Letizia Lopez, Dunfermline(&tour), Promenade Practice

[Roger De Her]

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Fxxxing H, what is it about the Kingdom???  Here I am,  fresh from walking away from a Hot Young Babe (Coffee from Brazil last week), on the strength of a ScoreSurcharge,  an I find,  once again in Dunfermline, the above Sweetie,  this time, apparently an ItalianEspresso!

Well,  Real F'ing Espresso!  She wanted £50 extra for the OWO shamelessly listed on her Profile as "enjoys"!! (at £50, rolls about crying with ecstatic laughter I speculate). Couldnt exit fast enough! She didnt seen too bothered either. I didn't even have time for a pee!

For those of you who are tempted, this one looks pretty cute, and Id say pictures(there's plenty) are accurate .... Perhaps a spot more beef on her than in the pics, BUT of course she remained fully clothed as we never got past the negotiation stage!  Also, she's Italian on AW, but her languages are Spanish & Portugese per the VivaStreet ad.  I suspect you're all now guessing her true nationality .... I never tested!

She's in a Bungalow on a main arterial route just south of the Asda near the station - Very flash venue for a punt, but having made the booking 30 mins beforehand, I arrived smak on time at the appointed postcode. Parked up, I got  FFF'd about for 25 mins waiting ("I text u house number in 2 mins" - no text, rings out to voicemail etc etc. U know the drill!) - So, by now I'm  thinking its just me gettin lined up in the queue? Go? Stay? Here now, give it a few mins.  THEN when she gave me the house no, she specifically said " please do not park directly outside"  - GUESS WHERE I was parked?? Yep,  so I moved before I went back to her door.  I suppose the one thing is that if she did have a client directly before me, he musta gone out the back an sneaked away, coz he didn't exit the front door,  I'd have seen him!!).  Anyhow, she seemed pretty well presented, and had clearly spent some time freshening her make up etc.

SO, another damp squib I Fife ...... Thinkin bout it,  I hope they close that fuckin' bridge again!

Roj

[bigmike32]

I seen her profile pop on adultwork and liked her pics. But she doesnt even know what country she is from lol. Is she brazilian or european or italian or all 3 ffs. 50 quid extra for owo is she a comedienne.

[JazzMan]

There was a wee hooker who came from Fife.
Is this her?

[S.X. MacHine]

Roj, as Romanian as Bucharest, I'd surmise. They often claim to be Italian. Truth is, if you find a WG in Italy, chances are she's Romanian.
To avoid this kind of disappointment, I stick to tried and tested, established stars in the whoring firmament. Hot Lips LEENA tomorrow. Says she's Thai and is! Never a disappointment.
Still, a lot of guys like variety...