Prague Trip Report Early Feb 2016

[DrGFreeman]

For the last few years I have been disappearing on secret trips to the FKKs of Frankfurt (Oase is my favourite).
But I went to Artemis recently and while FKKs are great it just wasn’t as exciting as it used to be. Plus I find Frankfurt fucking boring, so I wanted to mix it up a bit with a different destination. I decided on Prague – a great city to visit and a bewildering range of shagging options.

I had a map with destinations marked with telephone numbers.
At about 8pm on my first night I got settled in my hotel and started calling the privats. Those who answered the phone, and spoke English, were all busy or nothing was available for 3 hours. One took a booking and then texted back to cancel it. So I went to Club Neon as it was close.

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A club down in a basement through a rather scary metal gate. I was the only customer at 9pm. I tried to look relaxed sipping my beer while every woman in the place (30+) stared at me. I picked Roxy. We had a quick chat then I paid 1600 at the bar for 30 min with covered oral. In the room we had a shower together, she tolerated me soaping up her tits and arse, but not much other interaction. On the bed covered oral on me, but oral on her was not allowed. Sex in whatever position I wanted with no rush to finish. No GFE here, but a service.
I’m not sure I’d return – I didn’t like the vibe, I don’t think poor Roxy was very happy there.

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After beers and a meal, I fancied a massage.  Relax angel actually answered the phone and said they had girls available. On arrival Vanessa was very clear this was massage with a happy ending, not sex. Fine by me. An hour was 1500.  Started out with normal massage with me face down with the girl naked, then progressed to body slide on my back. Her enhanced tits felt great rubbing me up and down. After the flip, more massage but I was allowed to touch her. Face to face body slide with those lovely tits oiled up, working towards my cock, finishing with nice slow oily hand job. All in all, a very sensual hour, she teased building it up slowly and I came hard.
I think Vanessa took pride in her job and I enjoyed.

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Next morning was on the phone from 9 am. Privat Italska advertise as open 24/7 but the earliest appointment I could get was 11. They weren’t ready for me when I got there, so I had yet another coffee and came back at 11:30.
Eliska. I opted for an hour (1500) plus oral without for 2000. Kissing would have been another 500.
Eliska allowed me to undress her. Lots of unhurried oral on me, she seemed to enjoy receiving oral too. Enthusiastic sex in as many different positions I could think of. Then condom off back to oral for a while. Fresh condom on with sex to completion. Fantastic. Nice chat to finish up the hour before I showered and left.
This is what sex in an ideal brothel should be like – classy location with a relaxed happy girl who enjoys it.

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After lunch, another privat as I was having such success.
Privat said Linda was available and she had good reviews. In the flesh a little heavier, but some of the most toned abs I have ever encountered. Again 2000 for an hour with oral without. Not as enthusiastic as Eliska but good oral and 69 followed by sex in various positions. I was done after about 40 mins this time, but we stayed chatting until the time was up.

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That evening went to sexy sauna, just off Wenceslas square. Despite having the whole building lit up, the club in again down in the basement. 2000 entry. FKK style lockers for clothes, little safe for your wallet. Unusual in that the girls seem to use the same locker room. Much smaller than an FKK – bar upstairs, sauna and more seating downstairs. Big kino. There was a bit of a drinks hussle when I arrived – some of the sharkier girls sensing my newness asked ‘shall we have a drink together?’. Ladydrinks are 600 (diet coke is free). Of course I decline. The girls did spend a long time chatting to me, but then there weren’t many customers. I was frankly appalled by the ‘rooms’ after the upscale club environment. Rather than bedrooms, they have a corner full of 6’x8’ wooden pods (ie box) with a curtain and a rubberised mattress. Big enough to do your business in but rather seedy. My Ukrainian girl was 1600 for 30 mins with covered oral, paid in advance. She didn’t do oral without. But she did let me finger her while she sucked me. 10 mins into our time in the box and she started talking about tips. 15 mins in she’s pissed off I haven’t come yet. I remain friendly and I’m done after 20. She storms off when I’m clear theres no tip. I smoke a small cigar and leave.
I think  sexysauna is an expensive tourist trap not an FKK alternative. I wont be back

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My plan for my last morning was to fuck an outcall escort in the arse in the comfort of my hotel.
I had simona booked, but when she turned up she looked little like the photos. Not as toned and rougher. Different tats.
But she sucked cock ok and when I entered her arse with her face down porno style, I was a happy man.
Wouldn’t recommend. Not a great time, but ok and I accomplished my plan. Cost 120 euro.


Conclusions

The privats are the best bit but booking is hard work
Prague is a cool place to go, infinitely more interesting than Frankfurt
Don’t go to prague for sexysauna

[Jerboa]

On the whole sounds like you had fun, Prague is a great city to visit, but as we know slightly ruined by all the dumb stag does, the sauna cost you the same prices as a big German club, I guess you need to venture out of the centre for places better vfm who are popular with locals.

