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Location : well known Liverpool hotel whose former grandeur is now faded. Possibly a good metaphor for me. Tired rooms and shabby bathrooms. Good metaphors for two SPs who would be better suited to roles where customer service isn't a prized function.
Price : £150 per hour, on the face of it a bargain but evidence that there is no such thing as a free lunch. I should know better.
The Girls : Kandi is an average looking woman, facially; long blonde hair with brown eyebrows and brown eyes, quite pleasant to look at, she has a great natural pair of breasts with large pink nipples. Not tall, around 5'2 maybe. Savannah is a redhead (or was at the time of visiting) with a pretty face, pert breasts and some tattoos, including a large work in progress on her leg. Both girls are quite friendly.
Comms : Kandi seems to control all the comms. In fact, Savannah's profile was offline for a while, but I note it is back up and Kandi's is down. Maybe they are job sharing the comms side. The appointment shifted quite a few times, my fault and theirs, but we were able to accommodate the penultimate appointment of the working week. Of course, for quality service providers, this should be no different to the first appointment of the week. If only!
The Event : signalled my arrival downstairs with the customary text and was eventually provided room and floor details. The door was on the latch, so I knocked and walked in, surprising the girls as they weren't aware the door was open. I suspect one of them had nipped out for a ciggie and forgotten to close it.
I jumped into the bathroom for a quick freshen up and emerged to chat to the girls. I did notice several packs of wet wipes lying around the room, and this set alarm bells ringing.
Kandi was doing something elsewhere in the room, and Savannah asked me to lie on the bed. I like my BJs to commence with the girl kneeling at my feet, and Savannah grunted that it was ok. Kandi returned and asked what was going on. Plainly I wasn't conforming to their usual routine. Savannah took out the Junior Doctor and ragged him with a wet wipe, Romanian Style I objected, mentioning that not only was I well showered at home, and had shaved my cock and balls, but that I'd just had a shower, to which Savannah replied that she wanted to be sure. A paltry few sucks later, and my by now limp cock was passed to Kandi, who proceeded to administer yet another ragging with a wet wipe, before giving me the worst blowjob I've ever had. The harassed Junior Doctor was passed back to Savannah, and you don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to know what happened.
I was then told to lay back on the bed for some facesitting, which was a welcome relief to looking at their miserable faces and the hundreds of wetwipes they were planning on visiting on me. Kandi jumped on first, and I actually enjoyed it, looking up at those gorgeous tits whilst eating her out. Administered an internal investigation with a couple of digits, before realising that Savannah wasn't sucking but wanking me. They swap and we continue. They then offer a two girl, which involved a rather insipid bit of tongueing of Kandi by Savannah whist I endeavoured to have my cock sucked by Kandi, who complained the whole time about how sore her neck was.
They then offer me a two girl blowjob on the bed. I ask if they snowball, and Kandi obviously doesn't know what it is, despite it being on her Likes List! Before the blowjob commences, they present my prone form with their arses and I give each of them a good fingering. I'm wetwiped again (apparently they can't stand the taste of precum, they now tell me) before I push one out in to Savannah's mouth, in haste, in order to end the ordeal. By the time she's returned from spitting it down the loo I'm dressed and nearly out the door.
I've had several threesomes down south, one of them documented here with two of London's finest, so I know what we should expect when we enter in to a threesome arrangement. This was not comparable in any way to my previous experiences, other than a lighter wallet. These are two quite likeable scouse girls in the wrong job. Of course, I could have caught them at the end of a long week, but as we pay for and expect good service, this shouldn't matter. My advice would be to give them a wide berth.
You have been warned!
DD
