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Author Topic: French Tourer  (Read 1851 times)

Offline HawCotter

Have just taken the plunge and booked for this afternoon.

Spoken to her and she's definitely French, not from Paris outside Bucharest.

Wouldn't normally book on ES but she looks damn good for the price.

Has anyone else tried her?

https://www.escort-scotland.com/escorts/eliza22-french-female-escort.html#photos

Offline Roger De Her

Yeah hot lookin lassie, fancy her myself

 ....a reservation or two tho,

- at that price, standard West European, hmm, unusually good value id think, plus
- if she's from France, Id expect her to be closer to Fluent than Basic in her native language skill, plus
- bit dodgy wearin jeans wi nae knickers ( unless she's fae Edinburry)

But  WTF , if she screws  like she looks,  its all good, Enjoy!.... Then Review?

Roj
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Looks great. I have a feeling there will be Le Disappointment.

Looks great. I have a feeling there will be Le Disappointment.

Le Grand Disappointment, more like. French or not, with unverified photos on ES and no reviews allowed she's likely to be a fat old munter at those prices

I'd love to be proven wrong, but I just can't see it. Be prepared to walk.

Offline ickydicky

Looks great. I have a feeling there will be Le Disappointment.

Or le con if it turns out to be yet another scam from the ageing French nutter sexyfrenchgirl/Magalie/Celine. :bomb:
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Offline rpg

Le Grand Disappointment, more like. French or not, with unverified photos on ES and no reviews allowed she's likely to be a fat old munter at those prices

I'd love to be proven wrong, but I just can't see it. Be prepared to walk.

I'm certain you're right. Almost certainly another fake profile.

Offline rpg

212 escorts on just now. Do a search looking for profiles with verified pics and nationality and who allow reviews and the number drops to.....9!! Tells you all you need to know about ES

Offline RandyF

No, woman that look like that don't sell there arses for 40 bob.  Never.

The pics are on just about every fake hoor agency website ever made btw.

The chaps that are sat pondering over this  silly shit, might need to adjust your hoor expectations.

E.g. this is realistic-


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Offline rpg

Be interested to see your review HawCotter

If its too good to be true then it usually is in my opinion

- Rates are very cheap £50/hh for such an attractive girl

- Opted out of reviews suspicious  :unknown:

-Beautiful looking girl with professionally taken photos could probably charge double her rates without affecting her business a great deal (don't tell her though)

maybe i am too suspicious and digging too deep hope i am wrong and its a good punt fella remember the review    :hi:
 

Offline auldie63

Could well be french but if the address is Queens Park, run away, run fast, run far, don't look back!

Offline ickydicky

Could well be french but if the address is Queens Park, run away, run fast, run far, don't look back!

 :drinks:
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I reckon she has got HawCotter tied up in her basement.  :D

Offline ickydicky

I reckon she has got HawCotter tied up in her basement.  :D

Dropping large smelly turds from her old French arsehole into his mouth.
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Could well be french but if the address is Queens Park, run away, run fast, run far, don't look back!

don't forget throw away your phone, she will have your number, and will text you at all times


Offline timmy1

No, woman that look like that don't sell there arses for 40 bob.  Never.

The pics are on just about every fake hoor agency website ever made btw.

The chaps that are sat pondering over this  silly shit, might need to adjust your hoor expectations.

E.g. this is realistic-



lol is that HornyEvik?

Offline rpg

Cotter must still be in shock at the sight that answered the door. Come on man, tell us what a babe she was.

Offline RandyF

Blahhh these threads always end in an anti-climax, with none of the the drama we'd hope for.

It'll turn out Haw's boiler sprung a leak, and he couldn't go anyway  :rolleyes:
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Offline chico1000

How many of your boilers have sprang a leak  with you Fanny F. 
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Offline RandyF

How many of your boilers have sprang a leak  with you Fanny F.

Is English your first language?  Some paranoid gossiping hoor tell you to post that?
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Offline chico1000

Just trying to get to your level mate?  Anyway you will have not got round to meeting any yet I suppose.  Tomorrow another day on the to do list.  More fun taking the piss out of otherwise good prossie's, ethnics and punters who have audacity in your eyes to post a positive. 
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Offline HawCotter

Gentlemen, sorry for the late reply. Had to get my boiler sorted out!

Don't know why I insisted on taking the chance here, clearly it was against my better judgement.

The flat was in one of the as yet ungentrified parts of dennistoun.

The girl was indeed French, and was the girl in the pics.

Although the pics were clearly taken before someone slipped some crystal meth in her croissant.

Le Salon was horrible, there's was a bin full of baby wipes and used condoms.

On the ground floor and you could hear kids playing in the back garden.

Had already decided to walk at this point when I heard some sort of arguement between her and some guy in another room in the flat so just quietly disappeared.

The funniest thing was when I snuck out the door there was some other bloke walking up who sh*t himself when I walked out, couldn't help wondering if it was another UKP member trying to get in before me. Haha

So to cut a long story short I pieded out of the pied-de-terre a lot faster than I pieded in.

Offline ickydicky

sure it was same girl as in photos. she is a doll. :timeout: but you did right to walk.A scruffy bit of Dennistoun? hard to believe.  :scare:
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 05:52:24 PM by ickydicky »
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Offline RandyF

The girl was indeed French, and was the girl in the pics.


 :dash:   Blonde then was she.  These pics are nonsense, as are all the other profiles on this, the shittiest site in Scotland - bar of course, the old war-horses from AW that've been duped into paying the ad fee.
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