Author Topic: Nice looking but thats it - Gorgeous Lina  (Read 1381 times)


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Ok my first review
I found myself in Bridgwater today with time to kill and im thinking a last minute punt. Do I chance Goldies knowing the place is a dump, na I switch to AW.
Not much on offer but a Asian catches the eye but no feedback, So after a think and a fag I decide to give her a ring, wow im virtually sat outside her door.
so the profile says owo dfk ect just what I need, so arrange for 15 mins time
Anyway calls her again and she tells me to ring bell and wait 2 mins which I do, eventually the door opens and in I go, im then led up about 6 flights of stairs and into a room I couldn't stand up in (im 6.2)
She is Chinese I would say the girl in the profile picture.
Paperwork sorted (£60 for 30 mins) and she sort of tells me to get me kit off, my shirt comes off and she starts rubbing my chest whilst me getting the rest off.
I then sit on the edge of the bed while she strips whilst she is writing a text.
A bit of tit sucking and rubbing her clit and then she's cupping my balls and giving them a little rub which is enough to get the ole boy interested  that's when she produces a piece of paper which says suck £30 to which I reminded her of her likes list and what I thought was included, she just smiled. Another piece of paper which says Doggy or on top I reply both, for fuck sake she gets another piece of paper which says each position £10. I just look at her and shake my head in dis belief
By now im thinking should of gone to goldies but im here now lets just get on with it and get the fuck out
So now she rips open the jonnie packet and puts it on and climbs on reverse cowgirl, couple of minutes of that and its my turn to take charge, I roll her onto the bed and mount her mish style while rubbing and licking her nipples all the while she making noises like she's having a massive orgasm. I then turn her over and do her doggy and more noises from her and im thinking shut the fuck up im not that good. so its time to get it over with so a good 3-4 min pounding doggy style and the jobs done with a good load shot into the jonnie, now lets get out of here, its been about 20 mins. she now sits up and keeps saying velly good velly nice and when will I be back again.
im now getting dressed and just smile politely before I make the decent down the 6 flights of stairs.
So no blow job (not even covered) no kissing, not that I wanted too mind, no massage no nothing apart from a fuck, but in fairness she didn't ask for another tenner for each position.
She is a pretty girl size 8 saggy small tits and probably early 20s. she speaks enough English to get by but her pieces of paper with the extra prices on made me laugh looking back, she held them up like she was voting on the panel of Strictly cum shagging.
would I go back -- not a chance     
       

Offline soldier123

Sorry to hear about your bad experience mate! But I must say pulling out pieces of paper with prices on did make me laugh a bit! Thanks for taking one for the team and giving us all a funny story! Atleast it's one to tell the grandkids! (or probably not but anyway..) :lol:

bristolqwerty

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 :D. Made me laugh too.  Nice one, sorry for your piss poor service, someone I would've gone for myself no doubt.  Could've been £110 for 30mins with oral and 2 positions, there are no doubt fellas out there that would hand over the cash  :dash:  I  would've checked before I got me kit off though  :D as its too late when you have a boner to pull out and think straight.
Were you tempted to hold up a sheet yourself afterwards with 1/10 on it?  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: February 16, 2016, 09:37:43 am by bristolqwerty »

Offline nigel4498

Sorry it was a shit punt but How in the hell would you know it was the girl in the profile photo?
It could be any slim girl with long hair.
With a profile as sketchy as hers I would have given it a miss.

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she had the same knickers on nigel

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Offline PeachyAssFan

Sorry to hear about your crap punt, but like the others it did make me laugh. Was this your first time with a chinese girl. They have a certain way of working.  Many have poor English but written prices is a first I've heard. :-)

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not the 1st time peachy I do like Asians looking back it makes me laugh too