This is my first review, and, tbh, only my 3rd punt, so you should probably take it with a grain of salt, but here goes:
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: I booked 90 minutes for 220 for a tie and tease with full service with Zoe, as her profile says Tie and Tease are her specialty and I found her pics to be just the kind of girl I like.
Comms: 8/10. Done all via text, my questions were answered quickly but they were a bit pushy, kept saying "do you want to book now?" after every question (and I didn't ask too many).
Location: 7/10 . Perfectly fine basement flat near Bayswater, about 7 minutes from tube station. But, very non discreet entrance on a relatively busy street, with at least one hotel directly across from the entrance to the flat! I arrived on time, but was made to wait about 10 minutes on the street (I walked from station) so I'm pretty sure I was noticed by people in the area. Was taken to the back room, which has a nice clean ensuite and a clean bedroom as well. Didn't see anyone on the way in, but ran into what I assume was another WG on the way out (but no other punters, thankfully).
Appearance: 7/10. Zoe opened the door and greeted me in a nice black outfit. Though I'm pretty sure she was the girl in the pics, (I'm actually not great with faces, lol), there was definitely quite a bit of photoshopping on her profile pics. Mainly she is probably two sizes larger than in her pics. She's not bad looking in the least, with a pretty face and nice C/D boobs, but just not as slim as in her pics. She looked to be in her mid/late 20's. She was nice and clean so at least hygiene was not an issue.
Services: 4/10. Sadly the tie and tease was nothing like what I imagined or hoped it would be, and the sex was not great either. I specified when I made the booking that I wanted to come more than once and I was assured that that would not be a problem when I was making the booking. When we got to the bedroom, I took care of the paperwork and we discussed what I wanted. Zoe knew that I wanted a tie and tease with sex, and that I wanted everything covered, but then when I said I want to come twice, she at first said no, then when I said I was explicitly told I could pop twice, she said only once via sex, and then once with a HJ. Clearly this was not what I expected, but I was there and horny so I said fine.
The actual session: 4/10. Zoe offered me a shower, but I declined as I had showered at my place just prior to leaving for our appointment. Zoe's English was more than adequate, so at least we could understand each other without difficulty. I undressed and got on the bed, expecting for my hands and feet to be tied and to be blindfolded. I was quite surprised and disappointed to see her pull out one set of plastic handcuffs. I was confused as she put one handcuff on one of my wrists, and then she put the other handcuff between the mattress and the wall (not even attached to anything, just shoved between them). What? That was the extent of the "Tie" part of tie and tease, and clearly not what I expected or was paying for. She then put a blindfold on me, and while I was lying on my stomach, began to tease with me with some sort of small cat of nine tails whip thing.
Basically for the next 25 minutes she used this thing, gently, not in a painful way, all over my back, arms, legs, and ass, eventually using it on my balls. She also rubbed her tits on my back for maybe 30 seconds max, then asked me to turn over. I was expecting lots more teasing, using her nails, her tits, her lips, and hopefully some more toys, but that was not happening. She got me hard using her hands and then put a condom on me. As I only wanted covered services OWO was not discussed.
She then proceeded to give me a pretty unenthusiastic covered BJ, didn't really play with my balls at all, but did give a little bit of eye contact.
After maybe 5 minutes she got on top of me and rode me in cowgirl for about 5 minutes, again with not much enthusiasm. I played with her tits for a bit but she said her nipples were really sensitive and didn't really want me touching or licking them
Then we moved on to mish, doggy, and then back to mish when I popped. She seemed to get into the doggy and mish a little bit, but again I wouldn't call any of it more than basically a mechanical experience.
Since I wasn't interested in RO or any other uncovered stuff, she started to give me a basic, non sensual massage for a bit, then when I was ready for round two (or rather her idea of round two), she gave me a half decent HJ, but by then I wasn't that into her or the whole booking, and after 15 minutes of her trying to make me pop, I was getting a bit sore and knew it wasn't going to happen so I asked her to stop. She gave me another non sensual massage for a bit, then time was up and I took a shower. She actually rushed me a bit in the shower which I found a bit odd as I still had about 5 minutes left, and, even worse, since she made me wait till 10 minutes after our appointment was supposed to start to be let into the flat, I realized that I was actually only getting 80 minutes after paying for 90!
So, there you have it. My first review is a negative one, but I feel it is rightly deserved.
Summary:
Positives: Clean flat
More than adequate English
Negatives:
Zoe's definition of a tie and tease session does not come close to what I would call one. I wasn't properly tied up, and there was minimal teasing. She could really take a lesson from Lola Bell ( I'll need to review her here soon as she knows how to do it properly)
Only allowed to come once via sex, second time (unsuccessfully) limited to HJ, not what was agreed to when booking.
Zoe wasn't mean or unpleasant in any way, but nor was she very enthusiastic during our time together.
Paid for 90 minutes, only got 80.
Non discreet entrance to flat, no doubt neighbors can see you while you're waiting to be let in (and even more so when you're made to wait 10 minutes!)
This was probably longer than it needed to be, but as I said, it is my first review, and I hope it will prove helpful to other UKP members. Please let me know if there are any suggestions as to how to improve upon it in the future.
R