[Marmalade]

I found it an interesting report; but as Jerboa says, there must surely be better value if one knows where to venture. The weather is also a slight factor, especially for STs, for me anyway. Most of Europe is not exactly busting out with hot sunshine yet which can reduce the fun of exploring. Pleased to hear you had a great time.

[DrGFreeman]

There are probably cheaper options for the locals, but the trade-off is time if you're there for a couple of days
the organisation in the privats seemed poor - my impression was the booking system was a mobile passed around the girls who worked there. and English on the phone wasn't great.
You could think you had a booking, turn up and find you don't.
I think sticking to the larger more established privats increases you chance of success, but this means paying standard tourist prices of 1500 /hr
if anyone has any tips, please speak up

[Marmalade]

We've not had many reports on serious punting in Spain, but for now it seems from my experience a toss up between Greece (plentiful and inexpensive but short on the higher end) and Germany (plentiful on most price ranges but I get bored at times). The big trade off is long haul -- not to save money overall but to have enjoyable and sunshine-filled holiday as well, including inbetween punts.

[DrGFreeman]

my point was more you could take a tram trip out of the centre to find a local privat, to get there and find they have no record of your reservation, all the girls are busy or no-one speaks English
to save £15 ? to me not worth the hassle on a short trip

I thought of going to K5, which I enjoyed on my previous trip 10 years ago
has anyone been recently ?

[TrickyD]

Doesn't sound great value to me, or too high on the quality, maybe you should try Kiev, some hard work needed there, but great results are available, when I went January.

[TrickyD]

We've not had many reports on serious punting in Spain, but for now it seems from my experience a toss up between Greece (plentiful and inexpensive but short on the higher end) and Germany (plentiful on most price ranges but I get bored at times). The big trade off is long haul -- not to save money overall but to have enjoyable and sunshine-filled holiday as well, including inbetween punts.
I'm living in Greece at the moment, where is the action?, plentiful and inexpensive but short on the higher end

[Marmalade]

We've not had many reports on serious punting in Spain, but for now it seems from my experience a toss up between Greece (plentiful and inexpensive but short on the higher end) and Germany (plentiful on most price ranges but I get bored at times). The big trade off is long haul -- not to save money overall but to have enjoyable and sunshine-filled holiday as well, including inbetween punts.
I'm living in Greece at the moment, where is the action?, plentiful and inexpensive but short on the higher end

Thank you for quoting my post without attributing it. If youre living in Greece and can't find a shag you must be registered totally fucking blind or nonexistent. Try the UKP wiki for fuck sake and then ask again.

[TrickyD]

If you live on a f*ckng island it's not the same as Athens.
Its like looking for a streetwalker in Truro or Dunblane.

[Marmalade]

If you live on a f*ckng island it's not the same as Athens.
Its like looking for a streetwalker in Truro or Dunblane.

Then you've answered your own question

[TrickyD]

Yeah I didn't know, we weren't supposed to ask questions, if we're classed as newbies. And you being so senior as you've posted so many reviews, not many on Greece though?
Anyway I'll know in future my position here is to ' lurk ' and stay quiet.

[Marmalade]

Yeah I didn't know, we weren't supposed to ask questions, if we're classed as newbies. And you being so senior as you've posted so many reviews, not many on Greece though?
Anyway I'll know in future my position here is to ' lurk ' and stay quiet.

For goodness sake stop being a woos and playing all hard done to. You just asked about punting in Greece and only added later, after acting like a bit of cunt, that you were apparently on some god-forsaken island. That's like asking if there's any decent punting in the UK then mentioning you're on the Isle of White or the Isle of Harris. Same for any country. I'd already said btw thst the centres of punting are Athens and Thessalonika so were you actually asking for info or just being a moaning prick? You criticise me but don't even state your problem, just whine. Get on a boat to Athens. If you still have questions after reading my reports and the UKP Wiki by all means ask and try not being a cunt while you're at it please. I'm just a member, like you. If someone asked you pissy questions just to be awkward would you go over and give them a cuddle? No, probably not. It's nothing personal mate.

[shaven4you]

sound like your trip was ok , im of to prague in just over a months time havnt been since last decemeber
I normally go to showpark (girls are stunning there prices are little bit more than privates 2000 to 2500 with owo .
I all ways keep upto date on the sweet paradice website to see what new girls are working , on a friday saturday night at there 2 clubs
theres around 60 to 70 girls  out of that number i would say 8 to 10 are what i go for , prices are cheap for escort to hotel £150 ish 3 hours £175 4 hours ect ect .
For massage i use this place angelsmasaze.

will do a reveiw with some photos when im back

[oring123]

Sounds like a ok trip but not great for value or great girls
Also the standard no kissing rule !

[Marmalade]

Just a general suggestion for all threads in the abroad section

Currency comparisons. If you go there anyway you know how many slottyzlotti or whatever there are to the pound: but everyone else has to look it up. (This is something that affects just about every Internet forum!)

