External Link/Members OnlyRead about this place in a review by Spiderwebber. Attracted by the cheap price and sheer seediness of it. Comms with the maid - shit. Gave up trying to get the address from her by text. Took a chance and headed over to the general location anyhow. Phoned her for a third time when I got to Blackhorse Lane station and asked for directions. Luckily it's very close by.
Fit young Romanian girl let me in - tight jeans, tight T-shirt, hot. Ushered me upstairs, smiling away, and using perhaps the only word of English she knew - "come". Led into a bedroom to meet 3 other girls plus the maid, I mull over my choices. My favourite part. Kid in a sweet shop. Berlusconi at a bunga bunga party. The maid is the only one who can speak English. I ask if any of the girls kiss and the maid translates for the group. Just the one girl allows kissing - the one who let me in - OK by me. For a moment my little head almost got the better of me though. There's a much prettier, younger girl but alas, she looks like the shy, timid type - probably a shit punt. Stuck with my first choice and pay my dues - £40 for half an hour.
Left alone in the room with my pick - "Julia" - typical Romanian - tall, slim, great legs, nice deep skin-tone. Fairly attractive, wearing far too much makeup. She looks about 25. We undress together and I spy her small but nice tits, obligatory c-section scar, flat tummy and tidy little snatch.
I'm aware that I'm in what looks like a Soho walkup, but with 4 girls in, and cheaper. Clean enough though - no manky sweat-saturated towel draped atop the bed just fresh sheets. Just as in a walkup though, and with no common language between us, we get straight down to business. BJ for a few minutes then we alternated between mish, cowgirl and doggy - no nagging to cum or using techniques designed to make me pop early. I fucked her for a good twenty minutes and she let me kiss her (light FK) throughout. It would leave my lips covered in her tarty, shocking-pink lipstick! It was not really a GFE in that there was no eye contact, hugging - but I felt she played the part of getting into it - pulling me close, grinding her hips around in cowgirl and so on. In doggy I noticed her bum hole was stretched and puckered like she'd been fucked in it earlier - an extra presumably, for those that look for that service. Pounding her from behind and grabbing her arse, admiring her slender young bod, I came. We clean up and I attempt a bit of chit-chat but no joy. She doesn't understand.
So I left feeling satisfied and reminiscing of the punts I used to go for - the adventures that would lead me across town in search of value for money, and the thrill. And it
was a thrill.
I would recommend it but with the caveat that you don't know who you'll be offered 'til you turn up. Incidentally, during the line-up I asked which one of the girls went by the name of "Ranya" (the subject of Spiderwebber's uber-fluffy review) but was told she's now gone home (even though her profile can still be found on Adultwork and with the phone number showing). So call it a bait-n-switch if you like. I think of it as an audition.
On my way out there's was another punter waiting outside the bedroom door for his turn, but we don't look at one another, I just brush past him as I make haste for the exit
