This was a first for me – a massage with a happy ending. Does this really count as a punt? Well, I’ve punted hundreds of girls, and this felt like a punt, so I’m reviewing it.
If I remember correctly, UKP put me on to this place, which is a few hundred metres from the Elephant and Castle tube. It just offers various different massages, no ‘full service’.
Coms pretty good – the flat is easy to find, and has a rather cute way of identifying itself. You’ll see if you go.
My masseuse was Olivia – a short, solid, polish lady with an engaging laugh and magical hands. I stripped, she got to work. I did wonder in passing if any of this would get the ‘old chap’ ready for action, but she turned me over, did some extraordianry things, and five minutes later - bingo. I genuinely don’t know what she did – it was dark, I was lying on my back - but it was very clever.
It was a super relaxing experience. When I got home, I had to go straight to bed.
All for £30. I stupidly thought she said £70 – and that’s what I offered.

. But she quickly gave me a rebate.
It’s unfortunate that there is no real information on the different girls that work here on the website, to enable a more informed choice, but apart from that, a very positive experience.
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