Here, to show you what sexy beasts the current members of the cabinet are, is an episode from Saturday's special Cabinet meeting after the EU negotiations ended, as reported in the Sunday Times.
The Prime Minister asked Lady Anelay, a Minister of State at the Foreign Office, to speak – but accidentally pronounced her name "anally". There followed this:
Greg Hands (Chief Secretary to the Treasury): Ooooh, Prime Minister!
David Cameron: Well, Greg, is there anything else you would like to tell us about your position?
This comment was apparently greeted with "gales of laughter".
Aren't they just the naughtiest boys when they get going...?