External Link/Members OnlyMy interest was aroused earlier this week by a new profile on the Allure site. Beth’s stats and the promise she was a classy MILF who is an “expert at the GFE” sounded right up my street. When the opportunity presented itself, I rang Allure for a short notice appointment. My communications with Allure were spot on, but Alli couldn’t get in touch with Beth initially. However, a few minutes later I got a text and we were back on for a slightly later time. This was a half hour incall for a good old fashioned £50.
Beth’s place is easy to find, just off a main road in Wickham and there is some parking near the pubs and shops within a short walk. There are a small number of apartment blocks with a few front doors close together so I was careful to knock on the right one.
When Beth answered the door I was pleased she matched the description on the site and the one selfie photo on there. She was wearing a nice long clingy dress.
We went straight upstairs to the bedroom and I immediately noticed a strong smell of smoke despite the open window. I was left alone for a few minutes after handing over the cash and became aware of a cat staring at me. I’m not keen on sharing my time personal time with uninvited guests, but when Beth came back, the cat made its escape. Frustratingly, Beth followed to “make sure the cat was OK”! This took several minutes of my time for no apparent reason.
Anyway, Beth returned and we started kissing. She seemed to warm up a bit and we started to slowly undress. Beth then switched the bedroom light off plunging us into darkness. I complained so she put it back on but only for a minute before switching it off again. A “compromise” was reached where the door was left open to allow light in from the hall. I say compromise because at this point she had my cash and I had a hard-on and just wanted to make the most of it. A different cat then wandered in the open door and was shooed away! Beth did finally give a pretty good blowjob before we moved to the bed. She was actually quite responsive at this point and seemed genuinely turned on from kissing and fingering.
I moved things on by suggesting we got a condom, and she went on top. Again, she seemed to enjoy this and did a good impression of having an orgasm. I hadn’t come at this point so I suggested a change of position. “That’s the half hour up though” she told me. Now, this surprised me but for once I wasn’t wearing a watch so I couldn’t check for myself. Instead I promised to be quick, turned her around for doggie and made the best of an increasingly bad job.
On completion, I was handed a wet wipe and Beth left the room. She hadn’t returned by the time I was dressed so I let myself out, saying goodbye to Beth as I passed her on the landing.
When I got back to my car and checked the time on my phone, it was only 27 minutes since I’d knocked on her door. Remember I’d had time to get dressed and walk back to where I’d parked within those 27 minutes. I reckon I was only 15-20 minutes in, when Beth told me that my time was up. There was also the time lost for cat related activities at the start.
So after a good run, I’ve had my first crap punt of 2016.
Positives:Accurate physical description on website
I got a shag
Negatives: My clothes smelled of smoke
Cats
Timewasting at start
Dark room
No conversation
Ignored afterwards
Time cut short
Neither classy nor an expert in GFE
I don’t like giving a negative but on the basis that I wouldn’t return, couldn’t recommend and wish I’d stayed at home it’s the only honest evaluation.
Before anyone asks, no I haven’t complained to Allure. I can’t see what’s to be gained as I don’t want any recompense and I do want to be able to review accurately on here. I know Alli will read this though and hopefully speak to Beth about what is and isn’t expected.
