This was the worst punt of my life and I have to say I have had some bummers!
Deep Tissue Sensual, the lovely Jess, and I do use the term advisedly was A) Huge, B) Ugly,C) Hopeless.
The massage with her large sausage-fingered hands battered my body instead of massaging it.
The actual wank! Must have taken all of 30 seconds, she went at it like a jack-hammer out of control, at the end she asked if there was anything else she could do for me, I should have said ,yes, give me my dough back.
AVOID
This I think should be a review, but I do not know how to put in a link! I do expect a doin' over this.