So my thought is, unless Admin can include an automated conversion script or something, that OP thread starters might like to include a schlittyzshat conversion at the top of the post if they think of it for everyone else.
e.g. 2000 Prague shitties is one London bullseye etc.

So (e.g.) to throw it in:

round figures:

£1 = 35 Czech Koruna

2000 Czech Koruna = (just under) £60

(not being pedantic about, just thinking how overseas reports could be most helpfully useful)

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

I think  sexysauna is an expensive tourist trap not an FKK alternative. I wont be back

Don’t go to prague for sexysauna

I'd been wondering whether this place was worth a visit, question answered, thanks!

But I went to Artemis recently and while FKKs are great it just wasn’t as exciting as it used to be.

Anything specific you think has changed there for the worse?

[spz1234]

Off to Prague in the summer on my own and certainly considering at least one punt whilst I'm there. Would be my first foriegn punting experience though.

[DrGFreeman]

Anything specific you think has changed there for the worse?

I was in Artemis in sept 15 - had a good time, a good FKK
I also went 10 years ago and I think (based on 2 trips) its hasn't changed much

My point was really that after numerous FKK trips its not as exciting as it used to be
still a great way to fuck loads, but for me it has become a bit functional
I wanted to do something different, hence prague

[Marmalade]

My point was really that after numerous FKK trips its not as exciting as it used to be
still a great way to fuck loads, but for me it has become a bit functional
I wanted to do something different, hence prague

I know Jerboa is gonna leap on me like I'm a raghead at a Jewish wedding for saying this, but "functional" is the description that fits for me and doesn't tempt me to Germany as often as my brain says it 'should.' I think it must be very different if you are fluent in German: but I find it almost impossible to get any banter with the girls. It's like picking one off the shelf and wheeling it in a supermarket trolley to a private area.

[Jerboa]

I know Jerboa is gonna leap on me like I'm a raghead at a Jewish wedding for saying this, but "functional" is the description that fits for me and doesn't tempt me to Germany as often as my brain says it 'should.' I think it must be very different if you are fluent in German: but I find it almost impossible to get any banter with the girls. It's like picking one off the shelf and wheeling it in a supermarket trolley to a private area.

Well I can see your point of view, yes some girls lack of English might mean less communication and banter.
But these days fluent Romanian might be a better language to use.

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

yes some girls lack of English might mean less communication and banter.

That's fair enough but there's plenty of girls with decent English at any of the bigger clubs.

[DrGFreeman]

I don't see language as the issue, I have rarely found communication to be difficult
the issue is more the girls rotate among the guys looking for clients, they will only chat for a few minutes without a commitment to go to the room. if not they're off to try and find a customer elsewhere
they are there to make money not chat, they have no interest in 'banter'

[adindas]

I think sticking to the larger more established privats increases you chance of success, but this means paying standard tourist prices of 1500 /hr
if anyone has any tips, please speak up

In the past before Czech join the EU, you could still find a good punt in private for CZK1000 - CZK1200 /hr mostly served by Ukrainian / Russian Girls.

But most will charge about CZK1500 - CZK2000.
But with hard desk and leg work, you could still find a reasonably good punting for CZK1200/hr such as here.   
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On the positive side, in general, Czech WGs are more attractive, taller than Romanian WGs IMHO

[DrGFreeman]

In the past before Czech join the EU, you could still find a good punt in private for CZK1000 - CZK1200 /hr mostly served by Ukrainian / Russian Girls.

the Baltic counties still have a large Russian population, but I never noticed this in Prague 
I was there first in 2005 and but I didn't see any Russians, the girls I met were Czech
When were you there ?

[adindas]

the Baltic counties still have a large Russian population, but I never noticed this in Prague 
I was there first in 2005 and but I didn't see any Russians, the girls I met were Czech
When were you there ?

Much Earlier than 2005. I start punting in Prague in 1996 At that time there were a very good newpaper called  Annonce where you could see the girls or their agent were advertising on this newspaper. If you see their rate were CZK1000 or lower, there is a good chance that they come from Ukraine or Russia.

[jonjo29]

Much Earlier than 2005. I start punting in Prague in 1996 At that time there were a very good newpaper called  Annonce where you could see the girls or their agent were advertising on this newspaper. If you see their rate were CZK1000 or lower, there is a good chance that they come from Ukraine or Russia.

Annonce  is still on sale in Prague. And the privates and independent girls still advertise. External Link/Members Only

[Jerboa]

the Baltic counties still have a large Russian population, but I never noticed this in Prague 
I was there first in 2005 and but I didn't see any Russians, the girls I met were Czech
When were you there ?

As Adindas said, before the Czechs joined the EU there were many Rus/Ukr girls working in Prague, this was also the case in Poland too, but once these countries joined the EU less Rus hookers came to work.