Celine of Hot Collection - worst punt in a while!

[Gandalfthewhite]

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Time booked: 1 hour
Price for 1 hour: £200
Time spent: 35 mins
Time actually spent on what I paid for: 15-20 mins

Pros: Nice apartment, very hot girl
Cons: Read below 

So I'm very lazy when it comes to posting reviews and usually just respond on existing threads about a girl if I've met her. However, after a long time, I had a real shocker with this one - very unfortunate, given she's actually very hot (the only positive) and I've had nothing but good experiences with Hot Collection so far (I've basically met almost all of their Polish stars, all of whom range from excellent to truly outstanding)

The main reasons I'm typing this review is that
1) she's really not cheap at £200 but wasn't worth more than the price of a £20 Soho quickie (based on looks) - there are plenty of punters who probably plan £200 punts as a rare treat and if I can prevent them from making the same costly mistake, I'll be happy.

2) She has one good review on here by yeboahsleftfoot who has met her a couple of times and had a good time, and which was the reason I went to meet her, since all his experiences of the Polish girls we have both met through HC match mine and he is the authority on HC. So I can see others going to see her on the back of that but would like to save them their money. (just to be clear, dude, I'm not blaming you at all, since I can see how you could have had the experience you had - though I did feel for a moment like you deserved the best of Yeboah's left foot  )

Down to the details:

Made the booking at short notice, got delayed by work, so texted HC to say I would be 30 minutes late, response saying no problem. Got to the apartment which is a short walk from Earl's Court and is very nice. Buzzed in without any issues.

She greeted me with an extremely surly expression and I immediately apologised for the delay and asked if the agency had informed her about the half hour delay. She didn't clearly answer this but said 'I've been waiting for 25 minutes, it's not good'.

At this point, I made the mistake of not trusting my instincts for the second time in less than 20 hours (after making the mistake of being scammed by a tout outside the Emirates last night when my first instinct was that he was a scam artist) - my instincts screamed at me to walk given she was clearly in a bad mood but she is really hot, and I, quite literally, paid the price for my stupidity. (also my instincts tell me never to pick a Russian from HC, but again the review had swung me for this girl)

We went down to her room and the problems started

 - extremely sulky / surly expression throughout, absolutely no warmth, no hint of being welcoming, body language screaming ' I don't want to be here, and why don't you fuck off'
 - English is poor and can't understand most of what I was saying
 - kept complaining about my cold hands even after I warmed them over her candles and the radiator (it's winter, you're Russian, get over it)
 - looks away during sex
 - doesn't want face touched
 - mechanical OWO (with decent, soft technique though) for 2 mins before reaching for condom
 - mechanical fucking in mish followed by equally mechanical doggy where I fucked her for a few minutes thinking of other girls until I came (slightly surreal to fuck a hot girl while thinking of another who's probably not as hot but c'est la vie)

At this point I was beginning to lose my hard on, her attitude was so piss poor. I finished in doggy and at this point we were 15-20 mins into the punt. She actually put on her top and sat down across the bed with folded arms and legs, completely closed body language. I tried to talk about Russia, whether she was liking London, etc, but absolutely nothing aside from perfunctory replies and no desire for conversation.

Then she asks if I want a shower, which I politely declined, and tried stroking her legs to see if she had any interest in responding. Finally gave up and just got dressed 35 minutes into the punt. Didn't even bother asking for round 2 since I have no desire to fuck girls who so clearly don't want to be there.

Ironically, the last two punts I can think of which were really poor were also with smoking hot girls, in the last 6 or so months. In those at least the girls were somewhat more engaged during sex. I'm beginning to think hat we need to start discussing the negative correlation between looks and attitude in bed more often...(certainly I have found more attractive women - the 9s and 10s - to generally be shit in bed compared to the 6-8s in civvie life - among prossies 9-10s in terms of looks are rare anyway)

Not a good week so far.

For only the second time in all these years, I messaged an agency to complain and received a couple of apologetic messages but of course nothing concrete. Let's see if they actually address this. Guess if not I'll just start meeting the Polish girls through a different agency.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Fucking hell Gandalph, that sounds like a nightmare, I'm feeling guilty here! I must've caught her on a good day, my review was honest and reflected the experience I had. The Russian girls are certainly not generally as hot/up for it/dirty as the Polish but that kind of attitude and behaviour is just not acceptable. I saw her in a duo with Annabel who has a more engaging personality a few weeks ago, this looks like Celine might be burnt out. Very sorry you had a rough time pal.

[Gandalfthewhite]

Yep, it was awful, but absolutely no hard feelings - I enjoy reading your reviews and have never doubted their authenticity, given they have perfectly matched my experiences (until today!)

Thanks for the kind message dude.

[Botev Plovdiv]

Very helpful review, thanks. Celine has also been on my to do list following earnest forum exchanges on Maxes with Yeboah (before Maxes removed our thread). I shall now scratch her name out.
For what it's worth I've had 2 pretty good experiences with Hot Collection so definitely tempted to go with them again now Maxes has so little to offer. But research is clearly key here. Better luck next time.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

I've got a punting opportunity on Friday and failed to find anything interesting at Maxes - seen Victoria & Alice who are great and a number of the others who are available, don't fancy any repeats or any of the ones I haven't seen - organised a reverse booking on AW, duo, posh area, looks promising, will review, good, bad or ugly!

