ALICE BIG TITS bit overrated :/

[PapaSmurf]

This meet took place a few weeks ago.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Paid: £80

Duration: 30 mins (sort of, explained below)

Comms: Straight forward, but withheld address location till last minute, resulting in lateness. (explained below)

Location: Small apartment in East London. As expected. Nothing to complain about.

The Punt: Well I was 20 minutes late, but as hinted above, she would only give her address an hour before meet. I live an hour and 1/2 away so I was lucky to make it when I did.

Reception from her was very disinterested and frosty. I just put that down to me being late, so I gave her the benefit of the doubt and just continued with the punt.

Looks a little older than her pics. Good lighting and make up really makes a difference on her profile. But it was to be expected, so I just kept things moving. Smiled alot tried to keep things up beat.

Now here's the rant. She really didn't revel in tit play. Her name is Alice BIG TITS for crying out load. She wouldn't allow me to squeeze and caress. She just directed me in some very awkward breast stroking/massage thing. Wouldn't even let me play with her nipples. 
Kinda went down hill from there. Couldn't maintain wood through the BJ as I just wanted to GTFO so I just cut it short. Still kept things smiley and happy as I was hoping I would at least get a good rating on my AW profile. She didn't seem to understand or give a shit, so I just swiftly left.
 
Conclusion:
The reason I didn't give her a straight up Negative rating is because I was (Justifiable) late, and that may have contributed to the lack luster attitude. It didn't even effect the booking window at all as I left early and didn't go over booking time.
The limited breast touching was fucking bullshit though. How could I recommend her to a breast guy if she doesn't let you enjoy her assets?
Sorry I can't recommend. There has to be other big tit women out there with better hospitality and service. 

[rockharders]

I think anyone reading this would consider it a solid negative.

[HighlyMotivated]

"Bit overrated" indeed! Think you're being kind with a Neutral

[BillGoldberg]

Why anyone having read the universally negative reviews would waste their money on this fat sack of lazy unappealing lard is beyond me ?

I'm 110% a big tit lover, nothing makes me drool like a naturally well stuffed bra, and the only draw for this flabby money hoover are those grossly overrated (with the emphasis on gross) mammoth, saggy chest puppets.

But now it turns out she doesn't like having the only things going for her getting mauled, squeezed, pawed and kneaded by horny punters


Just another 'lazy do nothing bitch' who thinks all she has to do is lay back and do fuck all like some vaguely undulating blubbery butter mountain, while buckets of  cash rain down from the sky 

 

[MrXYZ987]

My experience with her wasn't unique then, very similar to yours papasmurf, though I got a lot of breast play in my time.

Maybe the claimed pregnancy mentioned in the following comments to my review makes her tits too sensitive, in which case she should stop offering services as it is the main attraction for visiting her.

[yumyum3]

Why anyone having read the universally negative reviews would waste their money on this fat sack of lazy unappealing lard is beyond me ?

I'm 110% a big tit lover, nothing makes me drool like a naturally well stuffed bra, and the only draw for this flabby money hoover are those grossly overrated (with the emphasis on gross) mammoth, saggy chest puppets.

But now it turns out she doesn't like having the only things going for her getting mauled, squeezed, pawed and kneaded by horny punters


Just another 'lazy do nothing bitch' who thinks all she has to do is lay back and do fuck all like some vaguely undulating blubbery butter mountain, while buckets of  cash rain down from the sky 

 

 

[FannyFurManni]

Hello

Went to see her as those tits really are big.... but was so bad i could not have even imagined a punt to be so bad:

1) miserable face
2) blazay attitude once money was taken
3) didnt do anything, not even a tit wank

Pls pls pls avoid, was very ugly and greasy unwashed hair, only went in due to the tits...

M

[HighlyMotivated]

Anyone find it odd that the two Positives this fat bitch has are from users named 'the groper' and 'the suckler' and she is the only girl both accounts have reviewed

[Brazilian Martian]

Anyone find it odd that the two Positives this fat bitch has are from users named 'the groper' and 'the suckler' and she is the only girl both accounts have reviewed

It's obvious that they are touts or they just have poor taste in WGs paying money to see a fat big tit ugly EE lady 

[peter purves]

One comment I have not seen but may be important to some punters is that she does not have nipples as such.

[EnglishRebecca121]

love the fact she doesnt have an enjoys list

 

clearly so she can do fuck all

[BillGoldberg]

love the fact she doesnt have an enjoys list

 

clearly so she can do fuck all