her AW feedbacks are for cam work, not sex - and three are from the same woman
Something queer going on methinks

[Kriss]

All five of her AW feedbacks are for cam work, not sex - and three are from the same woman

Something queer going on methinks

  Non PC expression alert 

[Kriss]

I think she's started another AW page


External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[wavertreeguy]

hi Kriss, not so sure its the same girl, as the original link is still advertising, and if the first joanna is trying to get away with being 21.....well theres now way the first is. noticed the second profile last week, and thought about it as 80 is cheap for a young student lasss if she really is one.
no aw reviews yet and none on here. i going to wait and see if any reviews pop up before taking the plunge.
just my two penneth for what its worth
wtg

[Kriss]

If it is a different lass, then she chose a very unfortunate name for the area she's chosen to work in. Tell you what, if I've wrongly maligned the Preston one, I'll punt with her to make amends. 


Oops, I see her profile is down. Shame, I was looking forward to fucking a big girl - it's been a few years 

[scutty brown]

Oops, I see her profile is down. Shame, I was looking forward to fucking  ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶   a bag girl - it's been a few years 

fixed it for you

[Cloughie100]

Hi,
Visited at start of the year and why the heck didn't I read the previous comments before going?
Tincrusher got it in one really.

The only thing I would add is she is a really nice person.

[Kriss]

The only thing I would add is she is a really nice person.

Ha! That reminds me of the time my mate's missus talked me into going on a blind date not long after I got divorced. "she's a really nice person" is code for a plug-ugly dog. 

[Bumble1234]

Cloughy would you mind expanding a bit on your experience? Despite the previous neg reviews I was still tempted to go and see her as spoke on the phone and she sounded and came across lovely. Plus her private gallery pics titles suggest there's quite a bit more than just a massage on offer.
Many thanks.

[Kriss]

Cloughy would you mind expanding a bit on your experience? Despite the previous neg reviews I was still tempted to go and see her as spoke on the phone and she sounded and came across lovely. Plus her private gallery pics titles suggest there's quite a bit more than just a massage on offer.
Many thanks.

Phone sex?

[dingle]

I’d follow your instincts bumble and go and see jo, you’ll either take to her or you won’t? If you do then you’ll enjoy yourself.

[sir wanksalot]

You should at least get a BJ and possibly full sex with her.

[John_dee]

Hahaha can’t believe this review!! Literally had the exact same experience!!  I’ve never been back either!! 

[NigelF]

Hahaha can’t believe this review!! Literally had the exact same experience!!  I’ve never been back either!!

Please do another review, it would still be helpful. It doesn't have to be long.

[Rack Admirer]

I had that moment of lucidity in the middle of being sucked off where I thought "what am I doing here ?"

  Punting can mess with one's head, that is for sure!

[Peter pan12]

I phoned her up to ask what was exactly the one thing she was offering , as it just had the 1 thing on preferences  massage , yet picture of some guys todger  between  her knockers  she told me was just massage only no sex in anyway I said I could do with some relief  . She then said once she got to know me then she would go further , jeez money for nothing springs to mind , I also asked her dress  size  was told 18 phew that was one narrow  escape

[John_dee]

Please do another review, it would still be helpful. It doesn't have to be long.

It was probably about a year ago I can’t remember how much I paid but will still write one

[Scholes74]

I've seen her a couple of times and even on my first visit it came with happy start and ending with oral. Some girls are not going to discuss over the phone exactly whats on offer. She's not a full shilling by any means but I've paid a lot more elsewhere for worse service

[shaft10]

Hahaha can’t believe this review!! Literally had the exact same experience!!  I’ve never been back either!!

where the two dogs sat on the couch ? 

[Scholes74]

One of the dogs stayed in the room both times  I really don't know what all the moaning and groaning is that she does ? 

[shaft10]

One of the dogs stayed in the room both times  I really don't know what all the moaning and groaning is that she does ? 

it may have been the voyeur of a dog snoring 

[holeymoley]

Seems to me that the AW reviews are not a great help these days

[lewisjones23]

Seems to me that the AW reviews are not a great help these days

these days?

they’ve always been a pile of shite

[Scholes74]

On the plus side, I took her an extra large size bar of fruit and nut, she had mentioned on the first visit how much she liked it, and she ended up keeping me there for two and a half hours when i'd only paid for an hour  Bargain She aint great but anyone who wants to give me oral for the price of a bar of chocolate

[sir wanksalot]

On the plus side, I took her an extra large size bar of fruit and nut, she had mentioned on the first visit how much she liked it, and she ended up keeping me there for two and a half hours when i'd only paid for an hour  Bargain She aint great but anyone who wants to give me oral for the price of a bar of chocolate

There's a recent review of Joanne on t'other punting site and she sounds like she's become as mad as a box of frogs

[year99man]

thanks for the warning, i had thought of trying her

[scutty brown]

Highly negative review of Joanna on another forum recently
Quite funny in places
Sounds like she was pissed and fell asleep mid-job