[tantric talents]

Sorry to hear you had such a bad punt.
Inexcusable. You should be refunded.
I think we soon are going to have to rename this agency
"Luke Warm Collection"

[Gandalfthewhite]

Thanks for the kind messages all.

Victoria of Maxes has been on my radar forever but frankly after her last boob job, have held back since I don't like the excessively large implants. No one else of interest in their current crop, which is really sad given they were my agency of choice a few years ago.

To be fair to HC again, I've had only excellent experiences thanks to research in the past. But certainly how they deal with an unhappy punter is the real test of an agency's quality and that remains to be seen.

[Jay72]

Got to say in my duo with the two of them (Celine and Anabelle) i did find Celine a bit cold - she snapped at me when i tried to indulge in a little digital insertion. My attention for the most part was on Anabelle, who i found a lot more attractive as well as personable... Didnt find Celine particularly attractive really though that may be my taste speaking. Personally think a big issue here is that the photos bear only a small resemblance to who you are meeting.

[BillGoldberg]

Sounds like an utter utter bitch to be avoided like a freshly laid dog turd on the pavement

[SuitedandBooted]

Would also agree the above sentiments. Met them both recently and Celine is the more controlling one who is very matter of fact. Annabelle was more friendly and prettier.

[Gandalfthewhite]

Sounds like I really picked the wrong girl in that apartment!

Guess the question for me is whether Anabelle is anywhere as good as the best of the Polish girls - my favourite being Caroline, but also for example Lucia or Zuza

Thoughts appreciated!

[SuitedandBooted]

Haven't seen any of the Polish crowd, but would be hard to go back to annebelle without it pissing off Celine. That flat is so small it would make for an interesting mood!

[Gandalfthewhite]

Think Celine's away from this weekend until April, so if Annabelle's still around, shouldn't be a problem. But I'm just skeptical of whether she matches up to the Poles.

[jstrongerrrrr]

great to read all the above posts on hot-collection....I've read Caroline is mentioned a lot but I can't see her on their gallery roster...any ideas?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Caroline is away at the moment, think she'll be back sometime in March, well worth seeing, a top girl

[rbtgrr]

Thanks for the kind messages all.

Victoria of Maxes has been on my radar forever but frankly after her last boob job, have held back since I don't like the excessively large implants. No one else of interest in their current crop, which is really sad given they were my agency of choice a few years ago.

To be fair to HC again, I've had only excellent experiences thanks to research in the past. But certainly how they deal with an unhappy punter is the real test of an agency's quality and that remains to be seen.

I'd advise no delay Gandalf, Victoria is really fantastic. I added her to the duo with Jessica, who was to be the main attraction, but while taking nothing away from Jessica who is VERY hot, much to my surprise I was blown away by Victoria. I'm not even into redheads! Those eyes are intoxicating and she radiates pure joy and vitality.

BJ with CIM is outstanding and she is really funny to boot. I have seen Julia, Meg and these two from Maxes now and she is surpassed only by Julia who is an utter Goddess and has almost no peer.

As for her breasts, they are nicely done, feel really good and look good though I failed to view them properly and scientifically by making the basic schoolboy error of jamming my face right up against the subject!!

[MrRiz]

Sorry to hear you had such a bad punt.
Inexcusable. You should be refunded.
I think we soon are going to have to rename this agency
"Luke Warm Collection"

I had a brilliant experience, and plenty of other guys have too.

Perhaps, 'Hot and Cold Agency'? 

[jstrongerrrrr]

Thanks again for info on Caroline - I've been looking at Amelly of this site(and others) for a while: External Link/Members Only, and was wondering if anyone had had the pleasure. I know she specialises in a bit of fetish and tie and tease.

[Gandalfthewhite]

I have seen Julia, Meg and these two from Maxes now and she is surpassed only by Julia who is an utter Goddess and has almost no peer.

This is high praise indeed - Julia (and Ashley) are the two benchmarks for me from the better days of Maxes. Thanks for the feedback.

Can I ask - did you see her when she had the DDs or the current FFs? From her selfies etc her DDs looked well done, but the FFs are a bit too much (for me)...attitude is everything though so sounds like I have to visit!

[Gandalfthewhite]

To be fair to HC again, I've had only excellent experiences thanks to research in the past. But certainly how they deal with an unhappy punter is the real test of an agency's quality and that remains to be seen.

After exchanging some messages with the agency, the owner has offered me a £20 discount towards the next booking, after I said I had basically got less than half the time I paid for and had a horrible experience on a £200 punt and asked for £50 as a minimum gesture.

To be fair, the £200 I wasted won't change my life, but I suppose the positives are that she was very apologetic and did offer a discount, however small, as a gesture - many agencies wouldn't bother with either.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

This is high praise indeed - Julia (and Ashley) are the two benchmarks for me from the better days of Maxes. Thanks for the feedback.

Can I ask - did you see her when she had the DDs or the current FFs? From her selfies etc her DDs looked well done, but the FFs are a bit too much (for me)...attitude is everything though so sounds like I have to visit!

I've seen Victoria pre-boobs, mid-size and with her latest bangers, they are huge and imo hard/solid to the touch, they look better than they feel, if you get them oiled up for a big facial finish.